Love pizza

Time for pizzafest

Weed. Cousins and paint your partner

This little shit fully extending to get candy off the coffee table

Those are the eyes of someone who saw something on the dark side of the moon

Can’t wait for these stories to be about members of congress

I wanna go home

Maybe the best Jack Antonoff song in a decade

I love performative faggotry

Uncut oomfs after they clean under the hood

The last supper if it slayed

Between Ella Langley and new Kacey bad ass women in country music are so back

So there’s this Taydolf ended

JD needs to stop with the fillers and Botox

Love using the heart hands emojis in teams like a proper millenial manager

Consultants need that AI money to flood their candidates account so they can make their media buy commissions

Better than poppers of we’re being serious

Feeling very Angie K today

Cause a Mississippi don’t change her ways

Stop trying to make Margaret happen. That girl can’t act and just serves awkward trying to be hot in every movie

Have we talked about guys with floppy soft cock privilege recently

Truly I think what pissed of our representatives the most is that like the majority of high power execs they have proven that they have little to any value in the last 20 years but they are pissed CEO still get respect while the average person hates them

Gave me heartburn

All that work and still doesn’t have the self-confidence to just saw looks-mogging….. even if we all know it would be true

He’s a believer but doesn’t recognize that this is a classic depiction of Jesus Christ……. Step into any church and you’ve seen this depiction of Christ

You’re the one bombing.gif

The spell I just cast will end him in 4 days. He will see what suffering and bad things happen to him shortly

I mean anyone with a brain and not trying to grift as an idiot for a major media outlet has been completely aware for many many years that Trump and far-right conservatives in the GOP are malignant cancer on this country

So I won’t be seeing any of these people in a WB or Paramount produced/distributed project ever again right?

Lauren Sanchez when asked about Narwhals rights 🥰 When asked about workers rights 🤬

At least Lauren Sanchez has never been happier

Can I come over and stare at you like this?

So why do straight men openly admit to being on TRT and tren but every gay guy pretends their body transformation is all natty

All the money in the world and what they really crave is fame.

Ok so like I’m not a devout Christian or believer in everything in the bible, but like maybe it’s all real and Trump is actually the anti-Christ

So like they’re admitting we could replace the C-suite with AI and save the average Fortune 500 company 250 million a year in salary

Everyone at CrossFit in their 60k cars and I pull up in my VW

Just remembered Amy Adams doesn’t have an Academy Award and now won’t get one until a late career random indie goes her way and the Academy throws her a bone….

Amy Adams should have won the Oscar for Big Eyes

Summer shirts are back in rotation

kinda wanna broadcast the boom, boom, boom, boom and make em all dance to it

The blue belle version of these are a god tier lil treat

I spoke to Zendaya and she said you’re a flop with no style

The principle in Interstellar

Loras Tyrell and his merry band of twinks

Ok we need to talk about Naomi Scott’s album. Come through Ms Pink Power Ranger

Me singing Choosin’ Texas like I’m not a 5th generation Texan

Breaking the toxic masculine cesspool that is the US army prefers young girls they can sexually assault and cover up the crime with over women who can make them suffer the consequences of their actions

“I don’t return their calls cause I’m to busy on world and country affairs” has me on the floor