Scott 🔥

Assume anything you want about me. I assure you, it’s all true.

Goddamnit, Donut.

This is my Barbenheimer.

I’ve been busy.

She saved the world. A lot.

Happy 40th to my favorite legend. #legendofzelda

One of the dumbest things I have ever made, but I made it for @graysonsyd.bsky.social for Valentine’s Day. Posted at his request. 🧡

Good boys are just fleshlights with feelings

Timezones are so weird. Australia is in 2026, Canada is in 2025, and the United States is in 1939.

A birthday gift for the inkredible @spiderspun.bsky.social because he always draws me such tentacular squids on my birthday. Happy birthday, my friend!

Maybe, someday.

I'd come out to her.

It’s about damn time.

Every gay relationship has the bf who posts online constantly and the bf who hardly ever posts

🌝🌗🌚

The energy today💥

There’s been so much good music lately.

I hope this email kills us both

too much of a creampie enthusiast to ever participate in something as silly as no nut november.

Ready to throw some tables. #halloween

I guess I’ve kinda been sleeping on #jocktober.

graysonDEN, once again. ✌️

He’s gone international again.

Drawtober Part Four… The Spellbound Princess. #drawtober

About to squeeze approximately 27.5 days into 4 working days.

Moo with me.

Drawtober Part Three… The Mushroom Fairy. #drawtober

It’s good to be hole.

huge slut for spooky shenanigans.

Drawtober Part Two… The Toad Astrologer. #drawtober

Finally making my boyfriend watch all of Buffy with me.

Self-care is taking yourself out to go see a horror movie.

Meow meow. 🖤

The best part about working out on a public holiday is that nobody else seems to want to.

Drawtober Part One… The Candlelit Messenger. #drawtober

Accidentally summoned a spirit whilst doing laundry.

ME [more burnt out than I’ve ever been in my life]: okay no problem

So mote it be.

Apocalypse, fuck me up.

It’s officially spooky season.

I am powered exclusively by Tim Tams and spite this week.

Quote this with your best VPL pic. I’ll bite with this one too.

commissioner gave me the go-ahead so they’re now on patreon 🫡

A birthday gift for the one and only @graysonsyd.bsky.social - he’s more super than a whole team of Mighty Mutant X-Rangers. Now everyone wish him a happy birthday and compliment him, please. #powerrangers #xmen

Did the crabs carry him away?

I am not a jellicle cat.

Having an entire cinema all to yourself for a horror film is like heaven.

Another week of playing “Where the hell in Australia is @graysonsyd.bsky.social today?”.

My thick thighs murdered another pair of pants. 😔