slow clap

you’re just waiting for me to drop the soap, aren’t you?

if gay no good how come penis in butt feel like a galaxy being born in my soul

a (w)hole meal

heterosexuality test: final boss

it practically moves all on its own

ready to suffocate?

a bit more than instagram saw

pink like strawberry starburst

cumming this friday on OF: @evanjordie.bsky.social breeds me

eat it

the ratio (featuring @scot-e.bsky.social ‘s hand)

an uncropped version of this photo with @scot-e.bsky.social exists somewhere. I’ll let you go find it.

visible abs while sitting down is kinda crazy for me tbh I’ve dropped so much body fat in the past few months (thankfully, almost none of it seems to have come off of my butt)

oiling up my fat cheeks

wobbledy wobble

heavy glutes

3 months of fat loss - intermittent fasting, keto, cardio (sex)

should the lingerie make a comeback soon? 😈

sub to my blue page to watch it get dicked down

new collab with @gymbo3x drops today on OF. don’t miss it.

when he gets up to grab the lube and you’re just locked in waiting

this full collab with @curvedkingx is up on OF on the main feed now for free with sub

I need someone who knows what they’re doing to take some pics of me that don’t look like ass

gymbo having his american psycho moment inside me in front of my hotel mirror. full collab dropping this friday on my OF

y’all seem to like it when I do this so

quick tiddy bounce

my back looks nice here

people who hate porn and onlyfans are people ashamed of their bodies and want everyone else to be just as ashamed of their own.

in a bit of a ho phase

bubblegum pink

@evanjordie.bsky.social looking at his dinner

the version without my hand in the way is on OF

I’m very lucky that my ass is the last place I lose weight from

hi

full length collab with @sirarmas.bsky.social dropped on my OF today. you don’t want to miss this one

breakfast is ready

how it started / how it ended @sirarmas.bsky.social

ilya cakes #heatedrivalry #hollanov

about to be such a good boy for @sirarmas.bsky.social

I am devastated to report that staying in ketosis and a calorie deficit led to a noticeable reduction in body fat while trying to “out-train” pizza and cake did not

pink pussy peeking through

my social media “strategy” in the face of AI influencers and AI porn is just to be completely human. I’m smart and (over) educated. I’m interested in politics, and art, and literature. and I like having sex. I’m going to show you all of it in its most human form.

just sent out this collab with logan on OF. it’s intimate. it’s rough. it’s electric.

the afterglow

I had a lot of fun this weekend

y’all aren’t ready for this

been cutting and lost a lot of fat in my midsection. I was worried that my ass would shrink but I think that fear was unfounded

one more time: it is your right, as an american citizen protected by the second amendment of the constitution to carry a legal, registered firearm to a protest, and it is your right, as an american citizen protected by the first amendment of the constitution to be at that protest

guess we’re doing this now. follow me on upscrolled. let’s see how long this one lasts.