4th of july, but now we know what i’m wearing underneath 🇺🇸

walking home in the summer, freshly fucked, in a skirt is such a top tier vibe

happy 🐪 day

so amazon just sent me 2 cases of diet coke.. i at no point ever ordered any nor was i charged for it… is this gay reparations or something?

gm

going to a world cup watch party today and wearing the only america-themed piece of clothing i have… think ill fit in?

damn these insta ads are getting tempting

insta thought i was naked here but i promise it was just a slutty speedo

guy i’m dating had plans this evening so i’m going to a pre my friends are doing and turns out he’ll be there happy pride!

was gonna make a short appearance at a friends bday party and woke up in someone else’s bed ooosie

the first kayak bulge of the season

well i’ve been blonde for 1 day and i can now confidently say they *do* have more fun

so warm out i don’t need a jacket walking to the g**ndr hookup happy pride month

have a desperate need to play monkey in the middle, I’ll be the monkey.

concept: cuck chair at the ballet

some of yall in the nyt crossword today! (lovingly)

got a scrape on my knee :( (from sucking a dick yesterday after work)

making my first PowerBI dashboard i feel like i’m joining the dark side 🖤

May the 4th be with you 🌌

a very fun movie and i loved it dearly but i will have nightmares about this disaster of a top for weeks i fear

there’s gotta be a drag queen named geri mander, right?

ngl being called hard to read is basically a compliment like i refuse to agree that it’s anything but a positive

i need some more friends

whined about having to do a dumb privacy/security training for work but emailed my timekeeper to put an hour of overtime in and apparently trainings have a 2 hour minimum 🤑🤑🤑

not loving the new feature where i’m not getting a passing grade on Hinge

another day waiting to get better spending too much money and having a sore throat for the wrong reason :(

home sick all day so naturally all i want to do is **** a **** over and over again 🥵

had a patron at a show i was at actually slip me his number at the end.. i was so frazzled i thought he was handing me his trash lmao

not irish but you should still kiss me ☘️

🍀 🌈

streamworks should just play the soft jazz muzak that the dallas airport plays with the tsa announcements and all i feel like that would set the mood better

proof of 🍑

2 hour car ride with my parents and my mom is watching tiktoks at full volume next to me.. chat should i kms

the things i go through for you boys, enjoy 😊

not me plotting how to take a humpday pic when my family is right here next to me all day…

oh the temptation.. any sugar daddies wanna help me out? 👀

can i finally participate in mcm? would that be okay with you?

also i look incredible in this speedo i need a boy to come with me and photo document this

keep forgetting the alt but maybe vacation will remind me…

not seeing enough of the queen so…

family vacation for the next 4 days so expect the reply guy energy and horniness to increase exponentially

oh this room is full of mirrors i can work with this

welp i guess i just have to spend a night alone in a hotel room in philly ;)

gate agent calling my name.. do i feel like a celebrity or am i in trouble…

how many jocks to pack on the family beach vacation in march? hmmmm

What’s your sign?

clicking ‘reject all cookies’ just to feel like i have power

i’ve listened to Charli’s new album so many times i can’t stop it’s probably my fav thing of hers send help

no cavities and the hygienist said i do a good job flossing, gonna be riding this high for the next 5-7 business days