Jeb’s Bush 2.0
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friendly reminder that you never know what the guy next to you in the gym has on underneath
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mourning ☀️
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MinoFlexxx
about 7 hours ago
IM USEFUL FOR ONCE
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the OG pic has 2 pissing down 1’s mouth btw… preserve queer art!!!!
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about 7 hours ago
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neighbor shot down my throat and wished me a happy birthday. good night folks
about 16 hours ago
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putting out for pull day
about 19 hours ago
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🥳
about 21 hours ago
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did it
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2 days ago
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hillary duff releasing “mature” the day before my 28th like damn. ok heard
3 days ago
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just had a really cute bus driver, I’ll forgive this once…
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3 days ago
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I love and uplift public transportation to the fullest but fuck you, CTA, you fugly elusive creatin.
3 days ago
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oopsie
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divinize
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Quote with a 10/10 album
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3 days ago
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whatever happened to gay guy fridays?
3 days ago
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hillary duff, JT, rosalia…
3 days ago
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internet pls find my boyfriend twin
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4 days ago
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send in the clowns
4 days ago
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heard zohran won and impulsively bought a c0ck ring and albo
6 days ago
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adrian.
6 days ago
libbing out with my cock out.
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rest in piss, mr. robot heart 🕊️💕
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6 days ago
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beanie weather
7 days ago
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one day the sadness will end. til then, berry mix fruit snacks before bed.
8 days ago
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was having a shit day and then I made money
8 days ago
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I blocked him ❤️
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8 days ago
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it’s so rare for me to simp for a guy irl so when it happens my body goes into full shutdown and I get the overwhelming urge to vomit
8 days ago
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actually you’re not my romeo…you’re a liar!
8 days ago
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3 loads in my butt and my other hand is giving a high five
9 days ago
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Aldеr
10 days ago
Imagine giving Nick Offerman head in the Criterion Closet 🥺
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scared of all these monsters out 🥺
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10 days ago
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before the month is up 🔒
12 days ago
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I’m with my bitches shaking ass for pounds in london, matter of fact
12 days ago
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just remembered I exist in the same timeline that has birthed motomami
12 days ago
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frankenstein! great gowns, beauuuutiful gowns
12 days ago
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hi pumpkinnn
12 days ago
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put this on my TOMBSTONE
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12 days ago
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making a habit of housing 3 corn dogs before bed is heinous behavior on my part
13 days ago
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perfect fit
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might sit on a cake for my birthday this year
14 days ago
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do you want to know the fucking difference between the sprout and the bean, you dumb bitch?
15 days ago
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as someone that has explored the full range of at-home coffee making, drip coffee with pre ground has stood unmatched
15 days ago
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the picture of dorian gray
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15 days ago
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me trying to impress little edie trade
16 days ago
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the biggest plus to switching back to apple music has been accessing all of my late high school/ college playlists so I can at least sonically not exist in this garbage time ❤️
16 days ago
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I would kill for a paddle ball rn
17 days ago
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guess my costume
17 days ago
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pov: I’m choking u
17 days ago
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I ❤️ fcf
17 days ago
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biking to the circle jerk blasting pj harvey
18 days ago
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otherworldly horny and running off of 2 fruit & nut bars. I am dynamite.
19 days ago
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we need to protect brie larson at all costs
20 days ago
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