A Billie Eyelash idol??? 🥴🥴

Dragging Rizzo for filth 10 mins in please inject it into my veins lmao #survivor50

have discovered hemlocke springs and I fear I am obsessed. a 2026 version of grimes (complimentary) mixed with ms kate bush yes please

I wanna like this new GOT spinoff but it’s just so damn MUDDY. I can’t get past it!!!

First proper arm day in 2 weeks, listening to a set from the DJ I saw when I was in Berghain a few years ago - it’s gonna be a GOOD ONE TODAY

He’s my white feather hawk tail deer hunter

10 mg eddie or a lil 🍄 microdose during the TWICE concert tonight hmmmn

You all better wish my actual Persian brother @seancw.bsky.social a happy birthday right now!!!

38 today 🤓 Send your favorite nerd a venmo for some sweet treats today : seancw_88

down BAD for the below deck med bro with the stache who got excited about swimming with turtles

its me and my humidifier against the world rn

big guy pants ok

such a vibe

ICE agents are America's failures, basically indistinguishable from lazy school shooters, losers who want to play Call of Duty on our streets against people who can't fight back. They have unlimited ammo and toss tear gas like they're pressing L1. They have to be defunded and jailed. All of them.

Violently high at Cheesecake Factory having the best meal of my life

new slayyyrer song 4 mins long she really is going to save pop music

chopped/ shaved brussels sprouts in the food processor instead of chopping by hand

your dads say hi @ptklein.com

everyone go wish my actual brother from another mother, @breimels.bsky.social , a very happy birthday!!!!!

oklahomo meetup w angel baby @roy-a.bsky.social

forcing my parents to turn their phone on silent. every text, reaction, notification, the typing sounds oh my lord im going to lose my mind.

Hey so I just watched this episode of bobs burgers and I am ugly crying oh my god????

That last min holiday rush where there is Soo much to do (gym, laundry, clean apt, run dishwasher, unload clean dishes , pack suitcase, take out the trash, jerk off, make dinner, shower, bed at a decent time) before I need to wake up at 6 am and get the bus to the metro to the airport 😵‍💫

Rama Duwaji for The Cut is a magnitude 10 motherquake

finally finally finally getting around to watching in the mood for love

Rizzo is such a god damn BABY. He talks such big game but at the end of the day is a toddler. Can’t stand his ass. #survivor49

haven’t torrented in YEARS but I just had to have episode 4 of heated rivalry - I can’t stop thinking about how incredible that episode was

t.A.T.u all the things she said and whatever that remix of it was playing during the last 5 min of heated rivalry

New @patrickwyman.bsky.social history podcast starting off with Ancient Assyra AND Iran???!! LFG!!!!!

I really hope that Andy Baraghani gets his ass eaten every single night. His recipes are so fuckin good. Tonight’s Chicken and Red Lentil with caramelized onions, fresh mint, dill and cilantro, and a lemon yogurt sauce was SO GOOD.

Referred to my Joy of Cooking textbook rather than google my question

Forcing myself to do a set of heavy goblet squats on a strictly chest day cause of gay hockey butt shows impact

obligatory Amtrak selfie 🚊

Any time “Bad Romance” comes on shuffle I get a jolt through my body and soul like no other song can do. Truly an all time great.

what is happening today 😵‍💫

chewsday chest day 😛

the “is it a blonde hair or a gray hair in my beard” game

a chicken club, some salty fries and a full fat coke god bless

Watched the Housewives WifeSwap with the off the grid mom and not feelin her at ALL. Her saying that being off the grid is “back to our ancestral roots” but that’s anthropologically false: we survived as a species because we lived in close knit communities as hunters and gatherers. Pissin me OFF!

Not me sending Angie K a DM telling her that I was the same as her daughter, regarding my Persian heritage, but that I grew out of it and it’s now almost all my personality and Elektra will also grow out of it and come to embrace her Greek roots 🥲

at DCA and all those delays 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 and the official 10% delay doesn’t start until tomorrow oh it’s going to be so bad

BREAKING NEWS from @mollyroberts.bsky.social: SANDWICH GUY FOUND NOT GUILTY

todays flight from dc to okc has now changed 4 times god give me strength and someone end this fucking shutdown

god damn im 2 for 2 today

it’s giving sfjfjkajddjnd

hello.