CRANK IT

Gonna tell my kids this was slayyyter

Has gay twitters power finally absolved or do I just somehow not hear about it anymore

I love kissing 4 different men at a bar and then pretending I don’t know where my sore throat came from

I love watching people do lunges and they just bonk their knee on the ground. Baby you should be lunging not FALLING

I like to open Bluesky, see whatever JP Brammer has posted then close bluesky

I will never go back to Twitter but all of this shenanigans is making me nostalgic of its glory days

Another heavy hitter

When I tell people that squid are my favorite animal they’ll be like “oh no I’m sorry I love eating squid they’re so tasty” and I have to be like no you should eat them they are evil that’s why I love them

Happy Saturday bros

This was my contribution and I love the way JP silently drags me

So the one cool thing about being unemployed is you can just play RuneScape all day

I really need to talk about click clack symphony

I am back to believing that good things are possible

i’m so tired

I am having a hard time believing good things are possible

Falling in love is no longer working I am going to lock him in my basement

You don't need to watch this. The trailer, the show, none of it. You are not a child anymore. There are other stories. Potter may have once been a well of inspiration or joy, but that well is poisoned by the venom of its creator who sees every engagement as endorsement of her war on trans people.

A weird frustrating side effect of losing my job is when I tell people sometimes they get giddy and ask if AI took my job. I have to be like… uh no…

Same sentiment imo as “don’t worry about AI, I think people will always make art ❤️” like cool but also I have spent twenty years building a career actually and I have bills

This crypto is VEGAN, non-GMO ❤️

Do you guys remember during the crypto craze when liberals would be like this coin is woman owned 🙌🎉

she slaying all over the spire

What are the odds I get the love I yearn for

Genuinely so wild to me

Hello everyone the anabolic window isn’t real

You know what’s wild is somehow my collected data knows I’m being laid off and I’m getting scam SNAP sign up emails now

New York pic

And why was I passing around my dick pic at the bar last night

Anytime I’m feeling anxious I like to remember that even a small headache is a potential brain tumor ❤️

My million dollar idea is finding a way to turn being gay into a subscription service

Long over due but I finally canceled my Spotify subscription. I think I’m going to switch to Apple Music

Today I learned that OpenAi has 40% of the entire worlds DRAM production, to install in data centers that aren’t built yet, for demand that isn’t there… seems kinda bad

Queer zionists are so wild to me. They act like the LGBT community is so torn apart by the criticism of Israel when it’s like.. no.. no most of us are pretty aligned on this lol. Also I survived AIDS so I’m right?? Just over all strange

I think I finally get bjork

I wonder if gay men will ever be able to resist the urge to make their identity amusing for straight people

ourselves a self

Spending my precious adult years eating hot Cheetos while playing on the computer and getting my mouse all sticky

401,000 people moving state to state in fear of having legal documents invalidated (KS), jail time for using restrooms (FL, UT), loss of access to adult care (dozens) or youth care (dozens even in D-led states), & the message from “opposition” is still largely “you’re making too big a deal of this.”

Do not buy into woke smoking cigarettes is still cool

I feel like trans people perfected the art of using surgery to improve appearance and then straight guys tried it and were like what if I made my head look like a Minecraft cube

I always feel like a guys mother when they’re like “I’m so musky rn 😈” and I am like you will clean every inch of your body before coming into my home

I am genuinely worried about obsidian

Sony shutting down Bluepoint games not even 5 years after being acquired… the video game industry is so bleak

Dems in 2028 are gonna be like we are building the blm ✊ data center

I want a brief romance with someone evil

I have been thinking and noticing things lately