This is homophobic

Happy Jessie Ware day to all my 🚬

He's everything

I'm redlining contracts but I'd rather write smut honestly

The only race I'm invested in is Amy Madigan for Best supporting Actress

2 of those were for producing the movie she starred in, which, idk, is more a reflection of her bargaining power than her (incredible) abilities

We haven't had such boring, predictable Oscar noms in years. *yawns*

Kate Hudson sure has a LOT of friends

It's cold and i'm sick or redlining, so here's me catching on a week of sex journal 📝

I didn't think it was possible, but this frigid has me missing the desert 🥵

I wonder what Jason Behr is doing rn

One mass shouting in Australia and the country adopts tougher gun laws. I guess it is possible to give more than thoughts & prayers

WTF is SMG doing on that sure to be awful Netflix star search thing? Jesus could she fall any lower

Today it's giving movie swag while we show #SongSungBlue. Support your local theater and blow the projectionist!

Tank top and grey sweatpants at the gym 😈

The popularity of Heated Rivalry with straight-people is really something to behold. A few of my straight buddies finished the show before I did and love it.

I have my first call with French clients about opening a subsidiary in the US and I'm so fucking stressed

I mend hearts, I don't break them.

Happy Monday bloomfies

🚨 NEW JESSIE WARE ON FRIDAY 🚨

I just shoveled snow and I now feel so good, relaxed and sweaty

I would kill for a Pushing Daisies revival

You're gonna get a whole chunk of sex diary after this new york escapade

I wonder if the Canadian guy who took me back to his hotel room after the eagle last night managed to make his morning flight home

And what happened to all those antivaxxers who thought we were going to die?

Is QAnon still a thing?

QTP with a movie you’d rate a perfect 10/10 🎥

I shouldn't, but I want a polymarket access code to be on Amy Madigan at the Oscars

Madame Butterfly at the Met tonight, i can't wait i'm so excited

OMG Sarah Michelle Gellar in Ready or Not: Here I come. Yeeeeeeeeees Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

Not doing that 2016 thing because I'm way hotter now

I'm so gay that this morning in the NYTimes mini the clue was "____ Max" in 3 letters and I wrote AVA 😅

A quel moment ma vie c'est d'aller à une avant premiere à Brooklyn, en tant que date d'un acteur que j'adore? Incroyable. Je suis dedans et j'y crois à peine.

He kept saying "your dick is perfect", "omg i love your dick", "that diiiick". I was flattered until I was like WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF MEEEEEEEEEE

And do we regret any minute of it? You know we dont!

An exhausted cat clings to a wooden wall during a flood until a rescuer rescues her with the kitten.

How you emails and skeets finds me today

At Wiki's beginnings, a scientist I knew hated the concept the much he spent his free time editing mistakes in random pages (i.e making stuff up). I guess now we'd call him a bitter gate keeper. I always called him a cunt. May he rot in misinformation hell.

wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage

Being sober yet in a leather horsegurl jockstrap at the Eagle on a Wednesday sure is a mood

Real T: when you first came out, did you go around saying you were attracted to the person, and they just happened to be guys?

We always talk about 1999 as a seminal year for movies. What we don't talk about is Chris Klein's role in it with Election & American Pie.

I hope to fucking god that Netflix can't buy HBO. I really fucking do

Working on a shareholders agreement is surprisingly less fun than watching Clue

Funny that it's the theme of today NYTime's crosswords

Communism was just a red herring

Watching clue because why not

My most most favorite and potential top 10 tracks of all time all genre all artists is Monument - The Inevitable End version. Masterpiece. Actual Monument.

Seated in the train for NYC 🫶