(existential Borat) my life

Probably not.

Join us for dinner?

every day i clean and moisturize my skin and yet it’s never happy

New poll: The vast majority of NYC Dem primary voters agree with Mamdani’s Israel positions, even arresting Bibi. 57% say they’d be less likely to support incumbent Dems who don’t endorse Mamdani. That includes Schumer and Jeffries right now. www.semafor.com/article/07/2...

Elderly woman in the subway station just looked at me and said "you are gay?" I said yes??? and she said "that's ok"???? and then proceeded to ask me for directions???

Debra Messing remains a truly evil person.

I believe a lawyer told Andrew Yang this, because Yang is a rich nitwit who hangs out with other rich nitwits, none of whom do any real work nor can tell good work from bad, all of whom could be replaced by an AI chatbot with no loss in output speed or quality.

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Not sure about this new Andrew Cuomo ad

Cuomo: I am now running on affordability. Also Cuomo: there is no “real answer” on affordability.

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I'm thrilled to welcome the support of four distinguished members of the NYC Council who have worked to protect our public resources, improve quality of life, and create safer, more affordable neighborhoods. Thank you Shekar Krishnan, Rita Joseph, Pierina Sanchez and Shaun Abreu!

God bless whoever put up this pro-upzoning poster in Edgewater, please put up more

Having a hard time relating to Woke Superman. The movie should be about him angrily making inscrutable memes on the computer about minority groups he hates

did a twitch politics streamer meet one of the highest profile political prisoners of the trump regime before schumer and hakeem could be bothered

"A fired Justice Department attorney has provided Congress with a trove of emails and text messages to corroborate his claims that a controversial Trump judicial nominee — top DOJ official Emil Bove — crudely discussed defying court orders." -- www.politico.com/news/2025/07...

LOL, @beyer.house.gov ftw

Paramount is being merged with Skydance, owned by David Ellison, son of Oracle founder and GOP megadonor Larry Ellison. It's very blatant what they're going to do with all of Paramount.

Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert may be axed at Paramount after the merger goes through while Bari Weiss is being courted for a role at CBS News. The oligarchs are openly dismantling free media and remaking it as propaganda organs. archive.ph/KBPJq

vote bluecep no matter who

excited to see everybody’s prized labubus on the ocean cleanup in a year

lmao

Several years ago racist rhetoric like this would have been a censure and now it's just shrugged off.

Lmao so today the FTC is holding a "workshop" scapegoating trans kids & threatening their access to lifesaving healthcare. @fightforthefuture.org is driving this billboard truck past the building and it's BLARING "Protect Trans Kids" by me and @ryancassata.bsky.social WTF is wrong with them indeed

wondering aloud: are cis journalists, cis outlets, even covering the migration of trans americans occurring out of red states and into safer ones, right now? are you thinking to cover this? are you all even aware this is *happening*?

The only people imposing purity tests on this race have been Mamdani's critics, who amplified the stupid "why won't he denounce a phrase he never used?" smear. Lander refused to take the bait and changed the subject to Mamdani's record in office. That's good!

Sanitation workers should be paid more than cops.

this is not the first time trump has asked the press to explain to him something his administration did without his apparent knowledge i don't know might be something to look into beyond dismissing it as another "good ol' trump' moment

“There’s going to be a lot of these fundraisers,” said Noble Black, a New York City luxury real-estate broker. “Everyone is talking about how much wealth is aligning against Mamdani.” These stories are like campaign ads ... for Zohran. www.wsj.com/us-news/nyc-...

i have got to ingest more microplastics

i'm crying oh my god mamdanitimes.com

its amazing how explicit the class conflict is getting, and how clear it is that the capitalists prefer corruption over democracy

the other thing is that no one who fetishizes manual labor actually cares to improve life for people who are in those circumstances! no support for unionization or a generous welfare state! no interest in policies that make life easier for people who work their hands or afford them more autonomy!

my view is that everyone should be able to earn a living wage doing whatever it is they like. if you love working in a bookshop, you should be able to live a comfortable life doing so. if you loving being a barista, the same. and if you want to do more traditional blue collar work, that’s cool too!

Update: At this morning’s daily meeting, FEMA Acting Administrator Richardson spoke briefly only to say he has an upcoming trip to…Peru. No mention of Texas.

everyone at the NYT probably already knows their SAT scores

Imagine being part of a floundering political establishment at historic lows in favorability, seeing this guy's absolutely infectuous energy, and deciding to try to stop it through an array of embarrassing media appearances and editorial blunders.

You have fewer questions about the Democratic reaction to Zohran if you view it as not only racist but also self-interested. If he’s providing a playbook that works most of their shitty friends are out of a job in politics.

Or because you have a labubu tied to your backpack/phone/speedo/keys

The president just blocked the exposure of a pedophile ring bc he was a part of it

time to put granny in the fields and deploy the agricultural robots that don't exist and aren't being developed after we gutted science funding

Alpha-5 was right, “"aye-yi-yi-yi-yi!”