YOUR BOYFRIEND IS HERE

drunk from christmas brunch and craving a sweet treat

ho ho ho

met the loml and we proceeded to “wow you’re physique is so…” to him holding me while I got my back CRACKED

he’s going to the cottage

beach day? 👀👀

Happy hump day

shoulder popped out for a sec today during incline press so I’m getting dunkin and acting like that never happened

beef…it’s what’s for dinner

my winter scent goals are to smell like toasted marshmallow, cayenne and cobble stone after a light rain

heated rivalry uniting my two great loves (gay sex and the reminder album by feist)

help me put my tree up? 🎄

like idgaf I’m sitting on that lap

we need to have a discussion about 90’s suge knight because I just had to take a moment during the diddy doc series to howl like a starving jackal

how…do I… uhh… become this?? 😳

kinda want to go to bump just to be naked and show off the recent build…

#MonochromeMonday ft. @sideshowblob.bsky.social 📸: Yashica D on Delta 3200

got the sonic coins knocked out of me so I’m rewarding myself with pizza

having quite the gay guy weekend

“I’m fine” - @sideshowblob.bsky.social 📸: Yashica D on Delta 3200

JADE!!!!

my christmas card this year 🫶🏿

Frolicking in the snow with @sideshowblob.bsky.social ❄️ 📸: Yashica D on Delta 3200

Wink @sideshowblob.bsky.social

the amount of jenna maroney reaction pics I’ve nabbed today feels like an early xmas

goodnight chat <3

dirty bulk in progress *got panda express twice today*

at the same time yup

it’s that serious

I went home, smoked the rah rah, and blocked her on everything

80085

thanks, chat!!!

got cut from work today for the winter storm. should I play with my butt, chat?

HEATED RIVALRY

just bought a $13 tuna wrap and kinda want to kick my ass for it

not to be gay as shit but the switch from sepia to technicolor in the wizard of oz is such a gag

last track???!?

sorta need a cow print bikini idk

I’m a squirmer 😔

starting to get acknowledged by bears

opening this app at a family function to a post from OlderBroDongGooner

heads or tails?

ok how do I recreate this lol

the knots in my back probably read like braille at this point …

someone yell at me to go gym

who can say if I’ve been changed for the better but, because I knew you I got a $15 referral code for kickboxing

my wife and child ❤️

did my local fire fighters just see a wig and multiple pairs of lingerie on my table? yes. do I regret doing my due dillengence and calling in my carbon monoxide detector going off? no ❤️

say something nice

bought and resold the same party ticket all in less than 12 hrs