when’s it gonna be my turn? (don’t forget me)

whatever this fetish is, I have it

we need a new phrase for when someone’s body is tea but on the next level because some of y’all are 😮‍💨

omfg he’s gotten hotter…..

the way I had the craziest teenage crush on him

it’s a good evening to embrace tradition.

Veronica Lake, 1941

having second thoughts about moving to ny

why is the sound of rain so sensual

boreddddddd

made it back to the gym for the first time in two months and I’m gonna d*e

the quote at the end of La yugular is patty smith? I thought it was juliet lewis lol

this is literally never not accurate

only the democrats would giddily clench defeat from the jaws of victory lol

tírame magnolias

okaaaaaaaaay femocratic sweep

real recognizes reeeeaaallll

hmmmm… well………..

You either die a bottom or live long enough to become an evil top

nonstop nut november

yup

Seine Angst ist meine Angst Seine Wut ist meine Wut Seine Liebe ist meine Liebe Sein Blut ist mein Blut

let’s get spooky

getting more excited for my costume tomorrow uwu

I don’t think I’m long in this job…

the latest dragula episode has some of the craziest reality tv drama I have ever seen, it rocks

really and truly, add it to the great “fuck that man” albums

If I don’t magically get hot by 35, I’m killing myself

I didn’t know it was your pussy palace pussy palace pussy palace pussy palace I always thought it was a dojo dojo dojo dojo

fuck that fatass indiana cop #teamlily

clocked oooouuuuutttttt

sympathy is a me

weekend within grasp…..

I'm at the beginning of my rope. I'm doing great.

they’re kindred sisters

these are my most favorite purchase I’ve ever made ever

Everything’s still romantic, right?

I STILL WANT THE SUSPIRIA PEACOCK

yes baby yes yes baby yes yes

pouring one out tonite for my woke horror queen

thinking both spooky and sexy thoughts about robert rusler as grady in a nightmare on elm street 2: freddy’s revenge - many people are saying this!

happy tuesday

another slayne has hit the cuntagon