This is what I was talking about why is making fun of patients who do this such a common joke

Year 1 data on congestion pricing in Manhattan… * Vehicle traffic: -11% * Foot traffic: +3.4% * Storefront vacancy: -0.9% * Pollution: -22% * Revenue for mass transit: $548M So YES this has been a huge success.

At the stage of my bulk where my ass jiggles when I walk

Remember to dispose of your christmas lights responsibly! Every year, dozens of homosexuals get entrapped in lighting hazards, becoming acclimated to taking selfies with them and needing to be humanely euthanized as a result. Tragic, but necessary.

Congratulations to everyone who wrote an op-ed about how he just wants americans to eat better

Sometimes on an app I’ll message a faceless profile first just to see and they’ll block me immediately and I’m like WHO ARE YOU

Hi gay

54 games played this year lol

This guy hasn’t messaged me back in over an hour should I keep sending hello??? until he wants a restraining order

President currently feuding with a beloved American comedy icon who was murdered 24 hours ago.

I have just learned she is a JUNIOR in college

I’m so glad I’m not a no days off fitness loser anymore because rest days fucking slap

No Date December I am not meeting you for a coffee until Jan

Rear foot elevated split squat is the most evil lift

I finally read that controversial OU students paper and I love how the bitch failed bc she just didn’t do the assignment properly and it’s a national issue bc Christians are weak

The itch to make art is such a burden I feel like I do my 9-5, other life maintenance stuff, with this lump in my brain I can only prod for like a few good hours a week

“Yeah sex is good but have you tried-“ no I will still be choosing the sex thank u

Any doctor making content like this should be sent to prison

nothing skinny as good as taste feels

why does twink feel more derogatory than f*g

What I love about astrology is I can be like “yeah I do that because I’m a Capricorn” and people just accept it without making me analyze my behavior further

Been really into mustard lately

Also I beat void train and I don’t recommend it sadly

when u bench press u gotta plant your feet and have ur butt on the bench at ALL TIMES

ok Clair obscur is really good

A guy from a dating app just said that “art is like libertarianism” and I don’t know how I keep getting these right wing weirdos hahaha

I had 12 waffles for breakfast I love bodybuilding

I picked up megabonk thinking it would be a fun little game I only play for a few hours and now it’s ruining my life

I wish I was tifa

They should make an IV drip that is hot Cheeto flavored

i don’t want AI-performed anything. i want a work-life balance where i don’t mind having to load and unload the dishwasher.

Shigella’s got hands I hate this bitch

Omggg it turns out the thing that has been ruining my life for the past month is SHIGELLA

I have been really sick for a couple of weeks and haven’t been able to work out or eat much and watching my body wither away so rapidly is weird

Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market. This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.

My reputation is ruined

I think Grindr did a mass ban on all of my catfishes and I got caught in the net because I randomly got banned for phishing lol

It’s kind of wild companies are using AI to code given how many security flaws are baked into the code and overlooked. Then these companies just like, have all our sensitive data ready to be hacked

Any out pokemon hater is my ally

Pokemon is the Taylor swift of video games

Imagine being the ant that finds a discarded banana peel

Also it rained in LA today

I miss the MMO golden era where every game title had “online” in the name

of the moral conundrums you will be presented with, as an adult, "stop buying these specific children's toys" is like. the easiest possible

Now that I’m probably losing my job I’m like damn why did I stop dating doctors

OpenAI’s planned data centers will use more power than New York City & San Diego use at their peak consumption, combined. More power than the entire nations of Switzerland & Portugal combined. And San Altman’s buddies in this administration have been cutting all of our energy infrastructure upgrades

Does anyone else playing hades 2 also hate the fields or is that a bad opinion

There’s something so evil about hot gays selling unregulated peptides on Instagram. I admittedly don’t know a ton about peptides (will never do them anyway) but they skeeve me out.

Every time I send someone a nude on Instagram I check my story like 8 times to make sure I didn’t accidentally post it