It’s hard to convey the insanity of a thirty-something White House staffer getting an interim US Attorney appointment and marching into the grand jury room alone four days later to indict the former Deputy Attorney General and Director of the FBI

Just pretend that I’m posting a selfie of me and @joenotjoey.bsky.social who I finally met today and is an absolute delight 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

I bet Family Matters would have done a great rapture episode.

Just ate two bowls of homemade chili out of the *good* china.

Fallon has not and never will be of strong enough character to do anything of substance with the gift that NBC has given him.

You’re not allowed to post on twitter about Kimmel (legally or morally).

The white wine at the gay bar? Yeah, that’s mine.

Need to be back at the patio at A House in Ptown stat.

If there’s one thing I’ve learned in my advanced age it’s that off brand batteries (looking at you Costco and Amazon) suck.

well, yes!

EVERYONE should have the right to die of easily preventable diseases !!!! thats freedom, baby!!!!!

On Earth 2, this man’s medical license would be revoked immediately

✅go to Ptown ✅see a bunch of friends and have a great time ✅take zero photographic evidence

Embarrassed to say I like the font update to the Outlook iPhone app.

Why does jet lag hit the hottest men (me) the hardest?

Can't be reformed.

chicken soup for the soul: a boat trip around santorini

Delayed a few hours at the Athens Airport, but they just played the Goldeneye James Bond song at the airport Burger King.

ok yes I will stay in paradise another day

had one (1) aperol spritz at the pool and decided to stay in santorini an extra night 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

If you hate the wind, DO NOT come to Mykonos.

Any gay bar playing Justin Timberlake: immediate boo.

I go to Greece today.

the USA built a system of higher education so good that smart/rich people from across the world came here, spending billions to learn here, subsidizing education for Americans while spending money to live in our cities and towns. our government arbitrarily decided we should stop doing that

You can have a little earthquake as a treat.

The new season of Project Runway has soothed my soul 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Lorne Michaels, you will pay for your crimes. www.cracked.com/article_4765...

The one thing that has changed about me the most over the last year is that I now consistently eat lunch at 11:30am on workdays. And that’s ok.

An 11am cheeseburger really did do the trick.

This paragraph in Chrissy Metz’s Wikipedia bio gave me a headache

The graffiti block lettering on insta stories has gone too far.

Currently on a bar crawl where every bar I get steak tartar.

Why couldn’t they take Jimmy Fallon instead

He interviewed himself

big plans today.

he just gets it??? nyc is so lucky 😭🥹😭

this would heal me

Sorry I’m late, I had to watch the unveiling of Gladys Russel’s portrait.

🚨 Laura Linney is at Paradise in Asbury Park 🚨

Do they make a Tylenol PM but for naps?

It’s one of those days when you walk outside and you immediately say “it’s disgusting out”

Is it weird that HGTV just axed four shows, each lead by queer or minority hosts?? people.com/all-about-th...

Possibly my favorite summation of Pride

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If you are not alarmed at the type of thing these people now feel 100% comfortable saying out loud that they would have been scared to type into a group chat 10 years ago for fear that anyone might ever see it, I don't know what to tell you.

A former colleague of mine posted that if Mamdani wins, then sharia law is coming to nyc if you want a glimpse of how people are sliding into insanity.

This was tough.

I hate this country and the people who run it.

Newark’s newest air traffic controller