we need to go back

Them: how do you like your ice? Me:

COMPUTAH… make these gays SUPAH GAY and HORNY!!!

I am distraught

Love driving to rural counties for a return date first thing in the morning

A lot of discourse debating short king status and average height. Not sure why we're attempting to use a world wide average for height instead of just looking to the US as a whole. See your state below.

Unfortunately I enjoy le sserafim's celebration

Somewhat rare gym pic

Getting a job back in Texas finally vs the pay cut

thank god I live in one of the real cities (Baltimore, Philly, Boston, SF, Houston) and not one of the fake ones (NYC, Chicago, LA, DC, Austin)

Like Jesus, she also debuted twice

Just paid my taxes

Tron Ares would've been great had it just not been for Jared Leto

Forgot I ordered this

Me + on repeat

Going to lady gaga tonight but I've only listened to mayhem one time....a year ago

The type of freedom my mind will never have I fear

New pfp bc I lost this hat recently 😭

Hahahahahaha… dance.

Post a photo you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

Never been about that fire life

Two of my favorite things debuted 30 years ago, Pokemon and Ten

Happy pokemon day! I do not have access to my childhood archives as they are in Oklahoma but here's a recent pokemon pic ✌🏼

You already know. 💚🌱

boots? that’s my ego boost

Fave pics from Japan

I'm a Hilary Duff music fan yup yup. Album was melancholic and felt personal to her. I've always enjoyed Matthew Koma's production credits and can feel his touch all over this project.

The way that she's essentially a Diamond variant from Steven Universe

Just reviewed at my credit card charges from my trip

Chungha's Save Me 😍😭😍😭😍😭

Diet Dr Pepper is the girl Diet Coke thinks she is

Hotels with onsens are now a necessity

Omg celebrity sighting

Watching Naruto in my bed in Japan while drinking my morning coffee as nature intended

Nevermind the jobs you had. Tell me 5 classes you took in college. Completely average law student but here were the courses I did the best in 1. Employment Discrimination Law 2. Negotiations 3. Immigration Law 4. Civil Procedure 5. Legal Research and Writing

My most listened to January 2026 Artists 1) NewJeans 2) Madison Beer 3) Zara Larson 4) icyball 冰球樂團 5) Sugababes Songs 1) Stateside 2) 待我如初 (As Before) 3) Meeeee 4) I Think I'm Addicted 5) Bad Things

No gym this week bc I billed over 60 so far

hi say it back :3

Yeah so I'm kinda done following/supporting anyone on the left who cried out - "don't vote for KH bc [insert some hypocritical standard that they didn't apply equally to every candidate]" "Oh I didn't vote bc both candidates were bad"

It's always during inclement weather that I get insights into which gays have real jobs or not

Share your lock screen

Two weeks till Japan/Taiwan/Korea

I have now started Hunter x Hunter over again which means I am stressssssed

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Personal 2026 goals: get hot, be funny, find himbo bf

The aspartame in Diet Coke won’t hurt me because it knows I’m pure of heart

Rewatching season 1 of yugioh in the background at work and yeahhh they're just making up the rules for these duels.

Fortnite where is the movementttttttt. I'm dying out here.

Empty locker room calls for a gym photo

t9 text and itunes uploads