We're getting so close to Leo doing a tiktok dance called "JD Vance, you're going to Hell."

the way basic human decency hits these days is crazy

The next time I think of giving an Osgood Perkins movie a chance, I need y'all to please slap me (very hard) and remind me how I felt about his three previous ones.

People who did not grow up here will never understand the tears that just erupted seeing TOM SKILLING's name on this

"Why did Bill and Melinda divorce?" seems clearer with every passing year.

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This is a big bummer. Though it also seems to me like a situation where a fairly expensive show that takes 2 years between seasons is perhaps not ideal for a lighthearted procedural. www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/p...

"Despite a Chicago police leader offering to clear a path" CPD is out here actively trying to help them and they still said fuck it, we just really need to throw this gas or Mr. Bovino won't play rock paper scissors with us tonight

some great news despite the fact that she never should've been abducted in the first place—and the people who did it won't face any repercussions

According to the car wash owner, agents arrested employees before they could obtain their documentation from their work lockers. So many were likely here legally. Here's hoping this article on Zac boasting about how he ruined some immigrants' lives follows him around for a very long time.

From: Larry Summers Subject: Thought Women, pah! Such low minded cattle, like cows to me. Not yet of the eshalone of a peak male brain. Thinkst you so, Jeffrey? From: Jeffrey Epstein Subject: ❗ Re: Thought impotant pattern . i just remebrered all the letters . a b b c e g f i p l m n s t u xv z .

I know Matthew Rhys as Philip Jennings when I see him.

Gotta wonder about the 5 no votes...

every woman acutely understands this face.

[shaking my head while reading the Epstein files so everyone knows how upset I am about the lack of proper punctuation throughout]

Mamdani has the chance to do the funniest thing ever on his first day

Republicans made 20th Century release The Devil Wears Prada 2 teaser today just to distract you from the news.

Okay, it's true. And also...Adele??? deadline.com/2025/11/tom-...

what seal is broken open in heaven when you utter the name of the toilet paper bear

if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.

hat trick

spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"

Diva, that's literally your job.

I thought this photo was him caught on a Nest cam like he's a raccoon on a porch.

Joyce Carol Oates sitting across a desk from Kendrick Lamar: "So I'm putting a team together..." Isaac Chotiner knocks on the open door.

The dilemma of being one of Kim Kardashian’s psychics and knowing she’s paying you to say “you’re going to pass the bar exam!” meanwhile all the ghosts and spirits in the room are hollering “SHE DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHAT TORTS ARE”

Hard to explain how pivotal this theatrical experience was to me as an 11-year old, as a nerd, as an "am I gay?" child, and as a fan of the Guns N' Roses cover on the soundtrack.

This is actually good spin, or would have been. But the fact that the Democratic cave happened without even a coordinated, agreed-upon message like this indicates the depth of the leadership void.

The sun is so pissed at Dem senators it's spewing stuff at us.

It's been rumored for a bit they would leave mid-November. It's not the weather, just the natural lifespan of a ~225 person operation. Before Border Patrol arrived, ICE was still here. They were smashing cars to pull people out of them, taking people from court and check-in appointments, etc.

He'll have to go through my dead body if he plans to touch our Cheesecake Factory.

Watch out, Selena Gomez. Annie Proulx is coming to get your ass.

A. I won't believe anything until it happens. B. I don't trust them to fully depart and leave us in peace. BUT I desperately want it to be true and will rejoice if it is!

Kinda funny to pause Hallmark's "Christmas Above the Clouds," an modern telling of A Christmas Carol, to go see "Die My Love" and spot the same actor in both films...who was also in "Final Destination: Bloodlines." What can't Gabrielle Rose do?!

Real but "now is the time for thoughts and prayers not partisan debate" vibes going on here.

VERTIGO (1958), dir. Alfred Hitchcock

In my experience, men's public bathrooms aren't exactly a model of handwashing, so I have to imagine he's just angrily loitering by the sinks in hopes that a guy actually does wash his hands so he can scream at him.

This is why they were in downtown Chicago today. "one agent shouted, “Everyone say, ‘Little Village!’”" Nuremberg Trials are the moderate stance blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/10/b...

i wouldn’t assume that same-sex marriage is safe from this court or this regime. smarter people than me said that it was an exceptionally weak case, even for a court that doesn’t always care about that. but on an individual basis, fuck kim davis

if you genuinely think Schumer and Democratic leadership opposed this & Republicans coincidentally got exactly the number of votes they needed to avoid a filibuster and none of those votes are from Democratic Senators who are up for reelection in the midterms next year, I have a bridge to sell you.

In other words, "We'll pay you in exposure."

[trying to remain coherent while calling my senators]

Portrait of courage @durbin.senate.gov's offices are, once again, not accepting any messages.

PHANTOM WIFE is my favorite Paul Thomas Anderson movie

just three days of seeing firsthand how people are doing everything they can to kick ICE out of Chicago was honestly the most optimistic I have been since Zohran won the primary

What if Robyn is just going to announce a collab with Bausch & Lomb or Zenni?

My theory about Joyce Carol Oates is that all her bad posts are her charging up like Godzilla's spines until she lets loose with a radioactive blast that leaves the world's richest Nazi a pile of ash

Either my closed captioning translator is off, or Trent Reznor wrote the German national anthem.

Um, @variety.com? That’s…not what that means. 😳 variety.com/2025/music/n...