Ah yes, the 26 genders.

just choked on my beverage

How far we have fallen from God's Grace since.

Also, yah boo sucks to Sex Matters and their mysterious bottomless pockets of their anonymous backers. You're weird! Nobody likes you! Go away and find a hobby that isn't picking on a marginalised community, and get some therapy while you're there. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...

The overnight ferry from Kirkwall to Aberdeen was particularly splashy today and as ever I'm amazed by all the non-seafarers who insist on sitting towards the pointy end and then get surprised when they get seasick. There's a reason everyone with offshore experience is hunkered down at the stern.

Somewhere a toddler vampire is having a full meltdown because their juice has bits in it.

Shame they couldn't tempt Bobson Dugnutt away from IYKYK-9 over in Wichita. You've just not got a full commentariat without Dugnutt.

God, tired of working in mysterious ways:

Oh, so you don't like dog whistles now?

Oh boo hoo the poor Deep-Friedkorps.

This by-election has John Ashworth beaten into 6th by Monster Raving Loony Party written all over it.

This isn't to be confused with his podcast on the best ways to cook roast dinners, Get 'Bird In

"A vote for me is a vote for Nuclear Winter"

"Boo hoo," one agent said after he and a gang of colleagues murdered 37-year-old Alex Pretti, who died trying to help a woman who was being assaulted. A sobering piece from @lebassett.bsky.social www.laura-bassett.com/p/ice-execut...

Idly wondering whether Bovino's weird little Sturmabteilung costume also came with one of the little cyanide ampules.

now - especially now - a reminder that we are going to win. and this is why

Here is a directory of places that you can donate to as a way to help activists in Minnesota, including the Immigrant Rapid Response fund: www.standwithminnesota.com

The newest video shows very clearly that they attacked him for coming to an aid of a woman that the agents pushed, and then executed him while he was immobilized. Everything the government has said, like with Good, has been a complete lie.

This is a great thread, although it brings back memories of arguing with gas engineers in Lincoln about whether they should report the eight burials they'd dug through while putting in a new pipe through an unexpected graveyard. Archaeologists and burials: always where you don't want them.

So you're saying I don't need to drink to forget?

I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.

Trump’s Greenland speech at the WEF except it’s the voice of Pingu

Cholesterol has the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now.

At this rate he'll be ordering Delta Force to seize Kerry Katona as Iceland's key representative

What sex education was called in 1980.

"Oh, you won't give me the Peace Prize eh? Then it's war!"

To paraphrase history, Bovino is an Italian man looking for a lamppost and an inverted view of the world.

Brahim Díaz for the 2026 FIFA Peace Prize.

If it was any other Moroccan player I'd say he'd deliberately thrown that because he knew the whole thing was a sham.

"There's been another windy Tory defecting to Reform but who, Chris Kamara?" "I don't know who he is Jeff"

Fantastic photo from Phil Laybourne capturing the moment a Red Deer steps on some Lego.

Thoughts and prayers to whichever virus has contracted him.

Saruman to build own tower to rival Barad-dûr.

The very latest from the PNG Courier's overseas correspondent. Visit the link for more. mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/the-png-co...

"And we now have María on the line who would like to swap a Nobel Peace Prize for the presidency of Venezuela..."

Trump is going to be really surprised by how heavy actual gold is compared to the spray-painted plastic shite he gets spaffed across every vertical surface of the White House.

The great man's birthday.... youtu.be/qrcvWiSnvyQ?...

Here's an update on this story. There were 6 children injured & hospitalized. A child's car seat was flipped over from the impact. The baby stopped breathing! #ICELawlessness & savagery endangers our communities. Ask your neighbors if they think this is freedom. www.fox9.com/news/6-child...

JK Rowling's Wario

If the figures we're getting out of Iran are in the right league, this weekend was, I think, one of the bloodiest state crackdowns of all time. People are talking 12,000-20,000 dead; for comparison Hungary in 1956 was about 2,500, Tiananmen - across country, in multiple cities - probably 1000+

[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard

"We train our officers to repeatedly shoot unarmed women in the face on the basis of nothing" isn't the win you think it is. You fash fucking cunt.

No pensé que los leopardos se comerían mi cara.

Rubio could've come on and just said "Venezuela? But I barely know er" and it would've been less embarrassing than all the stuff he did say.

"Calling Mr Bird" sounds very much like the grain merchant equivalent of a theatre tannoy calling Mr Sands to the foyer.

If he carries on like this it's going to make the FIFA Peace Prize look ridiculous

hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison

FIFA busy designing the CONMEBOL Regime Change Prize medal as we speak.