what is happening today 😵‍💫

chewsday chest day 😛

the “is it a blonde hair or a gray hair in my beard” game

a chicken club, some salty fries and a full fat coke god bless

Watched the Housewives WifeSwap with the off the grid mom and not feelin her at ALL. Her saying that being off the grid is “back to our ancestral roots” but that’s anthropologically false: we survived as a species because we lived in close knit communities as hunters and gatherers. Pissin me OFF!

Not me sending Angie K a DM telling her that I was the same as her daughter, regarding my Persian heritage, but that I grew out of it and it’s now almost all my personality and Elektra will also grow out of it and come to embrace her Greek roots 🥲

at DCA and all those delays 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 and the official 10% delay doesn’t start until tomorrow oh it’s going to be so bad

BREAKING NEWS from @mollyroberts.bsky.social: SANDWICH GUY FOUND NOT GUILTY

todays flight from dc to okc has now changed 4 times god give me strength and someone end this fucking shutdown

god damn im 2 for 2 today

it’s giving sfjfjkajddjnd

hello.

bless.

All the apt windows open, Lana + NFR in my ears, pumpkin swirl cheesecake in the oven

They are just having this man play The Sims with the White House while Stephen Miller destroys the country…

Seine Angst ist meine Angst Seine Wut ist meine Wut Seine Liebe ist meine Liebe Sein Blut ist mein Blut

Hot trainer at the gym I made casual conversation with earlier this week sought me out to give me a free training sesh

Had to go to the Ronald Reagan Building to finalize my Global Entry application and I just couldnt stop thinking about all the USAID memories I had there. Just a complete gut punch walking back into the building.

ruh roh dad sent me an ai video of JFK saying “the shot came from behind the grassy knoll”

kinda really want a Alexander the Great / Hephaestion or (and??) Achilles / Patroclus tattoo a la this style idk

Mary calling Angie out on her shit is the sign of a true friendship. As funny and silly as that scene was, it was also incredibly touching to see friendship this raw and authentic. #RHSLC

same #survivor49

this sweet girl I love her so much

A pretty heavy handed metaphor for this administration: tearing down something timeless and beautiful to create something cheap, tacky, and corrupt

Rosalía posting this snippet of the strings (that she composed!!!) really has my hopeful she’ll put an electronic beat over it a la Bjoök Vespertine Live tour with the full orchestra + Matmos. I am so excited to see what she does 💃

the way this is one of the greatest songs / ALBUMS of all time I s2g

The amount of 90s music and pop culture nostalgia I’m getting from Lilith Fair documentary has me in tears

DCA arrivals at sunrise >>>

Happy Tame Impala release day to all who celebrate!!! 🙌🏼

MC IS THAT GIRL 😤😤 #survivor

today’s side quest entails me omw to Dulles in an attempt to save a few dollars by purchasing flights directly at the counter. stay tuned!

neighbors went to Japan and brought me skincare treats! FOUR sunscreens!!! I am blessT!!!

tuesday we out here

who / what is “ROLE MODEL” ????

do any oomfs i follow or follow me work at/ know someone who works at microsoft? my unemployed ass just found the perfect job and in this day and age one needs to have an insider!!!! slide into my DMs!!

oooooomg I need a camera on Stacey STAT #RHOP

now seateddddd

“Jake’s the closest thing to a big brother I’ve ever had.” Girl you have known him less than a WEEK. When survivor players throw that kinda language around I can’t help but roll my eye so hard. #survivor49

if everyone would look back at what I’ve been preaching and praying and saying and praying. go stream golden!!!!

she’s absolutely gorgeous tonight

How did Ashely and Giselle keep a straight face when saying they hope Karen is in the AARP section of the jail 😭 #RHOP

Perfect Blue 4K restoration and rerelease in theatres oh hell yes

@ DOGE I found some excessive government spending for u

anyways

Roid stomach guy saying that Annie is “playing the game too hard” is so dumb. This IS THE GAME, idiot. #survivor49

Allah Akbar!!!! I made this movie my entire personality circa 2003. I even bought bootleg Japanese DVDs off of eBay where the Crazy 88 fight scene is in color. I AM SEATED.

Jane Goodall has passed and I’m just devastated. I had tickets to see her speak at GW next week. Ever since learning about her in undergrad anthro I have been such a huge fun of her and her message. Another one of Leakey’s Angels gone.

god damnit if I didn’t have an absolute blast night tonight with ms Addison Rae

Seeing Addison Rae with @seancw.bsky.social tonight

going to be a complete and total faggot with a hard T tonight at Addison Rae no one can stop me from having fun tonight