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someone call the etsy witches this is a fucking emergency

What’s your sign?

My wife tried to buy presale tickets for that Yungblud kid and sat in a queue of over 10000 people, watching the tickets get snatched up and then immediately relisted on Stubhub IN REAL TIME. Between legal scalpers and Dynamic Pricing the current state of live music can eat my dick.

CNN: Trump says violence on streets of Portland is rising

"hand-to-hand combat with antifa every night"

This week's episode is a look at the 1992 BBC Halloween stunt, Ghostwatch and the subsequent outrage that followed.

Just once -- ONCE -- when one of these asshole talks about how City X is literally on fire and under siege from leftist militias I would love it for the reporter to go "hey man. what the fuck are you talking about?" instead of just nodding along.

We did Blacula on the pod last year. It's one of our least-listened to episodes but I think it's one of our best. Also, Tales From The Hood whips.

Drop something WITCHY

Charlie Hunnam's Ed Gein talks like Bubbles on Trailer Park Boys.

The moment when the camera swings around and the entire campus is chasing this guy... 🤌

I back a lot of games on Kickstarter. I know you do too. Be aware and show some solidarity.

really enjoying all the people trying to explain the bible to the pope today

Now watching:

Gotta get gayer

I'd love to wanna help you, Flanders. But... Marge... was taken prisoner... in the... holy land.. and uh...

slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross

Come back...baby come back..

This might be some of the funniest slop I've seen on Facebook yet. It's from an AI video of KISS members with and without makeup.

I know I'm just shouting into the void about this shit but it's really bothering me that live music is now a luxury item. Tickets for the next wave of Ghost dates are following the same model as My Chemical Romance and that is just fucking shameful.

So y'all liked Night of the reaper???

Renato Casaro died today at 89 — the Italian artist behind some familiar movie posters 🕊️

Chappel Roan tour footage has been infiltrating my IG feed and it looks fucking amazing. The stage set looks like the last Ghost stage.

Don't talk to me or my son ever again.

Now watching: Death Carries A Cane. In short: What if Rear Window was crazy horny?

Me waiting for the Rapture

I swear to god if the rapture happens and the last movie I ever saw before the tribulations was Conjuring 2 I'm going to be so mad.

Nobody tell Chaya about Jacques Cousteau.

I'm doing a full costume and makeup test for my new Haunted Overload character, The Arch Confessor, tonight and I'm fucking psyched. Photos to follow.

Dayseeker opened for Ice Nine Kills last week and blew my fucking mind. They have this HUGE sound that's a little overwhelming despite its melodic nature.

Good time to be a mean bitch to Nazis.

“When was Joe Biden president?” remains the most difficult question in politics

It hasn't even been a fucking year!

But... There were only four of us in the room when they took that photo!

This movie is, without a hint of irony, one of my favorite movies. It is painfully funny.

When you go to comic cons every other person is dressed like Deadpool and they do Deadpool antics. At horror cons it Art The Clown and they do all sorts of goofy bullshit.

A woman at the Scream panel over the weekend at the Silver Scream con remarked that 13 Ghosts is her favorite movie. The room erupted into applause. Matthew Lillard (lovingly) informed her that she has terrible taste in movies. It made the entire fiasco worth it.

Kash always looks like Leland Palmer in the Black Lodge whenever they drag him out to push whatever the official narrative is.

one of the clearest signs you're dealing with a strong and principled political movement is when they want to make it illegal to make fun of them

Online trads going to church for the first time and finding out it's not an IRL version of their personal Based internet club always cracks me up

Going to be at Silver Scream today? Keep an eye out for me and say hi.

So, uh... How do I get in touch with these Etsy Witches?

Feeling uneasy about some dipshit getting shot? Don't worry. I brought enough malice for everyone.

Shot in the neck under a big-ass banner that says PROVE ME WRONG while talking about mass shootings. It seems to the universe still has a sense of humor.

Charlie Kirk shot at an event in Utah.