Pokemon is the Taylor swift of video games

Imagine being the ant that finds a discarded banana peel

Also it rained in LA today

I miss the MMO golden era where every game title had “online” in the name

of the moral conundrums you will be presented with, as an adult, "stop buying these specific children's toys" is like. the easiest possible

Now that I’m probably losing my job I’m like damn why did I stop dating doctors

OpenAI’s planned data centers will use more power than New York City & San Diego use at their peak consumption, combined. More power than the entire nations of Switzerland & Portugal combined. And San Altman’s buddies in this administration have been cutting all of our energy infrastructure upgrades

Does anyone else playing hades 2 also hate the fields or is that a bad opinion

There’s something so evil about hot gays selling unregulated peptides on Instagram. I admittedly don’t know a ton about peptides (will never do them anyway) but they skeeve me out.

Every time I send someone a nude on Instagram I check my story like 8 times to make sure I didn’t accidentally post it

If we’re gonna have a tech dystopia can we at least have robots with like 3 cyber kinetic boobs

Grindr is really testing me… might be time for a long break…

Fuck me this is bleak. But please, do continue to use GenAI slop thumbnails for your YouTube videos, or your album art, or your book covers or whatever else. I'll continue to refuse to watch/listen/read any of them, knowing already they're not worth the time & that you're a disappointing lazy hack.

texting and driving should be legal if the guy you’re texting is hot

silksong fun

It is so fucking easy to talk about the struggles of men without repeating right-wing myths and shitting on your own electoral base — and yet!

Rejoice porn freaks

Beach pic

The hey handsome to guess not pipeline

If mid journey goes under I’m posting full pole

Trump dying before Biden would be so hilarious

What do you do when you catch both flights and feelings

a sexy guy named View your ticket receipt from TrainTime: keeps texting me

How do guys in NYC afford both steroids and rent

right before your flight there should be a service where you pay someone to bonk you on the head and you wake up at your destination

If you actually watch Gavin Newsom's podcast I think you will lose any faith you have misplaced in him. I'm sorry! He capitulates repeatedly to the conservative provocateur B-team. I don't think he can do combative discourse well enough in person and I suspect he does not write his own tweets

guys will be like hey you like big cock 😈 and then I’m like no not really and then they get mad at me

Liberals are cooked

GOOEY IS HERE

Liberals already simping for Gavin newsom is giving me anxiety

Sam Altman: yeah so data centers, well you know they take a lot of power to run. And I figure, what is more powerful than Goku? Interviewer: Goku is pretty powerful. Altman: Goku will power our data centers. Interviewer: yeah

She is so over my shit

Something about having to pay for parking at my doctors office drives me wild. I wish insurance could cover that like I don’t want to be there!!

gay targeted ads are so funny. Look at this man in a speedo gay boy. I have no idea what were selling but this is what you like right gay boy

Reading this story is so horrifying because not only did the chatbot invite him to New York but meta ALLOWS their chat bots to flirt with children???? What the fuckkkkkk

logically I know that on Sniffies 38m means 38 year old man but my brain reads it as 38 meters and I envision an attack on titan sized person

what’s everyone’s favorite part of being alive mine is eating kim chi

who wants to get CHOKED

How are democrats still talking like this

My dream is to be one of those hot guys that’s somehow always on a boat

There is no universe in which this is defensible.

no I’m not “hopelessly single” I am just the worlds most eligible bachelor

Today I learned what a thyroid looks like and I’m disgusted

oh my gosh their arguments against this being a class action lawsuit are so goofy. its bad because "seven million claimants would kill the company" and "it would be difficult to figure out the rights and compensation for each of the 7 million" so whyd you steal from 7 million people??? dingus!

Ms. Rachel is braver than the troops.

Sam Altman is what you get when you use a hydraulic press to squeeze together all of the worst SF gays

Instagram is like no we won’t show you your friends posts you silly goose but we will show you where they live

Abysmal messaging. First, politicians address sports-related issues all the time. Second, trans people in sports has *already been handled* by leagues and communities. Every major sports body has criteria for trans athletes! Most communities do not give a shit. The problem is bigots ignoring that.

Is Any Austin kind of hot or is just me