honestly it’s fuckin huge

tiddies big enough to deflect bullets

pectoral politics

big tiddy dumbass himbo

look what you made me do #lifeofashowgirl #taylorswift

fuckable

watch the rest on my OF 😏

what would you do to make me make this face?

I keep forgetting to post here

I’m not a straight chaser, I promise. I just pull straight guys because a big bouncy bubble butt exists at the nexus where all sexual orientations meet.

get yourself a man that can do both

that’s a man, maury

wow whatever is in those files must be so much worse than any of us can imagine if he’s declaring war on an american city to get you to talk about something else.

here’s the back

people have asked me to do this femboy maid thing a thousand times so here’s some fan service

GRWM (I’ll be naked the whole time)

feelin myself

glute pump

is this himbo?

woof

being the subject of megalophile fan fiction was not a goal I knew I had before I achieved it

high priestess of gooning

okay so since I have now been informed about skylight I will be posting content here that is not just porn.

the gavin newsom of it all

OF been going crazy this week

25% off for new and returning subs on my OF today ONLY! (that’s like $4 for a huge spank bank guys)

new collab out on my OF

hi

make sure you really get in there

jiggly when wet

wyd if you see this in the locker room showers?

I actually can’t post this anywhere else

book promo thirst traps. buy “the liberty of heretics” on amazon or bookshop.org today. support independent writers and independent himbos.

that’s america’s ass

look up at me

playing with angles

I never do this. but you’ve been good boys.

dream POV?

caught you

a rare glimpse of the pussy. sub to my OF to see it on all its pretty pink glory

my job is to radicalize people against billionaire fascist hegemony using my tits and ass so basically by subbing to my OF you’re doing your part to save democracy

just a big dumb boy with big dumb tits

back by popular demand

alanis thirst trap with political undertones is basically an apotheosis of the discrete entities inhabiting my human form

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back shot

pov: you can’t breathe but you don’t care

heavy cakes

it has come to my attention that I’ve been neglecting you