this is the beefiest my arms have ever looked 😭

The Denver lineup for Pride *almost* has me sad that I’m missing it

The basket of condoms at the gay bar:

It’s my birthday but I’m the one serving cake

guess what today is #fcf

it’s friday so we should be making out or something

guess what today is #fcf

me flirting: "So in Mass Effect the big bad guys are called the Reapers and they're a race of sentient machines that..."

bender to fry:

wearing a slutty tank is my favorite part of working out

peekaboo

peekaboo

My view all day

a sweaty soft dick for your weekend

a sweaty soft dick for your weekend

a little dikstracted at work today

bluesky code

sometimes it’s like yay I responded to everyone’s texts now let’s move onto my 30 unopened snaps, innumerable Insta and Bluesky DMs, and also check my carrier pigeon’s little avian backpack. Fuck.

Yall mind if I show my ass?

Here’s my hiker’s butt 🍑

Happy Tuesday Bluesky 🦋

a little dikstracted at work today

me when someone tells me they enjoy feeling how big my arms are

Morning foo!

We’re hanging soon 🫪

for #fcf come get a taste

Out: "I'm into fem tops" In:

for #fcf come get a taste

sorry you need 2FA to fuck this pussy

cake

cake

most of my gym progress gets posted to Instagram, buuuut this is the happiest I’ve been with my body in a minute

a sweaty treat

I impulse bought Slay the Spire 2 and I’m fucking OBSESSED

a sweaty treat

Happy Monochrome Monday Bluesky 🖤🩶🤍 . #monochromemonday #mcm #gaybluesky

i am FERAL today 😮‍💨

G’morning. 🥱

I leave every pup event going “am I pup?”

mine would've come out clean no shade

i zoomed in on the nude you posted btw

#fcf: business edition

how it feels every time I have to respond to “why can’t AI just do it?”

they say mondays are the pits.

If you see this, post a picture(s) of your thighs

If you see this, post a picture(s) of your thighs

Socks and cocks

happy monday