Your butt photos look even better with the balls 😌

Curving

I am sorry to inform everyone but it was worth it

It’s been a long day. Take care of this for me?

A big ole softie but thousands of feet in the air

Taking matters into my own hands

Horny 🤝 Hotel Room

Ngl but you ask right here ya coward!

Pull it out and share with audience please

Wake up! We have a whole lot of nothing to do today

Turns out I’m wrong. Bloomfies are actually nice

My terrible comfort show is calling me once again

Well 😌

Please be a bossy bottom. I can’t make decisions

I don’t like EST anymore 😔

Sleepless in Seattle? More like Beat in Boston 😌

Nothing like a red eye to make me feel like I am in college again 😌

A massage but you just bounce your balls on me

Just let me hold it with my mouth for a bit

Post win Ashley kind of sucks. Maybe Vince should have won

You good down there?

it’s so weird having abs in certain lighting, i’m so not used to that

It is so nice when a forgotten bloomfs lost to the algorithm pops up again

If I was going to go to a Boston gay bar, where would I go?

Tonight’s workout was too good — now if only these muscles could grow 5x faster 🥵💦

Trying to decide if this years bake off is extra horny or is it just me

It was chest day :)

You whores keep me young 🥰

What is your favorite gym shoe?

Some if yall are almost too hot 🥲

Guess how many fingers I’m holding up?

Yes but only as friends

I haven’t listened to a full Taylor swift album since evermore and it sounds like I should keep it that way?

Just need to swallow tbh

I found dried queso dip on my beard and I fear I am becoming my father

Let’s get spooky 😈

France All Stars and Slaysian Royale really just show how magical all stars should be

Baby Gorgeous meltdown at the dismissed lunch is something else

Body update:

Those hanging balls look really good on you 😌

feelin a lil extra juicy at work today

G'mornin 😪

spooky scary skeletons

I can appreciate all the water sport people. No judgements. But I can barely pee at the urinal when there is someone even remotely in the vicinity. 😭

Me searching for myself on skirkcles on accounts I don’t even follow

I am ready for Cocktober

Locktober but I just lock my phone for a month

I can hold your dick for you as a friend.