20cl Super Bock minis hate to se me coming.

Me playing Expedition 33.

Dad didn’t wear his hearing aids all day. Incredible. 😭

Laughing that the dog also hates the upstairs kitchen at my parents, so whines until we go to the living room to sit soft. I feel you buddy.

Mum on made one tin of sausage rolls 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

The guardian giving Oh Mary! two stars, and then The Terminator 2D: No Fear three stars, are they okay? Are reviewers suffering?

Steve Reed against 4 day working weeks for local councils? The man needs to get fucked and leave Labour.

The Arznac is quiche and Pillion was lots of fun.

Having protestant porridge at work this morning as I've run out of seed mix, and someone threw away my berries from the fridge. T_T

Well

Tomb Raider (2013) I’m only to the first camp under be rock but damn they really put Lara through it. 😭

Sorry having to do two postal blood tests in the same week is evil. Can still get 600 micrometres out of one finger but TWO BRUISED FINGERS. 😭

Cows hate to see me coming.

The Lidl wrapped is soooooo stooopid. I’m laughing so hard at it.

That median. I thought I was pretty bad at playing games this year but 173 achievements puts me quite high. lol.

Reader: it is not a musical and it is AMAZING.

Seeing Oh Mary tonight and someone tried to convince me it’s a musical. Doesn’t it only have ONE song???

Not going to link to it but that guardian article in Robin Ince quitting is actually quite laughable how thinly veiled the writer’s transphobic bias is.

I wonder I could eat Pandoro for breakfast a few times a month all year round would be be that special any more?

Went to bed at 22:30 to try and sleep in but wide awake at 05:18. I really do only need about seven hours sleep. 🥲

Explaining the history of Gondor/Mordor conflict to my husband

Gosh Sudan Archives. Just perfection aren’t they?

Coughs have not right to be so annoying and last so long. I’M BETTER PLEASE LEAVE.

Learnt Photoshop solely to add Santa hats and beards to baby photos.

Rosalía at the 02 in London?

I mean look at them. 😮‍💨

Russell Tovey Rina Sawayama and Mahmood all hanging out? The holy trinity I didn’t know I needed.

Sunny in Manchester in the Monday we are leaving. 😭

Decking for an Airbnb is a really dumb choice. The owner of fully not taking care of it.

Desperately trying to stretch my feet in the club because I’m OLD.

Being ill for a few days got me looking snatched.

500g of pudding rice and 3.5L of milk. Might have ruined my life making this much stove top rice pudding.

Can’t believe one of the big five from Eurovision pulled out. EBU COOKED.

How does Shoreditch still manage to be super feral at night. I thought it was dying. 😭

Very funny to me to not only have a hair catcher in the bath but having to empty it every day because we are two very hairy men.

It would be a very funny bit if 1000s of trans men just started joining to be like, what now then you dumb fucks?

Not the American in the kebab shop pronouncing Adana like A Doner and then getting mad they got the wrong kebab. Girl

Watching the nightmare before Christmas with some friends that hadn’t see it and the way I could (mostly) sing along. How many times must have I watched this film as a kid. 💀

The leech art in BallxPit does not need to go so hard. HORRID. BABY. 😭🥹

Having gone to cooking on gas I can safely say it is a terrible technology and I cannot wait to move back to induction. Gas just doesn't have the accuracy. SHE IS NOT THE ONE

First Pokémon game and first starter

Making a mash potato that uses two "sticks" of better for Friendsgiving, and I am EXCITED.

Just found out I can get a 50% discount on Santander cycles as a Hackney resident. It is OVER for you Lime*

Made spelt poppy seed crackers and they came out really well. 🥹

Is there anything Little Dragon do that I don’t love??? This Funny Cloud collab track.

Was out with the dog when the slush/snow hit and the second I said Home? he was LEADING me at break neck speed home. I know buddy.

Pokémon Legends AZ - I have concluded that while the battle mechanic was initially fun, it is shite. Targeting is messy, furniture gets in the way, having a range on attacks is rubbish, protect/detect is too powerful, and it makes competitive battling a more button mashing affair.

Some ghoul has left the window open in the work kitchen all morning and it is artic when trying to eat lunch. T_T

Very useful having a partner that bakes and loves desserts as I have tiramisu to take to work all this week.