your dads say hi @ptklein.com

everyone go wish my actual brother from another mother, @breimels.bsky.social , a very happy birthday!!!!!

oklahomo meetup w angel baby @roy-a.bsky.social

forcing my parents to turn their phone on silent. every text, reaction, notification, the typing sounds oh my lord im going to lose my mind.

Hey so I just watched this episode of bobs burgers and I am ugly crying oh my god????

That last min holiday rush where there is Soo much to do (gym, laundry, clean apt, run dishwasher, unload clean dishes , pack suitcase, take out the trash, jerk off, make dinner, shower, bed at a decent time) before I need to wake up at 6 am and get the bus to the metro to the airport 😵‍💫

Rama Duwaji for The Cut is a magnitude 10 motherquake

finally finally finally getting around to watching in the mood for love

Rizzo is such a god damn BABY. He talks such big game but at the end of the day is a toddler. Can’t stand his ass. #survivor49

haven’t torrented in YEARS but I just had to have episode 4 of heated rivalry - I can’t stop thinking about how incredible that episode was

t.A.T.u all the things she said and whatever that remix of it was playing during the last 5 min of heated rivalry

New @patrickwyman.bsky.social history podcast starting off with Ancient Assyra AND Iran???!! LFG!!!!!

I really hope that Andy Baraghani gets his ass eaten every single night. His recipes are so fuckin good. Tonight’s Chicken and Red Lentil with caramelized onions, fresh mint, dill and cilantro, and a lemon yogurt sauce was SO GOOD.

Referred to my Joy of Cooking textbook rather than google my question

Forcing myself to do a set of heavy goblet squats on a strictly chest day cause of gay hockey butt shows impact

obligatory Amtrak selfie 🚊

Any time “Bad Romance” comes on shuffle I get a jolt through my body and soul like no other song can do. Truly an all time great.

what is happening today 😵‍💫

chewsday chest day 😛

the “is it a blonde hair or a gray hair in my beard” game

a chicken club, some salty fries and a full fat coke god bless

Watched the Housewives WifeSwap with the off the grid mom and not feelin her at ALL. Her saying that being off the grid is “back to our ancestral roots” but that’s anthropologically false: we survived as a species because we lived in close knit communities as hunters and gatherers. Pissin me OFF!

Not me sending Angie K a DM telling her that I was the same as her daughter, regarding my Persian heritage, but that I grew out of it and it’s now almost all my personality and Elektra will also grow out of it and come to embrace her Greek roots 🥲

at DCA and all those delays 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 and the official 10% delay doesn’t start until tomorrow oh it’s going to be so bad

BREAKING NEWS from @mollyroberts.bsky.social: SANDWICH GUY FOUND NOT GUILTY

todays flight from dc to okc has now changed 4 times god give me strength and someone end this fucking shutdown

god damn im 2 for 2 today

it’s giving sfjfjkajddjnd

hello.

bless.

All the apt windows open, Lana + NFR in my ears, pumpkin swirl cheesecake in the oven

They are just having this man play The Sims with the White House while Stephen Miller destroys the country…

Seine Angst ist meine Angst Seine Wut ist meine Wut Seine Liebe ist meine Liebe Sein Blut ist mein Blut

Hot trainer at the gym I made casual conversation with earlier this week sought me out to give me a free training sesh

Had to go to the Ronald Reagan Building to finalize my Global Entry application and I just couldnt stop thinking about all the USAID memories I had there. Just a complete gut punch walking back into the building.

ruh roh dad sent me an ai video of JFK saying “the shot came from behind the grassy knoll”

kinda really want a Alexander the Great / Hephaestion or (and??) Achilles / Patroclus tattoo a la this style idk

Mary calling Angie out on her shit is the sign of a true friendship. As funny and silly as that scene was, it was also incredibly touching to see friendship this raw and authentic. #RHSLC

same #survivor49

this sweet girl I love her so much

A pretty heavy handed metaphor for this administration: tearing down something timeless and beautiful to create something cheap, tacky, and corrupt

Rosalía posting this snippet of the strings (that she composed!!!) really has my hopeful she’ll put an electronic beat over it a la Bjoök Vespertine Live tour with the full orchestra + Matmos. I am so excited to see what she does 💃

the way this is one of the greatest songs / ALBUMS of all time I s2g

The amount of 90s music and pop culture nostalgia I’m getting from Lilith Fair documentary has me in tears

DCA arrivals at sunrise >>>

Happy Tame Impala release day to all who celebrate!!! 🙌🏼

MC IS THAT GIRL 😤😤 #survivor

today’s side quest entails me omw to Dulles in an attempt to save a few dollars by purchasing flights directly at the counter. stay tuned!

neighbors went to Japan and brought me skincare treats! FOUR sunscreens!!! I am blessT!!!