chicago is citywide hrny today omggggg

to the three gay guys that wouldn’t shut the fuck up today in the sauna: oh my god shut the fuck UPPPPP

the pose is kinda giving sims avatar with a fat butt in mid-conversation

tried on some of the old favs today to see if they still worked and well..

that guy is someone’s baby girl

he was there but lowkey we both looked chopped so

tove lo chicago date!!!!

wearing an absolutely horrid fit to the gym so if a single cute guy sees me in it I’m purposely dropping a 45 on my foot and making direct eye contact.

late night cravings

idk what skircle is but I really don’t need to see all of y’all’s most replied to accounts. no shade

got told I “exude confidence” and laughed really loud in their face in response

ughh gooner profiles are hot but unfortunately I have no interest in attracting the penis addicted :/

was a liiiiittle too happy to be at work today…

lazy butt 😴

or? …

making it a summer goal to be naked as much as possible and need ALL oomfs’ hands all on deck to keep me on track with it

bowling and fingering will reallyy wear out your thumb

or? …

🥺

green for good luck

if you don’t have the depth necessary to grasp corn nuts then I can’t help you…

pivoting back to shit talking with *casual yet infrequent nudity* now that I’m thawed out from winter and have nasty opinions again

new undies!

🎀

🎀

tryna be a cadbury creme egg this easter 🤭

The arch, the recoil… that’s how it’s done. @sideshowblob.bsky.social

who up?

lazy butt 😴

extra bubbles please 🫧

extra bubbles please 🫧

shaved my beard off so what’s even the point anymore

heads or tails? 📸: @gaysgaze.bsky.social (sorta) wearing: @awrymenswear.bsky.social

how I want to be remembered

I might be a hater but I’m rarely ever wrong!

top era loading 🔋

good girl

good girl

before we had rights, we had taste

Happy #mcm with this shot of @sideshowblob.bsky.social working a #Querelle vibe

heads or tails? 📸: @gaysgaze.bsky.social (sorta) wearing: @awrymenswear.bsky.social

Just posted bunch of nudies of this beauty on my JFF ❤️‍🔥 @sideshowblob.bsky.social

madame web

random ass hell but I wouldn’t mind wearing a muzzle when I’m out at a bar

day off vibes

late night cravings

yelled at a gay guy today

“plans for the weekend?”

today I learned why token from south park’s name is token and I’ve never felt so dumb 💀