I started writing my next novel today and I don't know what kind of productive demon it was who took over me but I got out 5.5K words. I'm usually a cosy 1-2K per sesh kinda guy. So this was a SPURT 🤓

It's curious Stranger Things would give so much focus to a character needing to overcome the fear of coming out when the show has given more screen time to the difference in taste between Coca Cola and New Coca Cola, than they have to whatever homophobia that character might have ever experienced.

My hair is crazy and I am live! twitch.tv/sclurp ✨️

❌ Fully recovered from flu or COVID ❌ Hydrated ✅ Uncircumcised ✅ Thriving despite it all ✅ Streaming Silent Hill ƒ TOMORROW @ 19:30pm Bri'ish time. (Link in reply if you haven't followed me already)

Well, this year, I spent Christmas completely out of if, full of either the flu or COVID. Alone and with not a single decoration up or festive song playing 😅 Its not a celebration you can just do a few days or a week later cos it feels so wrong to watch xmas movies or do the whole shebang after.

McCasino Royale 🍔

Merry Christmas. This past week, I rush-illustrated a seasonal poem I wrote thirteen years ago. ‘A Spider Made of Glass’. Enjoy.

Voice reveal 🤭

We need to be aggressively (yes that's right, don't get scared) telling these idiots to fuck OFF with this shit.

I got flu in time for Christmas, so I'm just spending most of my time conked out. But when I am awake, I've been reading The Shining. I think this is the King novel that's making me actually afraid. Not of any ghosts but just Wendy's anxiety over being somewhere so remote and snowed in. No rescue.

wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life

Tell me about something you would whisper in my ear at the work Christmas drinks, that I gotta know! 👇 ngl.link/sclurp1 This is the only way you can DM me now too 🥲

Tonight's stream and some personal news 🕺

Am I not in the know, or is there a sort of cloud of anti-hype hanging over the new Avatar film? It's not that anyone is hating on it or dislikes it, but just that there's simply *no* conversation about it. No one's noticed it's even in cinemas.

I logged in over at the other site so you don't have to. Here's Swen's response to the backlash. I don't think this post was a good idea on his part. Ooft. Not looking good! #SwenVincke #Divinity #Larian

The demo of FF7 Remake on Switch 2 is very impressive imo. Handheld I noticed a few performance hiccups during transition from cutscenes to gameplay, but docked it was rock solid and looked very crisp. Makes me wonder what the limits to the Switch 2 are gonna be.

Larian is getting chewed uuup in the replies

Using genAI for concept art is so fucking stupid because like... that's where you get the cool shit. Thats the blue sky phase where artists make pieces of art that will be seen by a teenager later and change their life forever. Why would you want to start from mediocre. Why would you do that.

One take from a former Larian artist, following my interview with Swen Vincke this morning:

Don't worry, they're only using it for concept art and no AI will make it into the final game! It's OK because only the CONCEPTS will be plagarized 🤫🤭

Steven loves a lens flare, doesn't he?

Even if that shit's free

Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers. NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.

Thank you for donating to GOSH the other night. We smashed the fundraiser goal and helped make a difference for children who are in hospital 💪

I think I would like to go on a queer edition of Love is Blind. Just sit in that pod and ask if they like Buffy. If they don't, I'll just shout: NEXT!

Y'all, what game should I get if I trade in Metroid Prime 4? 🤭

Prime 4 is losing me a lil bit with this second area. Like look at this. Doing this over and over. How fun. Once I got to the sixth round room where you fight robots in a row, I switched the game off because I could not be bothered. Lost half an hour of progress.

We are live with what might be the trippiest game of the year! Come join me for the new horror game Sleep Awake and find out why people are going disappearing in their sleep! Plus, enter a special game giveaway to experience THE HUSH yourself courtesy of @blumhousegames.com!! twitch.tv/buffboygames

LIVE NOW for a lil charity streeeam 🔴 twitch.tv/sclurp 👈

Netflix (pre this deal) is in $14 billion worth of debt. God wouldn't it be nice if we all just clicked our fingers and bought a movie studio with imaginary funds?

Argos can fully suck the undigested peanuts out of my shit for not delivering my pre-ordered copy of Metroid Prime 4 today 😤

Streams for the end of the week! 🔸Thursday: Metroid Prime 4 - Launch day stream! 🤪 🔹Friday: Charity Fundraiser - WIN a copy of Planet Coaster 2 (courtesy of GOSH & @frontierdev.bsky.social) & tune in as we dive into lots of lovely new content coming to PC2. Please consider supporting GOSH! 💜

Trust me, there are other magical realms to explore that will offer just as much escape and comfort. It's time to let it go.

I guess here's an easy way to unlock the rest of the characters.

I'm tired of waiting for things I want. (The next episode of Plur1bus).

Stranger Things won't let anyone fucking kiss. Do they think the TikTok kids will vomit or something? Just let the couples plant a big wet one. It's not a big deal. In 2002 Buffy got fucked so hard it demolished a house. Jesus wept.

I'll be live this evening with some: taking on multiple lynels with just 6 hearts, and then travelling into a zombie infested desert, Tears of the Kingdom adventuring. See you later! Aiming for a start time between 7:30pm - 8pm Bri'ish time. Will update ya's in a bit.

Hey yall not what I wanted to do on my birthday but let it be clear "Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks! Let it Go!

Work on this room has been a nightmare (gettin rid of ancient latex paint etc). But nearly there. Will move my streaming & writing set up in here soon. Time to hit the charity shops and see if I can find some good bits and bobs.

We need to find a way to nudge people away from saying they "asked Ai something" like the interaction was meaningful or was with an intelligence. We didn't ever ask Google something, we googled. You're not talking to something that can draw from experience, passion and knowledge...

Won't be supporting any future Sims games/ DLC, so we're going back to the best of the bunch instead. Time for some chaos tonight. 7:30pm Bri'ish time. #TheSims

Is that Dichen Lachman as Impa!?

I think there's something very cathartic about Carol's anger and calling out of BS in Plur1bus. Curious to see folks have an unfavourable response to her, especially with everything she's going through 😅 You rot on the sofa and binge Golden Girls, Carol. I get it. You're doing great.

Wendy Williams’ latest evaluation by a top neurologist shows no signs of frontotemporal dementia, according to TMZ. Her team is now moving to end her court-ordered guardianship.

😌 my impact.

I think where they're going wrong with Prime 4's marketing, is making the game look like Pokemon Scarlet/ Violet. The non-open world segments look so beautiful, don't make us look at *this*.

I had no idea Arc Raiders uses gen Ai. Just gonna flick that off the wishlist then...

Clapping these big boys's cheeks in this game. And on hard mode no less.

Was not expecting this little guy to be the best warrior in Age of Imprisonment (so far) but I'm absolutely melting everything that gets in his way.