She was a cute weekend though 🥰

Me after a gay camping weekend in the woods:

#fcf is the best part of the week

#fcf is the best part of the week

KPop Demon Hunters is coming to Fortnite and that’s about to be my whole personality for two weeks

how your #humpday post finds me

Bisexual Awareness Month during Latino Heritage Month. I feel like extra powerful today.

PS--Star Magazine, Radar Online, Jason Alexander and the rest of you liars, Ya'll can kiss my lily white southern Louisiana ass!

Sorry neighbors

Who was the designer at Apple who thought this level of opacity was a good idea? I just want to have a chat

Quote this with your best VPL pic

Cardio, done. #fcf, sweaty

Cardio, done. #fcf, sweaty

🖤🖤🖤

Hate when you reach for a grape thinking it’s firm and crisp but then it actually feels like a man’s scrotum in midsummer heat

Me: I’m not going on any more trips this year Also me: Anyways, I’ll be in Palm Springs for October and Dallas for November 😅

iPhone Air:

Just Donald Ducking my way through some chores for #humpday

I would like one attention please

I would like one attention please

Why do we always have to destroy and wreck the hole? Why can’t we ever gently massage it, caress it, love on it? I’m starting a movement.

this shit really is bananas 🍌

Stretching while smoking

Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr. :

it’s #humpday and work is very busy as you can see

Tame Impala with another BOP

it’s #humpday and work is very busy as you can see

checking in for #humpday

‘bluesky is dying’ you’re a middle aged man in florida exclusively posting about trump in AI videos and diaper play at some point the quality of your online experience rests on your own shoulders

Oh hey

Oh hey

brrrlhhhhggggggh

Getting to see @scruffware.duck.dog is always the best 🥹👉🏾👈🏾 Not pictured: our fat cocks before this picture

Getting to see @scruffware.duck.dog is always the best 🥹👉🏾👈🏾 Not pictured: our fat cocks before this picture

Also be sure to take nudes in their bathroom 😘

Also be sure to take nudes in their bathroom 😘

Meet your mutuals, kids. They’re the fucking best & this one really was just an absolute joy in every way 🖤 @twerkforjesus.bsky.social

And now I’m here!

And now I’m here!

D.C. I’ll be in you sooooon

I haven’t posted a softie in awhile, hiii

I haven’t posted a softie in awhile, hiii

Sorry you misread. Not polyamorous, PLOY-amorous. I’m with these men to scheme and plot.

Him: so what do you like to do in bed Me:

I was summoned

I think I love Aunt Gladys

I’m using this as a bat signal