Anytime I’m feeling anxious I like to remember that even a small headache is a potential brain tumor ❤️

My million dollar idea is finding a way to turn being gay into a subscription service

Long over due but I finally canceled my Spotify subscription. I think I’m going to switch to Apple Music

Today I learned that OpenAi has 40% of the entire worlds DRAM production, to install in data centers that aren’t built yet, for demand that isn’t there… seems kinda bad

Queer zionists are so wild to me. They act like the LGBT community is so torn apart by the criticism of Israel when it’s like.. no.. no most of us are pretty aligned on this lol. Also I survived AIDS so I’m right?? Just over all strange

I think I finally get bjork

I wonder if gay men will ever be able to resist the urge to make their identity amusing for straight people

ourselves a self

Spending my precious adult years eating hot Cheetos while playing on the computer and getting my mouse all sticky

401,000 people moving state to state in fear of having legal documents invalidated (KS), jail time for using restrooms (FL, UT), loss of access to adult care (dozens) or youth care (dozens even in D-led states), & the message from “opposition” is still largely “you’re making too big a deal of this.”

Do not buy into woke smoking cigarettes is still cool

I feel like trans people perfected the art of using surgery to improve appearance and then straight guys tried it and were like what if I made my head look like a Minecraft cube

I always feel like a guys mother when they’re like “I’m so musky rn 😈” and I am like you will clean every inch of your body before coming into my home

I am genuinely worried about obsidian

Sony shutting down Bluepoint games not even 5 years after being acquired… the video game industry is so bleak

Dems in 2028 are gonna be like we are building the blm ✊ data center

I want a brief romance with someone evil

I have been thinking and noticing things lately

If heaven is real I hope it feels like 3 cups of coffee and an adderall

I’ve been job hunting which means checking LinkedIn and it’s horrible. It’s all AI shit everywhere, like almost every single post. The psychic damage is ruining me

Kind of gives away the whole game that all the crypto ads this year have been replaced with gambling and AI ads.

i love that for the average american, activism is just watching TV the correct way

In bg3 you can give minthara a soulful lobotomy and all she can say after is “I serve the absolute” and that’s kind of where I’m trying to personally be

Cardio babbyyyyy

A guy told me he wants to Tate my dick which I’m assuming is a Tate McRae reference and not a typo

I never know what he’s saying but I believe in it

Scrolling Grindr on meth >>>>

It is not a just world until we get solo polyamorous hijabi amputee heated rivalry

Sundays

Only a straight man would look at clavicular and think he’s what a hot guy looks like lmao

Hooked up with a guy I haven’t seen in over a year and he was like when did your ass get so big 😎😎

YAY

Imagine being alive and sentient when Sade was releasing music… like what an era

Love how shocked normies are to learn about fujoshis lol

Why does this article even exist given its own third and fourth paragraphs

Woman at CVS couldn’t scan the barcode pulled up on my phone because Grindr notifications kept popping up and blocking it

There are a lot of big words in this but I was able to read the whole thing and it’s really fucking good

I love when my cat pushes the door while I’m already opening it as if she has any control over the world

Politicians & lobbying groups have been trying for years to prosecute the low-level dealers, plugs, and even just friends-who-use-together for homicide when someone dies from an overdose. ChatGPT coached a kid to take drugs with it for months then gave medical advice that was so wrong it killed him

I have several, starting with this joke is tired and homophobic :)

I cannot believe this is real

Me, a year into making up horror stories about bluesky: are you guys seriously gonna leave this app over a little child porn

Apparently in my drunken new years state I kept asking if the dj could play The Jump Off by lil Kim

I feel like aimlessly flailing around

I instantly hit it off with this hot guy at a party and hung out alllllllllllll night. At 7 AM I finally took him home and somehow my views on public transit came up and he was just so fucking rude and made me feel stupid. UGH

A day into Grindr finally unbanning me and I already want to **** myself

Erika Kirk? Egyptian planes? Things aren’t adding up

Turbulence is so annoying. How is air bumpy. Who can I talk to about this