Taking off tomorrow

Shockingly embarrassing. To say out loud you agreed with some small talk Bs about how cool you are to a crowd of onlookers. No MAGA can be cool. they don’t have the range, the wit, the style, the looks or the taste

Sylvia Plath is she gooned

Eyes itchy, skin dry, allergies out in full force. Kill me

It’s only Thursday!

Now wait a damn minute. Did not expect this to go anti-AI on top of its veiled takedown of the capitalist system. I need book 3 immediately

I bet it feels kinda wistful to be a plastic bag drifting through the wind

Imagine winning a gold medal and meeting the President and he serves you cold door dash 1.99 hand burgers and snap wraps. Dreadful

I want these people to spend eternity in a hard labor camp

Bottom Next Door last spotted in Nebraska

Well yes. Maybe try reading a book

Yeah I like LGBT people Large Gay Bouncing Tits

A lot of guys commenting they are uncut and yet not posting their hogs. Very homophobic if you think about it

Ok but how does Amy suddenly look like a mid 70s woman that had a great facelift? Like mama aren’t you 50?

Big uncut hogs. Such a special thing to think about

Meanwhile their LinkedIn posts are about how workers should work 12 hours a day with no breaks or vacations

Corporate buzz words

It’s going to be in the high 70s and sunny on Friday. Do I take PTO as a little treat?

Whitney and Heather if they had brains

Oh she’s in her Capitalist Barbie bag

Whippets doing whippits

Fistula

Being important at work should come with more money

So what are we all wearing to Gaga…..

Thanks Facebook but I think u got the hang of it myself !

MBB after she runs over a fag

The Katseye stand are melting down on Reddit….. all this for a band that hasn’t even put out an album…..

Enough enough enough. If you buy this you don’t deserve to ever use a good Japanese knife ever again

I love her new face

Love the new Hilary Duff album is but I can’t even imagine how bad the live vocals will be. Mother was never a songstress

Kash Patel single handedly took ice hockey back from the gays and theys

Won’t someone think of our great journalist doing the work to sane wash Trump and both sides us to death

Jail

I kinda ate this photo up

Sometimes I serve lewks other than dad at the park

Texan here. A lot of democrats in Texas are religious. He is not gunna become some crazy right wing evangelical once elected just because he talks about his faith

Tits

This is so Katya coded

Now ask about this average Nordic Europeans opinion on non-white immigration to their country

Reading is what?

Sexxx Dreams by Lady Gaga is about to debut at #1 on the IGC

My review with the CEO and CFO went amazing. Got told I was remarkable 😁

Taylor when she was pretending she was a country girl and not the daughter of Wall Street bankers

I think it’s time we have that conversation

I sweat to do when this is through we better investigate and take every dime from the Trump Crime Family

If I see one more person try to say oh wow just discovered creatine like that’s why they suddenly put on 10lbs of muscle I will scream

When white men do whatever they want for power and money it’s ok. But when a woman does it the gets roasted. I’d also compete for another country if it guaranteed me millions of more dollars

When you’re the only bad bitch at the office

White Chicks 2 will single-handedly end all of Gen Alpha and Gen Z