The longest government shutdown in American history would be an opportune time for our political Lady Elaine Fairchilde to pop up onto the stage to critique the two-party system she seeks to topple with the regularity of a leap year

My eyeballs tasted this poison. What don’t get defined here is “masculine virtues” of course, just a sense that there is one (1) masculinity and that masculinity is not a spectrum or sphere that intersects with or interacts with femininity.

Where in the world is Jill Steindiego

Imagine titling an album after code for “I love you” and then after it flops so hard the only way to distance yourself from it is to get divorced

Inception team reporting successful implantation of the new Hilary Duff single

Politely asking for oxblood pants to come back in style thank you

Starving their own people to own the libs…. wapo.st/47TDWPM

Somehow murder feels good in a magazine like this

Maybe the male loneliness crisis is actually a male personality crisis

Lily really cooked here

This is my Waterloo

But you’re not a stranger, Madeline

Drag name: Debra Missing-Heart

I think often about how badly we failed Amanda Bynes, one of the greatest comedic talents of her generation.

If you have the means, don't forget to donate (especially money) to your local food bank. ❤️

RIP Teen Vogue….she was the best of us

Usually when a crime is being committed, authorities do not announce publicly that a crime is being committed; they arrest people involved. Therefore, if there are no arrests and just announcements, it's unlikely a crime is actually being committed.

Anyone organizing/participating in a Queer theory reading group? If not, then what's wrong with you?!

Luanne Castle thinks the average person doesn't realize how revenge works, today at Villain Era!

Extremely normal amount of laundry detergent available on this night

Thoughts on one of my longtime personal villains (does she or doesn’t she make the cut?) and a shout out to @villaineralit.bsky.social 🔪 newsletter.mommyselcamino.com/archive/the-...

No one: My brain: pussy palace pussy palace

Last night I dreamed Taylor Swift had e Was my niece through marriage but I didn’t meant it until RED came out

I always thought trick or treating at night on Halloween was a fake Hollywood thing. My little town in WI always did it on a Sunday afternoon before Oct 31. Then I loved to California and was like oh this is real.

The ecstasy and the agony

We have a very spooky witchy story for you for Halloween!!

“Writing has the ability to…recontextualize, to correct, to make new what has been so long accepted as the standard... To all the writers who submitted, & to those who didn’t: thank you for your work, thank you for your love, thank you for writing.” - Kiana Shaley on her Flash 405: “Normal” winners

Having lived in Arizona for almost a decade, I can say unequivocally that not changing your clocks twice a year is such a humane way to live and I miss it so much.

If you like Lily Allen’s WEST END GIRL you might enjoy this essay where I paste in the whole email my ex-boyfriend sent me www.asteralesjournal.com/1-4-jensen-s...

A haunted house but it’s just having to stand by and witness your adolescence all over again while being powerless to stop it

We’ve seen three “sex shops” in CDMX: Venus, Libido, and my fave so far Dark Secrets

Dear friends: “from whence” is similar to “PIN number” or “chai tea”. “Whence” means “from where”. Thanks for understanding. 😊

Feeling mostly human again and recalling why I love this city so much ❤️

Restaurants should offer “truffle” and “no truffle” sections 🤢

Liky Allen featuring Alison Sudol remix when

Day after the parade blockade, we encountered road closures everywhere coming back from Teotihuacán. Driver was great but felt like two hours in a stormy sea. Today’s crisis: no sleep last night thanks to…..food poisoning. Will we survive México City? Watch this space

Elizabeth McMunn-Tetangco wonders if you knew about her phone calls late in the night, today at Villain Era!

When I was a kid my mom used to buy me advent calendars from the chocolate company Jeffrey Dahmer worked at

Seeing a lot of Emily Gilmore copaganda on the timeline and just want remind you all that good parents don’t extort their children and going no contact happens for a reason!

Our uber couldn’t get to our hotel bc the street is closed. 25 min detour but 5 min walk so we hoofed it. Except there is a giant parade between our side of the street and the hotel 🫠

Carter Vail was on my flight to CDMX, on which I streamed West End Girl endlessly

"Isn't it interesting how fascists always steal the word 'freedom'?" —THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO (2011)

I drank 3/4s of one (1) beer at LAX and now I am intoxicated: a memoir

Help a villain out, loves

This Lily Allen album is healing me????

We cooked up something new for you 🖤🔪

PRINCE OF DARKNESS (1987) just truly one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. Not one redeeming quality was found

I’d like to report a murder spotify.link/BsuwOTxSJXb

You can always tell when you’re talking to someone who once lived in New York because they reveal to you in the fist two minutes of conversation that they once lived in New York