It likes the sunlight ☀️

About to become very skilled at jerking off with my right hand

Pre-gym pic for #softiesaturday. There were a lot of hotties in there today but none of them know how to use the machines correctly and there was a lot of strange moans coming from them haha.

Want to come over and stretch me out? 🥵

neeeed to get biggerrrrrrr 💪 🐽 #scs #softcocksaturday

Look who’s finally out of bed

This old vine still lives rent free in my head

I love listening to Mateo and Squidward while on a run

Planned on 4 miles, only did a little more than a 5k. I don’t think I ate enough, was feeling very low on energy

Who’s face am I sitting on first 😈 #latinoass #bubblebutt #culon #cakedup #nalgon #bigbooty

I hate health insurance. What do you mean the more expensive option doesn’t cover anything out of network.

Playing with his hole

Health insurance went up for next year, but the coverage is better. Guess I can’t be too upset. I wonder if they’ll cover a DEXCOM now 🧐

new comfy thong from N2N Bodywear trust, there is a thong in there somewhere #thong #ass

Another queen has released an album today. Allie X!

What else is in the teaches of Peaches?

birthday girl out on birthday walkies 🐕🎂

I’m genuinely curious what caused MTG to flip her rhetoric like this

Bent over in a singlet on hump day 🥵 #humpday

Need some cake for thong Thursday? #thongthursday

Do you ever think about having sex with a friend and then think “fuck those kids would be the most mentally unstable humans out there” 😂

I’d love to get into biking but considering I currently live in a city where drivers don’t respect me when I go for a run, imma be unalived on a bike.

There's room for you, let's stay here in bed for #humpday

Leg day was today btw

Ok next time just @ me 😂 I feel attacked 😂

Between billing 11 hours and my hip flexors screaming at me, leg day did not happen today. I stretched in the hot tub instead 😂

Why is it so fun to see a president crash out in real time

If you see this, post an anime you love

I can’t deny it any longer, having a good record player has ruined music streaming for me.

#humpday ⚪️🐅🔵 @alfonsdovana.bsky.social

Sunday String

Some furry pussy to get your morning going 😈 let me wake you up? 🥵

Fine, here’s hole

Proper gay camping outfit. Sun's out bunz out!

Should I post hole?

Boy, bum, bulge and boner 😛

Holy shit. Didn’t realize I had that kind of energy in me

Sorry I’m late. It’s been a Monday for sure 🫩 #monochromemonday #mcm

I wonder how they’re doing

If you’re text convos with your bestie aren’t like this, idk if we can be friends @itghey.bsky.social

I need a massage

If there's no jazzercise at the function I'm not going

She’s unsure of this song (I know every word)

Idk how I can whisper to the Google home in the kitchen and the one across the house answers. Time to readjust the sensitivity

Yummy cummy coffee ☕️