sat down, whipped out my walking guide, booked some trains and hotel, now i can’t wait for my bank hol hike and nude beach 😌

straight gay for pay corn stars will stick the thinnest dildo you'll ever see and moan like their lives depend on it...like pls you're not serious people

pls pls pls guys pls don’t overspray your perfume. also know what’s for day, night, & different seasons. if your scent projection is more than 2 metres then you should fucking stay at home

taking 22x 25kg plates to do 2 inches range of leg press are you not embarrassed

hi bsky crushes 👉👈

I still haven’t listened to mayhem requiem because why is it apple exclusive when more people have spotify :(

it’s been a bit too long since my last top era maybe i can just be a good bottom boy? 👉👈

id never ever let anyone know what my reddit is because that username i created when i was little is so embarrassing 😭

Big cum shower #gaysex #muscle #cum

doing full body deload at the gym, back to hypertrophic range instead of powerlifting mode, it’s honestly killing me

wfh so fuck it #fcf

thong thursday

Judging every fag that watches Eurovision HARD

DONT YOU KNOW MY ASS IS FAMOUS

so many gays on the yellow app asking me for advice on how to wear their cages without problems like im about to start a masterclass

just realised i still have a dick pic up i guess i hope you love it

mental health awareness week and it’s just uk weather making everyone more depressed

my eyes just automatically tear up every time the line "the cold never last my darling it just teaches the heart how to burn" comes up

is there a bug here? cropping pic doesn’t work

thong thursday

my thong is rubbing my 🕳️ so now im h word 😮‍💨

this is not a discourse im simply voicing my inner thought - why is almost every couple i know open 🙃🫠 also hot

why is the weather being a cunt

omg i finally finished watching house of the dragons season 1 after started it five months ago lol…damn i love everyone except ser criston. what a bitch. i want him dead 😮‍💨 now season 2 lets go

come kiss it

ever since i updated to the latest macOS my laptop fans just be spinning for no reason i feel like im using a noisy windows laptop back 15 years ago pls 😭

eye contact during sex 🫦

no reform or tory at all in oxford hallelujah 🙌 🎉

almost bought that vintage burberry sweater but i can’t deal with oversized stuff anymore…everything is baggy these days

i desperately need nicholas hoult inside me

rosalia lux concert is the best concert ive been so far this year! i had the best damn time!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why are artist’s merch so fucking ugly, like is it law is it constitutional is it commandment

idc about astrology except if you’re leo. i will not date a leo

ok let’s get the trend going. all gays face down ass up now!

kacey you did it again...album's so good 🥹🥺😭

so…how do i say this…zara, girls trip is not good 😪

omg my cock looks massssive in my new nude

i told myself i wont buy new undie this year and so far i abide (ok i lied i did buy one pair because the waistband says ‘power bottom’)

demi lovato latest album is both generic af and boppy af at the same time

whichever witch clan summoning this strong wind can you stop

i used to post so many nudes now they just sit in my photos app

wow, so happy for ᶠYͧoͨᵏu

hung hunk

why do i keep getting request on grindr to fart on them 😭

*first* time this year i went to the gym 3 times in a row. like pls keep this up

difficult thing in uk when im away from filtered shower at home is my skin reacts badly to hard water everyfuckingwhere

my new hobby is going on vinted and browse slutty guys modeling their slutty shorts and briefs that they are selling

in the five star hotel in mauritius (no im not, that’s raye’s lyrics)