no.1 on my wishlist fr 😮‍💨

the hole pic i just took should be put up in the museum 🥵

wfh so fuck it #fcf

took this last night but good morning i guess

as per request

finally met this guy i’ve been talking to for a week and we fucked for 2 hrs straight omg 😮‍💨🥹

Why stop at fcf when we could have meaty schlong Monday, thick dick Tuesday, whole hog Wednesday, towering boner Thursday, super chub Saturday, and saintly dong Sunday?

what the IT show does more successfully than stranger things is their willingness to kill & butcher them kids left & right 😭

my bank doing unwrapped is crazy like I don't need you to remind me how much I've spent no fuck thank you

rosalia lux tour ticket SECURED!!!

i just watched hockey show ep3 and finally some proper romance and plot omg. i need more of scott/kip and less of whatever toxicity ilya/shane has

i still think shane is the hottest guy in the show. like c'mon, he's the handsomest, cutest, youthful-est, cuddley-est

High key recommend a nap and then spending the day with people you love

im glad there’s progress for sure but i never really felt satisfied and didnt know why, until i heard someone once said that’s because i keep moving the goal post

Dec 2022 🤝 Dec 2025 3 years. countless injuries, illnesses, & depression, yet i keep going back.

i just watched it welcome to derry ep 1 and the ending is fucking traumatising 😭💀

in the gym rn and the urge to shout WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE is so strong

artists need to stop doing deluxe album. 9 out of 10 times them deluxe songs are worse

Gay guys LOVE being in their thirties.

wfh so fuck it #fcf

nothing more gay than me walking away from the clinic with 6 months worth of prep pills in my tote bag

after a two week hiatus id very much like to get back into having sex

i need to know it’s not just me, when i go full screen to watch video here, i can’t go back?? the app stalls with the video? it’s a bug right?

PUT YOUR FUCKING PAWS UPPP

clearing blocked nose with spicy food is god tier

finally watched wicked for good omg i forgot what a mess act ii storyline is lmao

so ive officially started spanish on duolingo. may the lord help me so that i can become fluent and move to spain and get a spanish boyfriend 🙏

im about to rewatch ST4 but omg the eps are loong 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 also ST5 eps should've been released weekly!!!

managed to rewatched s1-3 stranger things i forgot how fun this show is. also justice for barb for bob for alexei

the next guy i date must be able to sing. im sick of singing duets all by myself

i want to read Heated Rivalry since everyone's talking about the show but I couldn't find a single copy ANYWHERE??? someone plss help

i pulled my back while waking up now i just wanna die from pain and old age

rosalia's subwaytakes: there are no perfect mirrors in nature...we're not made to see ourselves this much and this easily. we were meant to see the other more than to see ourselves. 💯

"she stole my problem, not my man" "i need that on a t shirt"

i simply cannot do winter anymore. i have to move elsewhere or kms

why do i like twinks so much

too many people coughing around me i need you all to stay away from me

if i started talking softer to you, it means you’re talking too loud in public and you should take the fucking hint

after trying five pairs of earphones i finally got a pair that makes me feel like i’m LISTENING to music 🙂‍↕️😮‍💨

will always be grateful that i'm not a sw!ftie because omg those fans are being milked dry with them merch

I girl bossed too close to the sun :(((

ignoring hundreds of black friday sale emails in my inbox

foyles bookshop cafe is super bad vibe. full of people on business calls and a creepy man who can’t stop smirking and staring me eating. eww

sniffies in london is wildddddd 🫠

my gorilla grip on my iphone in london streets should be studied

“im so full” says me as i stuff myself with double portion of rice and burger during this bulking season 😮‍💨

why hasn’t friend of dorothy sent me some cum gummies or whatever!!!

this drop in temp is VIOLENT 🥶

just realised i triple booked myself this saturday…imma have to move someone to sunday 🫠