Meow meow, titty titty

I may be smooth, but my ass is hairy

haircut haircut haircut

Super Mario is back 👨🏻

Mind the lube

Feeling like a slab of beef today 🥩

#leg day 🙇🏽

feeling pretty lonely 🙃🙃

I think the two guys I was talking to are now seeing each other 🥲🥲

need to shower

I don’t understand people’s jobs. Like how are you seemingly traveling every week 😭😭😭

massage me

when in doubt, goon it out

Here’s to Monday. Enjoy it!

Happy Monday to everyone

which is better?

I will not apologize for being a homie hopper. Sorry you and all your friends are hot?

Capturing that #humpday lighting

Super Smash Bros Brawl announcer: CARLY RAE JEPSEN! Wii Remote speaker: *̴̪̏͐ơ̸̹p̴̝̠͒̉ȩ̵̯̈́n̴̥̾͆i̵̬͛n̷̠̪̑g̴̣̽ ̸̤̗̏n̴̪̱͒̾o̷͖̟͝t̶͔̉ê̵͉ ̸̡͛̇o̷̱̭̍f̵̦̓͒ ̷̟̮́t̴̖̂̈́ḧ̸͈́e̴͇̓͠ ̶̱͍̐̎i̵̼͕̅̊c̶̨͐o̵͈̣͛n̴̰̈́̀į̸̙̓̀c̷̢͔̊̈́ ̸̤̽̃͜s̶̹͊ḁ̷̧͆͊x̷̛̟̗̒ő̶͉p̶̛̲̲ĥ̷̢̖̉o̵̳͋n̶̟̹̏ė̸͕̠̉ ̵͔͙̏r̸͈̣̕i̶͈̹̾̚f̸̜̝̃̇f̵̥͕̊ ̵̧͔͆̆f̸̢̉̐r̷͙̻͝o̶̰͐m̴̼̯̊ ̸̙̹͒͝“̸͕͆̔R̷̥͖̈́u̷͉̰̇͠n̶͓̆̈ ̵̼͐͘A̶̛̭͝w̸̨͐̾a̶̘̜̐̏y̸̻̫̎ ̷͚͑͝w̴̝̌͗ị̷̱͐̽ţ̷̙͋̃h̷̛̠͘ͅ ̸͖̘̀M̴͖̑̆e̴͇̾͠”̶̳̄̄*̸͕̍̊

Nothing makes me happier than being called a good boy

butt.

When you give me head, don’t forget to slurp on my balls. They need some love too.

A man’s chest would save me right now

it’s been a while, much needed spa day

It’s been a day, enjoy the pit 😮‍💨

Just want to kiss a cute boy, or ten 🙂‍↕️

Sunday vibes

need to **** a ****. like if you agree

okayyyy?? please enjoy!

Back back back again. #nudebeach

okayyyy?? please enjoy!

should I post butt?

lowkey horny, tell a friend

it’s only Tuesday 🥲🥲

Gooner or later I’m gonna cum

unironically and unapologetically love the Mamma Mia movies.

I painted some cherry blossoms 🌸😌

Guess what day it was

Anyway, I snapped a pic before I headed out to bars last night. I think the look was a miss because no one, other than my friends, came up to chat with me.

hope everyone is having a nice Saturday ☺️

b**bs into Friday

Laying out in the sun naked for a whole day would heal me.

choose your challenger #humpday

Flexin’

Sweated on em

All aboard to goon central 🚂 🚂

Leg day 💪

“Rest up for that veto diva” #bb27