Do not disturb is active

I love this man

Day 1

Alexa order me more Bronwyn Newport chile

So Todd and I are separated

We don’t give enough credit for the gays who know their angles. Some of yall always take the fire thirst traps.

can’t wait for filoni to invest all of lucasfilm’s creative resources into building the glup shitto-verse

My favorite kind of article on NYMag is one by someone in media in NYC or LA that writes from the point of view that no other kinds of people have ever experienced job/housing/relationship woes since they don’t line in NyC or LA. Like be serious

Just play on an easier difficulty. I’m not afraid to say I always play on easy. I want to just have fun.

Me tomorrow

Get back to Paddington

We need more men flexing and showing off their pits on the timeline

He arrived safely and it’s absolutely gorgeous

Fat hairy gay guy doing a line out of a twinks hole call that BEAR of wall street

If my neighbors think I’m not gunna be knocking on their door all day and night until they open and either give me the package or lie and say they don’t have it.

Also neighbors who don’t deliver the package to the correct address my your house get black mold and termites

FedEx delivered my package to the wrong address. Of course they are of no help. Talk about the worst company in the world

The realest part of heated rivalry is that more than likely the formerly needing Art History Barista in Brooklyn would most likely be on gear and have a better body than the professional athletes

Amanda Frances

Two master Saville Row Tailors facing off and falling in love in Pleated Rivalry

Let’s get this coffee brewing.

Only 2 work days and then a real vacation.

The world is ending but at least my new purse arrives on Monday

Esquie

This is for @pinkponysub.bsky.social and pinkponysub only

Posted hole and you all missed it

Watching Begonia…

Gayming

Expedition 33 but the Paintress is a Twink who didn’t douche

NYE

Beauty and grace

Why am I still at work?

Back in my day when our jeeps were manual transmission didn’t have power anything and were essentially just a cab made of sheet metal all we had was the Jeep wave. The basic-fication of jeep ownership was a sign of the rise of white Christian nationalism

Help need suggestions for LGBT novels I can take on my cruise next week. No smut written by straight women please

As 2025 ends I am just exhausted by coworkers who just can’t seem to muster the energy to do more than the bare minimum. Like babes you are paid to work so stop acting like doing anything is an inconvenience

Baby seals

You fags better start investing in microchip and the like mutual funds

This is a real one. The award for best medicine of 2025 goes to Sertraline and Buspirone. If you need it don’t be afraid to talk to your healthcare provider and don’t ever be afraid to tell them we need to up the dose

Our best protein powder of 2025 is the Sports Research Whey Powder in Dutch chocolate. Whenever Amazon has it on sale you can get 5lb bags for $50-60 bucks. I’ve yet to find another brand that mixes as smoothly.

The award for the only product I found in 2025 that actually keeps my hair looking good all day goes to Harry’s Taming Cream. A gift from the gods to boys with thick hair

The Best Fantasy book I read in 2925 that actually came out in 2023 with major “are all these characters fag?” vibes goes to The Will of the Many.

The award for best skincare that will actually get you compliments on your skin go to these 3. My skin texture has improved dramatically since I started these

And we are back to our best of list

I think that holds for almost every person with a billion dollars. At their core the only thing they value is their own power and wealth. Trump just dispensed with all the BS the others use as a facade to how craven their values are

The average “journalist” at any top tier outlet or with huge influence and following would have been blaming the Jews for the holocaust if they lived during WWII.

Got so fat over the holidays I’m a total cow.

I think the issue with journalist is instead of being upset with their publications for forcing them to constantly write click-bait they are angry at the audience for losing all respect for the profession because the majority of journalist only write click-bait bullshit

Our award for service to meme culture goes to Michelle Yeoh for her brilliance in showing us that Madame Morrible flip it around = Wicked Witch

Going back all the way to January the award for best performance by a Mother playing a worker in a male dominated industry is Rebecca Ferguson as Juliette Nichols in Silo s2

The award for best fag bag goes to the Loewe Puzzle Featherlight. For the girls gays and theys who understand it’s not about logos but sumptuous leather and a if you know you know design