how many jocks to pack on the family beach vacation in march? hmmmm

What’s your sign?

clicking ‘reject all cookies’ just to feel like i have power

i’ve listened to Charli’s new album so many times i can’t stop it’s probably my fav thing of hers send help

no cavities and the hygienist said i do a good job flossing, gonna be riding this high for the next 5-7 business days

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Thinking of her today

me with so many of yall

leaving for canada next weekend and just learned i never signed my passport application

stuck interviewing candidates all week so decided to wear a jock the whole time just to feel something

ugh so many of yall that i need to do so many things with with so few clothes on 🫦

wow not to be a negative nelly but i LOATHE this new iOS update my god…

the most reactive reaction video to ever react #GoldenGlobes

Golden Globes tonight

got good response to the La Croix sweater tonight, you like?

being in a group of friends in their 30s means developing a process for rage cage to accommodate the 4 of you doing dry january 😇😇

monday back at work (bad) but forgot my adderall (add super sleepy and hungry to the mix)

okay rewatched the gay hockey show minus the b plot that was almost entirely contained in a single episode and it was better, it’s growing on me

fantastic start

⬆️ or ⬇️

okay it’s time to see how heated this rivalry gets

that’s a *nod* it’s not a cry for help, i’m finally free!! enjoy the joke!!

christmas without the family 🙂‍↕️

just did my first overtime shift processing prescriptions that are piling up for the holidays and… i think they hazed me why was every single one a problem??

spread holiday cheer this and that no bitch i need to be spreading my LEGS 🫦

hookup gave me 2 prep since i stopped taking it i love being gay lol

my only heated rivalry take is that the pride night for the kraken this season is gonna be STEAMY

finally heading back to seattle and my need for h*le and p*le is frankly off the charts rn

went out to latin night at a straight club and like.. if i can’t make out with a bunch of latin men what’s the point?

yall this kbbq server we have might make me act up 🥵

very suspicious that i’ve had a near-perfect travel experience thus far…

okay vegas oomfs who’s gonna take me to a hot tub i have a speedo and you’ll be rewarded GREATLY

forgot i signed up for a 4 hour CE tomorrow with 16 hours of required online modules beforehand… i’ve accomplished 2 hours. pray for me

if u see me being thirsty online mind your business and/or slide into my DMs already

not having to set an alarm for today was almost the best way to wake up tbh

messy apartment? you should see my mind 😇

someone just sent me a taylor swift remix by chainsmokers im so tired

okay watching ‘all her fault’ and dakota fanning is mothering i fear

as promised.. thanks for 1k, if you see me out say hi and pinch my butt 🥰😇

wow so close to 1k followers maybe i’ll celebrate by showing off my outfit for underwear night 👀

currently reading ‘my year of rest and relaxation’ and i know the moral of the story is that spending a year in drugged out pseudo sleep than addressing your problems is bad but man does it sound nice sometimes….

lazy day off thank goodness 😇

there’s nothing compared to the absolute rush of catching the phishing email exercise at work 😤

everyone complaining about the time change, welcome! i’ve been bored and going to bed at 8pm for months now!!

decided i need a boyfriend by next halloween cuz i have a couples costume idea i need to make happen:

finally finished this 1200 page book and i’ll confirm what i suspected all along… 1200 is too many pages

The only November tradition I observe 💕

Today is her day