it's my bday today and so far my physical therapist, psychiatrist, pharmacist, and gay guy doctor have all sent me automated greetings bc i'm what? an aging gay millennial 🥰

i thought justin trudeau looked hot at coachella

The gall of this coming from someone who made his conversion to Catholicism a huge part of his political narrative among a party that has wrapped itself in Christianity for 50 years www.nytimes.com/2026/04/13/u...

I wrote about the history of blue hair and how it became MAGA’s favorite insult.

Got to see CATS: THE JELLICLE BALL tonight for a second time (after first seeing in 2024) and it remains the best show I’ve seen in my 12 years in NYC!!! ALSO THE GUEST JUDGES WERE LIN-MANUEL AND ANDREW!! LLOYD!! WEBER!!!!!!!!!!!

and those of you who traveled anywhere abroad the last 18 months know that they have indeed! i've never had to speak about american politics in my life than on my last trip to sydney over christmas.=

that cuban missile crisis episode of mad men was spot on huh

americans are finally getting into hot cross buns

"All youse little monstas are welcome in here."

why does it look like he’s saying he’s ok with queers 🫳🏼👍🏼

pretty sure the Times has a gif of an octopus glory hole on its front page www.thetimes.com/uk/science/a...

i’m always saying this

$10 he falls asleep during oral arguments

this week has already given us that fainting olaf robot video and mr noem sporting big bazoongas. rule of threes suggests we will be gifted with another year-defining meme by week’s end

The Supreme Court's "conversion therapy" decision today is indefensible on its own terms. A ton of medical regulations restrict speech on the basis of "viewpoint." Nobody thinks they're unconstitutional. This court just subjects pro-LGBTQ protections to special hostility. slate.com/news-and-pol...

uh, Daily Mail has an absolutely wild story about Kristi Noem's husband that he essentially confirmed to them in a phone call www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

you do have to wonder how long it’s going to be before we see protests outside US embassies around the world at unprecedented scale

BREAKING: The Supreme Court, in an 8-1 vote, holds that Colorado's law banning conversion therapy regulates speech based on viewpoint, subjecting it to strict scrutiny and likely rendering it unconstitutional when lower courts apply today's decision. Gorsuch writes for the court; Jackson dissents.

My favorite part of this article is about halfway through when the reporter interviews Stephanie Coontz, renowned historian of families, presumably for context. And instead ends up with quotes about how she does exactly the same thing to her adult son. www.bustle.com/life/boomer-...

new from me! this was a fun one

for a story, i’m looking to talk with people who have BLUE HAIR. if that’s you, or you know someone, shoot me a DM! 🔵🔵🔵

new dashcon just dropped

The Polymarket bar, playing on the “Monitoring the Situation” meme, is a bust. After waiting outside for nearly an hour and a half in the rain because of technical issues—power and wifi going out—none of the TVs are working. Staff say everything will be back up and running tomorrow.

THAT RIP ENDING OF DRAG RACE. WE ALL SCREAMED

a formative crush. devastated people.com/nicholas-bre...

The complete and utter failure of the metaverse is a reminder not just of the fact that the future Silicon Valley is force feeding us is not inevitable, but that quite often these oligarchs quite simply cannot relate to real people. @jasonkoebler.bsky.social writes.

they gotta do something with that lowercase f. man, my brain is broken.

i’m watching SCARPETTA and nicole kidman is supposed to be playing an italian american (lol) but the actress who plays young nicole LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE HER I THOUGHT IT WAS AI wtf

my friends sent me a postcard from vietnam in july and it got here yesterday lol

when that guy stepped on renate’s train i gasped and screamed! thought he was gonna rip the thing off her!!

i love when they do billy crystal-type oscars intros 🥰🥰

i wished she mixed it up a bit once in a while

a dress you win an oscar in

desperately need one of these red carpet commentators to step up and channel joan rivers. not every look can be a winner!!!

draft kings promo by the E oscars red carpet presenters

this is fairly stunning

it does sort of feel like iran is the first time you can sense this administration knows it made a mistake. they will never admit it, of course, but the panic is palpable in a way it hasn’t been before

“last Saturday… he led a small protest outside New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s home, during which he accused Muslims of being ‘pedophiles.’”

🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

Defense secretary openly states that a pro-Trump billionaire taking over a news network (following regulatory help from the administration) will result in coverage more favorable for the administration.

shorts yesterday. snow today.

!!!!!! and through JANUARY?!?

the president of the united states just said he found out the country he started a war with had boats sometime after he started that war

Wrote about “Markwayne” and the like.

It’s March 11. Time for my annual reshare of the biggest thing I’ve ever worked on.

This is magnificently contemptuous www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...

good example of not every story needing a literary flourish

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ok sorry but feels like we can all agree this is not a real name