🔴LIVE NOW🔴 A cosy night of Sunday RP. My character has been having the most awkward scenes with his ex boyfriend's new girlfriend, theres gang drama, new romance. Its all a lotta fun twitch.tv/sclurp 👈✨️

Oh Xbox is DEAD dead then.

Nintendo issued a formal apology for a controversial 1997 GamePro ad calling readers fuck faces if they didn’t play Donkey Kong Land III. paletteswap.site/dif...

The royal family can say they're deeply concerned yadda yadda yadda, but they protected Prince Andrew (still gonna say it) for all these years. They knew what was what. They only have concern once there's no more shadow left to hide in. Anywho, Happy Birthday, Andrew ✌️

Sorry to get radical but I don’t think it’s my job or yours to embrace, accept, understand - and certainly not to use - the thing being sold to us as AI. I don’t like any part of it, so I won’t. I’m missing out? Good, that’s what I want. You’re worried about me missing out? That’s fuckin weird, man.

Me, when a First Time Chatter comes in with "Can I ask you a question?"

I finally got around to watching #PredatorBadlands and I was confused - surprised - bit whiplashy. Like it's not a particularly good film, which disappoints me after #Prey being such a good palette cleanser for the series. Loved the direction they were going in with that one. With Badlands...

That was definitely one of the top ten lipsyncs on Drag Race, holy shit. #RupaulsDragRace18

It's almost Valentine's Day, let's get folks smoochin www.twitch.tv/sclurp ✨

People are gonna chalk this up to the game's reception, but I rekon these layoffs would have happened no matter what. We've seen time and time again that success doesn't protect workers from losing their jobs. #Highguard

Doing something a lil spooky to start with tonight: www.twitch.tv/sclurp ✨

The whole "if Ai is so good they wouldn't have to force us to use it" thing is so true of capitalism as well, bestie 😌

No social media app compares to Miiverse. [👤YEAH!]

Acting like they didn't have a huge breach of personal information when they did this to us in the UK.

Not sure I saw much in that Direct that I would wanna buy but I thought some of the ports looked pretty impressive. Very worrying there was no update on Elden Ring though 🤔

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Chewsday stream, innit ✨ www.twitch.tv/sclurp

🤔 It’s definitely not suspicious at all to have people point out your common Twitter sign off is in the Epstein files and ten completely delete your yacht’s logs right?

"Wow, Jackie. I don't know how Sclurp is going to get out of this one. That Aztec puzzle he's just found has sealed him in this chamber." "That's right, Ken. But wait, if he were only able to get to those platforms and weigh them down somehow, he might be able to move the water wheels?"

We won't be watching Scream 7 😌

Dune Part Three has snagged 3 whole ass weeks of IMAX exclusivity when it releases, meaning there'll be no IMAX showings of Avengers 🤭 Oh that tickles me.

Let 👏 him 👏 go 👏

"My attachment to each #Nintendo franchise." ⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ EarthBound 💚💚💚💚⭕️ Metroid 💚💚⭕️⭕️⭕️ Star Fox 💚💚💚💚⭕️Mario ⭕⭕⭕️⭕️⭕️ Rhythm Heaven ⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕ WarioWare 💚💚💚💚💚 Donkey Kong 💚⭕⭕⭕⭕ Kirby 💚💚💚⭕⭕ Pokémon 💚⭕⭕⭕️⭕️ F-Zero 💚💚💚💚💚 Zelda 💚⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ Fire Emblem 💚💚💚⭕️⭕️ Pikmin 💚💚💚💚⭕ Animal Crossing 💚💚💚⭕️⭕️ Splatoon 💚💚💚⭕️⭕️ Xenoblade

Well tonight we're moving on from SHf and starting the community voted title; Control! 🔴LIVE NOW🔴

Well, last night Silent Hill f may have broken my will to continue my playthrough. Its souls-like combat is unenjoyable, making the survival horror half of the game unenjoyable, making the story unenjoyable. I was so over it every time I did something & they flung another sword legged gobshite at me

I thoroughly enjoyed that fainting stunt in the latest Drag Race episode. I had to rewind like ten times because I thought Ru's "Mediiic" was so camp. Whats her face's sudden sitting up and saying "Did I fall? Woah" was also 👌 She made sure she was in the studio lighting for that line delivery.

Oh it's more than hatred.

Twin Peaks: Nadine demonstrating her silent drape runners to Big Ed.

Will absolutely fucking suck to boycott sequels to my favourite games but hey ho... Might be time to sail the high seas.

Well, y'all, I'm fucking furious. My work has gone ahead and segregated the loos with a gender neutral sign stuck on the accessible loos for trans folk. Ready to kick the fuck oooff.

Hollywood loves a pedo

Oh Highguard comes out in one week? Let me get my popcorn and open YouTube now, this is gonna be a mess.

British people love to say things like “slag off, nob arse!”

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gentle reminder that we are not made to start fresh in January, we should be in hibernation. there is no rush to pursue new goals or reevaluate where you are in life. take this month to rest, and step back into the world when the flowers bloom

It's funny that Nintendo paywall 4K resolution, like we didn't already pay £400+ for the Switch 2, when it's *only* the resolution they've dialled up. Not a single 4K texture in sight. Can you imagine opening your settings on a PC game and seeing a padlock next to the display settings? 😆

I'll be LIVE in an hour, y'all Seeing as Nintendo randomly released the new Animal Crossing update a day early! 😮

I'm 🔴LIVE🔴 with this future-noir detective game I bought on a whim today 🕵️‍♂️ Let's solve the case! twitch.tv/sclurp 👈

If they do ban Twitter/X over here, it's gonna be so devastating to Jo Moldy-brain. And that's funny to me.

If you missed the stream, here's how it's been going with Silent Hill f so far. Intriguing story but clumsy gameplay. I really want to find out where the story is going though... youtu.be/-FXOmW6UbQQ

Too bad. We're boycotting. "Inclusivity" but funding women being imprisoned, queer people being tortured and murdered etc. It's over, Sims team.

Folks who monitor who mutes them or blocks them on here, this is your friendly reminder to seek therapy

WHY NOT JUST DRAW IT YOURSELVES THEN DUMB FUCK

It is becoming increasingly likely that I'll never touch another @larianstudios.com game. They've gone from industry heroes to cringeworthy sell-outs like they're speedrunning it. They need to u-turn on this ASAP and listen.

YouTube will banish your content to algorithm hell if you dare utter certain words (like rape for instance) but then will fill their platform with disgusting ads like these. In fact I'd say 90% of the ads I've seen lately have been fake products/ services flogged by ai wielding con artists...1/2

🔴LIVE NOW🔴 We're returning to Silent Hill, Japan! 😱 twitch.tv/sclurp ✨️

I started writing my next novel today and I don't know what kind of productive demon it was who took over me but I got out 5.5K words. I'm usually a cosy 1-2K per sesh kinda guy. So this was a SPURT 🤓

It's curious Stranger Things would give so much focus to a character needing to overcome the fear of coming out when the show has given more screen time to the difference in taste between Coca Cola and New Coca Cola, than they have to whatever homophobia that character might have ever experienced.

My hair is crazy and I am live! twitch.tv/sclurp ✨️