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I just wanna go back, back to 1999 🎶 Take a ride to my old neighborhood I just wanna go back, Sing hit me baby, one more time✨

I really live in Stars Hollow ✨

Left the gym so horny, husband blew me in the car on the way back. How's your Saturday?

Hey y'all 🤍

My dad is so fucking French, it's mind boggling i can even live in the US

Panic attack incoming. How do you deal with feeling like a fraud and juggling a thousand things at the same time ?

A chipmunk just tried getting into the house through Malo's door 😳

It must be so fucking sad to be GenZ, if you need "influencers" to tell you to put your phone down 🤣 "Ditch the Dating Apps. Sit at the Bar."

I switched to Spotify semi recently to be on a family account, and though I like the playlists somewhat, where are the newly released albums???

It's raining, fall seems to be here so i'm clapping along to Cher's Dark Lady

- screams in swedish gay

The fabled over-the-Atlantic bathroom pic 😏

This is a public announcement to say that I really miss my babe @ohnonotgenagen.bsky.social ❤️

Our flight is cancelled 😭

I wanna go hoooooooooome

Apparently we’re waiting for a pilot to fly us from Barcelona to Boston.

After 10 days of traveling and meeting friends, clients, and colleagues at every meal, from my morning coffee to late night drinks, my social battery is completely drained

Fucking straight people walking like they have nowhere to be

☀️

When I’m caffeinated I’ll probably tell you how the wedding night ended with a skinny dip in the Mediterranean and a double penetration 🫢

I had forgotten how good Spanish life can be

I mean 💙

Wish you were here

I decided not to do anything about the jacket, but just start drinking cava sangria 😅

In Barcelona for a wedding and I don’t have a suit, not even a jacket. Nothing fits anymore. And we’re in a small village with no shops.

Did you know if you write a flight number on notes and click on it it will direct you to notifications of the flight?? 😳

Aaah, French life 😍

one of the sexiest moments in the history of cinema.

Hotel selfie

Just got approved for the loan 🎉🥳🏡

Normally i deal with jet lag quite well, but this time it’s been HELL.

Il parle sûrement de “l’assistanat” des PLUS RICHES QUI NE PAYENT PROPORTIONNELLEMENT AUCUN IMPÔT

I miss y’all 🤌

Sometimes guys forget that attached to my huge cock is a guy with a beating heart

I’m in France and Lyon is so pretty, but there is such a morose vibe… it kinda breaks my heart

I do not understand America's love affair with "pumpkin spice" (which does not involve any kind of squash)

On se tape encore un premier ministre homophobe, mais help.

It's Friday, finafuckingly 🍾

I realized I never shared the gorgeous home we renovated ourselves - my own blood, sweat, tears & cum on the walls - and had to leave being to immigrate 🏡🛠️❤️

So much therapy speak everywhere when people are just pricks

What shitty advice. Yes, that guy is probably an insufferable jerk who needs to be nicer. We all know them 🤣 My Friend Ghosted Me. But Am I the Jerk?

For some reason we booked our Barcelona flight with Level and I really regret that decision.

Hhhiiiiiiiiiiii 🍾✨🙌🎈🥖 Our offer was accepted!! Watch us become very cash poor but home rich 🪺🤩🏡

My ball was peaking on the side of the jock so i deleted the photo #TheCurseOfBigBalls

I look good right?

Je fais des fautes tout le temps, donc je ne vais pas etre cette personne qui commente sous le compte de Sandrine pour lui dire que non, ça je s'écrit pas "bansky" 🤣

Oh my god oh my god oh mon dieu oh mon dieu

different lounge, different shower, same spagenny shit