Mrs Hat flashback when?

So nice to wake up dreaming about japes with my best friends Christian Siriano and Garak

Just passed a dead ringer for Timmy Chally but let’s be honest it’s probably too close to Sadlers Wells

Fairly confident that I am not a societal villian but if Louis Theroux asked to interview me I’d probably err on the side of saying no just in case.

So let me get this straight the federation is facing a venereal threat

Do you think that Katy Perry actually liked kissing a girl that much? (Just came on shuffle and sounds like a real relic.)

Tonight’s restaurant told us they couldn’t leave the water carafe on the table because the owner didn’t like it. Wouldn’t have been so annoying if the water glasses weren’t thimbles!

Where can I get the green lost Mary’s that Lee pace is hoofing in foundation season 3?

Sorry but how has no one done a jacket potato full English combo before

Not the child I just passed asking his dad ‘who was England against in the last world war’ like he’s prepping for the next one

Lana releasing something so dumb and unlistenable makes me like her marginally more.

New drag king name Jacob Rees Mogging

'Being detained at your brother's pleasure' will never not be funny

Whoever started the trend of doing only the new album at concerts and paying dust to the greatest hits… I just wanna talk ok.

Sorry but sleeping has all the hallmarks of an addiction. - the more you have the more you want - extreme cases likely to let it affect social life.

Let the old one on The Boyfriend speak a single line challenge.

Not one to grumble about weather as a rule but this relentless wet and dark period is really inflicting maximum psychic damage.

Can’t believe I waited for a woman to invite me to tag along to one of London’s more notorious cruising spots.

Happy for usher and Kendrick and benito but can the Super Bowl people please remember some womens @s next year

Omg has Santa Bunny been?

Mariah singing a Eurovision song at the Olympics could maybe have finally gotten me on board with her if it had happened 5 years ago.

Apple Music really gatekeeping replay 2026 huh

Ben said that the starfleet academy theme tune should be Paris Hilton - bad bitch academy and I’m obsessed.

Sorry but Hudson is kinda reheating me and Charlie’s nachos

I could have been enthused about the VB #1 campaign if had coalesced around This Groove

Referring to people flying in economy as ‘peasants’? It’s an easy unfollow for me.

Went on the website where Stephen traitors got his jumpsuits and literally every item was £400

2026 wardrobe policy is: no more sensible restrained basics. Only statement pieces to make up my 12 traitors looks #thetraitors

Me still posting holiday content to insta

Fascinated as to what made this guy ditch these crocs in the station toilet, and wondering if it’s related to the lack of either hose or toilet paper

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies. I have translated some of the highlights

New drag name - Brandy Beckham

Sorry but shakira in character as gazelle wearing her antlers in the zoo video is sending me.

Who’s Madeline? - everyone watching the bake off final.

Giving last nights chef some streams today after this slapped last night.

When the blessed Madonna was talking about ‘stage 4 Joanne-itis’ my first thought was HOW DO THEY KNOW GAGA’S AUNT WAS A TERF

Sorry to those soapboxers who do threads about Londoners resenting giving up their seats on the tube. A group of women in their 70’s-80’s got on and people were literally jumping up to let them sit down.

Death stranding 3 announcement!

Is there a single sound which produces more a more Pavlovian response than the family fortunes X.

Bad bunny’s top song on streaming features drake… imagine if he platforms him for a clap back superbowl guest spot.

Quite nervous about how the shakira song from zootroplis 2 will stack up vs the shakira song from zootropolis 1

When Gaga finished the show last night with How Bad Do You Want Me… the best TS moment anyone could have hoped for this week.

Liquid ass

‘Red wine on your bedsheets’ Zara Larson confirmed not invited to the afters.

Sent two voice notes yesterday of over 60 seconds, both unprompted. Am I a podcaster now?

*AG Cook voice* brit brit brit brit brit like britcard

Sorry but I am wearing scarf tomorrow 😤

If you see this, post a concert pic you took Janelle Monae, London Roundhouse 2018

I just really think we need a club ready donk remix of this youtu.be/TyHXPNNjd-I?...

And the Emmy for best lead actress in a drama series goes to