When people at work format 1:1 meeting invites with “<>” I can’t help but think of Miranda July

Something in the astrology is off this week. That can be the only explanation.

I do be talking about about creativity and performance

We’re in the PNW 🍷🍷 @treycie.bsky.social

“Hair Body Face” is a Charli XCX song

Wait…I thought it WAS “Costco chain”

Ok wow y’all really weren’t kidding about Weapons huh?

36 starting off great! (I have tendinitis)

Leaving my 176 rewards points for The Bean on 9th and Broadway in my last will and testament

The midwestern urge to stare out my apartment window at the thunderstorm as if I’m on a front porch

Green was the color of the day

I turned 36 yesterday and I can confidently say 35 is such an embarrassing age to be. 36 feels right. Feels fun, flirty, carefree. 36 is live, laugh, love (complimentary).

Mercury retrograde came for the jugular today wow

I’ve reached ChineseAIEricAdamsLobsterTok

Cosplaying as straight for the day

sometimes you don’t get invited to the function bc you don’t do G… and that’s OK!

Having a lobotomy and living in FiDi sounds so nice

At the latest gay guy convention (seeing I Know What You Did Last Summer at the AMC that flooded yesterday)

Ah, yes. The now annual ritual of scrolling through subway deluges in the summer!

If Bette Davis Eyes is song of the summer I’ll kms

Beach day

I fucking knew it

“You’re so tan!” Thanks, I literally roasted myself like 7Eleven hot dog by a pool under the sun this weekend.

☀️ @jornyc.bsky.social

Anyways,📍Bellport until Sunday

Watching all the 🥖s getting off the LIRR at Sayville while I stay on the train to Bellport

Going to battle hymn with work tomorrow pray for me

Gay guy Saturday Brooklyn marathon starts now

Pop Crave confirmed, it’s legit!!!

incredible night for disgraced men who need to get the message

run MORE millennials in elections @democrats!!!

Hi from the Pines 💙 @treycie.bsky.social

My fire island house feels like it was designed by AI I can’t get over it

🚨 new pines pantry boy looks like Luigi Mangione 🚨

Zorhan MAMDANI 💙

Kiki Palmer saying “it’s one off of Lowe’s” has been playing on repeat in my mind all day

labubus (labubu?) are not real because I have never seen one irl 💆🏼‍♂️

Oh I bet!

My dad has started sending me AI baby podcast dubs and anti-cyber truck memes 🥲

Something sinister about this 34 year old man with a Pokémon backpack in front of me at LAX security

💙😎💙 @treycie.bsky.social

Both world pride and primavera sound look like a specific type of mess idk!!!

Every gay in LA looks like a construction worker, a summer camp counselor, or your high school arch-nemesis

Absolutely overpacked for my trip to LA but in my defense I’ve never been and every person I’ve talked to said something different about the weather

This apple cider vinegar regimen will save me

this day

It is June 1st why am I wearing a jacket

Who wore it best @treycie.bsky.social @njdg.bsky.social

🫩 👈🏼 this diva