I’m so horny today and leg day is notttt helping. I almost want to cut my workout short so I can go home and jerk off.

I started thinking about an old hook up and now I wanna text him 😵‍💫

Ready for Sunday worship?

Good night

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Sigh no new episode of Bake Off today ☹️

Being scientifically literate in this time feels like a form of protest

A guy asked for one of my worn thongs and now I’m walking to the post office to ship a package out

Add me on IG and let’s send each other nudes www.instagram.com/vibessedai?i...

Every man on this app drop a selfie now... And I mean right now!!!

Breaking in a new thong today

Biiiig hump day stretch!

Magneto: No time line exists where you’re that girl

Lucario, I choose you

DMs are so insanely, gapingly open for Northern light pics omfgggg

Mature is not good I am so sorry lol lyrics are giving kidz bop

Time for my weekly existential job crisis debating if I wanna leave a client facing role. Really considering more research focused jobs 🙃

The headless whoresman

I double texted a friend over the weekend asking how an event he went to was (he was busy, it’s nbd), but instead of answering that text, he responded with an apology for not answering my first unanswered text and then completely ignored both texts

Breaking: Brandt's Boys have publicly condemned the Senate Democrats who voted to reopen the government

I am a late dinner enjoyer! Food tastes better after 9pm.

The Trump administration told states in a late-night Saturday memo that they must “immediately undo” any actions to provide full food stamp benefits to low-income families, adding to the chaos surrounding the anti-hunger program. Here’s a timeline of the SNAP developments that led up to this point.

Horny hours

Paying an arm and a leg for these damn education conference fees. Do not work in healthcare!!!!

On Friday, we wear thongs!

FCF submissions go in here

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Client said I had an amazing head of hair I will be riding this high for the rest of the day

Here’s your happy hour menu

You’re in his DMs, he’s in mine asking to be my side piece. We are not the same!

My jeans voted blue or whatever Sydney Sweeney said

nutting to oomfs november x

Come get your juice

Instagram needs to change how we mute/unmute posts and how we see tagged people. Actually just get rid of the music altogether.

I really just be selling my content online

I really just be selling my content online

Mary hater from day 1 she sucks so bad and she’s bad at reality tv #SellingSunset

Mary running down to south OC to “feel safe” and pay $16.5k/mo in rent? We all know what she’s really trying to run from. #SellingSunset

I don’t get why BS will add additional moderation labels that are below the level of the moderation label I added myself

morning glory

Boy, bum, bulge, and boner 🥴

Always feral after a compression shirt workout

“I did this with the help of AI.” Yeah I can tell and it’s not the flex you think it is.

I trulyyyyyy just don’t get AI. Every interaction I see on the internet with AI is so fucking ass like it’s really so embarrassing.

Packing on the beef for leg day

People are constantly protesting at the local Tesla cafe and i love seeing it

Goodbye, Jocktober

Turns out a cropped jersey makes your workouts 10x better

Happy hump day!

Gay costume discourse hit extremes this year as a direct result of TikTokers fancasting Nightwing at the end of September. In this essay I will