mourning ☀️

IM USEFUL FOR ONCE

the OG pic has 2 pissing down 1’s mouth btw… preserve queer art!!!!

neighbor shot down my throat and wished me a happy birthday. good night folks

putting out for pull day

🥳

did it

hillary duff releasing “mature” the day before my 28th like damn. ok heard

just had a really cute bus driver, I’ll forgive this once…

I love and uplift public transportation to the fullest but fuck you, CTA, you fugly elusive creatin.

oopsie

divinize

Quote with a 10/10 album

whatever happened to gay guy fridays?

hillary duff, JT, rosalia…

internet pls find my boyfriend twin

send in the clowns

heard zohran won and impulsively bought a c0ck ring and albo

libbing out with my cock out.

rest in piss, mr. robot heart 🕊️💕

beanie weather

one day the sadness will end. til then, berry mix fruit snacks before bed.

was having a shit day and then I made money

I blocked him ❤️

it’s so rare for me to simp for a guy irl so when it happens my body goes into full shutdown and I get the overwhelming urge to vomit

actually you’re not my romeo…you’re a liar!

3 loads in my butt and my other hand is giving a high five

Imagine giving Nick Offerman head in the Criterion Closet 🥺

scared of all these monsters out 🥺

before the month is up 🔒

I’m with my bitches shaking ass for pounds in london, matter of fact

just remembered I exist in the same timeline that has birthed motomami

frankenstein! great gowns, beauuuutiful gowns

hi pumpkinnn

put this on my TOMBSTONE

making a habit of housing 3 corn dogs before bed is heinous behavior on my part

perfect fit

might sit on a cake for my birthday this year

do you want to know the fucking difference between the sprout and the bean, you dumb bitch?

as someone that has explored the full range of at-home coffee making, drip coffee with pre ground has stood unmatched

the picture of dorian gray

me trying to impress little edie trade

the biggest plus to switching back to apple music has been accessing all of my late high school/ college playlists so I can at least sonically not exist in this garbage time ❤️

I would kill for a paddle ball rn

guess my costume

pov: I’m choking u

I ❤️ fcf

biking to the circle jerk blasting pj harvey

otherworldly horny and running off of 2 fruit & nut bars. I am dynamite.

we need to protect brie larson at all costs