Happy 2026! Manifesting the best year yet

Good bye 2025. I have had quite enough of you!

fine fine here it is again since it IS technically #toweltuesday

Gonna start commenting “yeah you’re actually so small and look terrible” when ppl post those AI thirst traps

Post your favourite nude of 2025. You can only pick one.

Boxing Day Cuddles

30% off OF today. Get into the spirit and into my hole! ⭕️🎄

Merry Christmas, bloomfies!! 🎁🎄

Working in healthcare is the worst around the holidays cuz you’ll never get that 2 week break other people do

Officially OOO

Worked 2 days this week and it was honestly still too much

Call me a boomer but 0% of the elevator experience needs to be on a shitty touchscreen

I wanna be a hoe but I’m sick lol

I feel like I have nothing to look forward to. I don’t want to say life sucks right now but it’s also not great. At least if life did suck, there’s a direction to go. What the fuck do you do when you’re in limbo?

Noooo 😭😭 this is so sad! He was a very consistent presence in my formative adult years. RIP :((((

It’s so embarrassing being seen by my neighbors as I’m taking out my trash all gloved

Letting the girls out ( . ) ( . )

my chest looked so good here

I never had reservations starting my OF cuz I liked taking nudes too much

Pit for the Sunday scaries

I love these ladies so much! Such true talents

Hangnails are the chapped lips of our hands

What is it about an Airbnb that gets me so horny?

Bathroom break

There was this big beefy Russian scientist with neck and hand tats on my work trip this weekend I’m gonna be thinking about him forever

🖤 on 🖤

Whoremaxxing

Last day of the conferenceeee

Twitter (X) has been fined ~$140M by the EU for 'deceptive' blue checkmarks "This deception exposes users to scams, including impersonation frauds, as well as other forms of manipulation by malicious actors" They can appeal — but have 60 days to notify the EU on how they plan to change this

I’m too obsessed with heated rivalry rn it’s not good

Taking full advantage of this mirror while I have it lol

Always filter your amenities to include a hot tub when traveling

Okay some of these scientists are hot. Ready for my Heated Rivalry cruising moments. Heated Peer Review, if you will.

Rear views

I need more orange I think

Film, edit, publish

So this is why Ilya Rozanov smokes

We have 10 months to get our Hollanov asses in shape for next Halloween’s couples costumes

Concept: I work part time with my full time salary so i can spend the remainder of my 40 hours working on my own passions

That canceled tv show that you’ll never stop thinking about You know my answer!

Just finished the Heated Rivalry premiere

Golden ratio

Puerto Rico está bien cabrón.

One thing the furries know how to do is pose dowwwwnnnnnnn

😭😭😭

Friendsbreeding son or Friendsgiving daughter?

You work hard but the devil works harder to get you on PrEP through Mistr

Happy Thanksgiving, bloomfs!!! Hope yall eat good tonight