Just got a Hades 2 story twist and need to talk to someone I am not okay. 😭😭😭😭

Sorry how is this heat at night giving me a throat like I have a cold? STRAINED. SORE. SCRATCHY.

Someone at work has left an aggressively squeezed lime in the sink. The kitchen is completely spotless, everything is tidied away, but this solitary lime just hanging out in the sink. WEIRD.

Those thunderstorms last night were so cool, and my BF was like we stuff like that every three days in Ohioin summer. Okay bisch this is London tho 😭

Lads got to use an actual plastic straw in the UK today!!!!! Yeah fuck the turtles etc etc.

Sorry TfL need to sort this cycle fault out soon. Getting £50 gunshot charges to my account because it if. JAIL.

Was a very sad and happy day saying good, but got one of his banging pottery pieces to remember him by. Goodbye Jason.

Despite having 3 day weeks for July, August, and half of September, I am jealous of everyone having holidays now. Need to be on a beach in skimpy items drinking a nice local beer.

If glaze is coming off a (commercial) mug (2013, goes through the dishwasher 4 days a week) that is a sign it is over? The mug has a dusty or rough feel to it now, likely it should be scrapped? Reddit came up blank too.

Bought swede for tonight but realised I haven’t unpacked the masher.

The whole point t of waking up early in summer is to feel smug with the bright sunshine. Having to turn on lights in the house because the rain clouds are so gloomy is not fair.

Obsessed with the Well Street Common Festival Dog Show, and the little scamp that had had enough of walking and hopped on its owners mobility scooter. Same girl. Same.

Not Deal Pride suspended because of an investigation of embezzlement by a committee member!!! What they embezzling, like £200 pounds? 💀

The hardest thing about the earlier generations of Pokémon is the wild move sets (or lack of) your Pokémon learn. Like it is fun being creative with TMs, but Jolteon learning Double Kick and Pin Missile is great, however it’s a special attack mon so they are kind of useless.

Artificial Intelligence the film was TWENTY FIVE YEARS AGO, and slaps feels like it takes 25 years to watch.

Butter from the butter dish spreading like it’s been in the fridge when it is June.

Pouring one out to an OG faggot, David Hockney. My lesbian year 5 teacher taking us to one of his exhibitions and getting us to do reproductions of his work and teaching us about his life probably did more subconsciously for me being gay then I realised at the time.

Ffs not my neighbour walking past the kitchen window while I’m washing up my flip flops in the sink and them giving me a weird look. 😭😭😭

@scotty2hotty.bsky.social @ben1283.bsky.social sorry I didn’t stop I only had one break and a passion for speeding.

Adobe really is that piece of shit that needs to die. How have they made PDFs use more memory than most video games? JAIL

It is weird that scrolling the feed on IG is hardly any posts from your friends. Yeah I get their stories but hardly ever get to to see their dumps. 🥲

Yes, we are doing another Pikuniku, thanks for asking.

OoT remake CONFIRMED.

My stream crashed. 🥲😭

@jcmuscuk.bsky.social laughing that these are next to each other

My kimchi jjigae leaked on my change of clothes, so now my pants smell like kimchi. HAPPY MONDAY.

Back to the day job after a 2 month secondment and very funny that I’m coming back at the busiest time, but it feels like a rest from the secondment. 💀

Just accidentally exfoliated a fresh scab off my shin and

The way this sauna (wholesome) session has relaxed me is wild. Feeling like jelly in best possible way.

Not my bf starting the coffee grinder, making himself coffee, and then when I asked where was mine said I didn’t think you were awake. COFFEE GRINDER ISN’T QUIET. 😭

Very funny how hard it is to actually buy digital music these days. *man shouts at clouds gif*

Wish I had picked a more role play based story for our DND campaign. I think the group want a bit more of that but hear we are 20 months in. 😭

Caught up on this weeks Interior Design Masters and the judging as wild as the rest of the series. Can’t get over the complaints of things looking cheap when the budget for 4k for TWO ROOMS.

Not that fucking wind blowing me sideways on a Santander bike. MAAM

Finally got the mirrors on my wardrobe (and after the movers broke one).

Funny how certain songs just give you the biggest flashbacks and overwhelming lovely feelings. GO! - Public Service Broadcasting is one of those songs. I love them so much.

LIGHTENING IN CLERKENWELL KLAXON 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

How dare it be so damp and muggy to cycle in. My back is dripping.

Just accidentally zipped my chest hair into my top and it had no right to hurt that much.

Just seen a portable leaf blower and Shark company you have a lot to answer for. Death to leaf blowers.

I seem to know a lot of gay men who are Geminis. Not sure what that means but they annoying (complimentary)

Now that I have a larger freezer I can bulk buy good produce when it is on offer and freeze it. Thank you Lidl for the 12* 'nduja pieces I just got. *2

BF wfh on Friday so I am temporarily banished to the bedroom while he is on a call. Fridays are my non-working day, GO TO THE OFFICE

THUNDERSTORMS IN LONDON TONIGHT? Please. Pretty please. 😭

Very funny instants darting off screen when you open messages in the most bootleg way with you’ve got them turned off, like some drunk soot sprite trying to escape. As if this tease is going to make me want to watch them. NO.

Subnautica 2 has sold enough now that krafton has to pay the 250 mil bonus.

@himbiologist.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEMINI KING.

God bless my pool for turning the water temp down 3 degrees. They know where it is at.

I think the best thing about the LGBT+ staff network meetings is getting to clock all the f slurs in the organisation, and turns out there are a lot of them when there's 2500 staff.