This is the Slack equivalent of straight guys stretching and their shirts ride up exposing a little hairy tummy

Last night I took too big of a hit of my vape and it’s literally the highest I’ve ever been. I nearly passed out. Some moments I couldn’t talk to move but was thinking clearly. It was terrifying tbh. Going to take this as a sign to cut back. I never want to be that high again.

Cain Culto is so fucking gay in the best way and with actually good music to back it up? Ready for him to blow up.

Can I get a sanity check? Is "riced out" racist? At best its derogatory and pejorative, but I feel like its also kind of very racist.

PLURIBUS is fucking AMAZING. I hope it keeps momentum!

Hey real quick, do you think this kid is going to grow up to be a 🚬

I will say, I CANNOT WAIT for "Badlands is woke" takes. Its basically... **PLOT SYNOPSIS SPOLIERS** ...Queer (as in odd) son of toxic masculine family wants to be accepted by toxic dad, so he goes out to find this masculine McGuffin but ends up with a found family and accepting his queerness.

Begonia is fucking nuts. I had no idea where the story was going. Predator Badlands isn’t bad, it’s just not creative. Joseph Campbell would have been like “nah bit predictable”. Cinematic whiplash going from a movie I had no idea what was going to happen, to one where I guessed every beat.

I missed #humpday I’m so sorry. Please take it out on me.

Nearly done with this workout program and the results have been crazy

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP www.slashfilm.com/2018573/star...

Fuck Newsom and any other Dem who thinks trans issues should be avoided. Queers came out to support Mamdani, and they’ll come out again if they’re treated like, ya know, people.

Let’s fucking gooooooo!

🎉 Rest in Piss, shit goblin🥂

The fact that this is being hosted on an actual government website while people starve and insurance premiums skyrocket should make your blood boil.

Live Laugh Louvre

Capitalism? Oh honey, more like capital ‘Tisim.

I didn’t need it 😌🫰

Disney is saddened at the passing of Brianna Wu. A wake is to be held on Sunday. The casket will remain closed unless the leopard poops out enough salvagable tissue.

The only pics from last night that don’t involve my back being broken

Any of my medicated ADHD moots also do poppers? I don’t typically the latter, but I’m wondering if I should avoid tonight since I took my meds this morning

Cold outside rn so why not stay somewhere warm instead? #humpday

‼️ATTENTION‼️ 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉PUSSY😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 DICK🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 I made these

Oh let’s fucking GO

Have you successfully hooked up with someone you met at the gym? I’ve tried twice now and it’s blown back so badly that the gym is now on the “dont shit where you eat” list

Cold outside rn so why not stay somewhere warm instead? #humpday

I hope this email kills us both

You have 24 hours to delete this photo of me before I take action.

Oh no. I’m horny again.

My Lyft driver has this on his dashboard and I’m 💯 sure it’s ritualistic

I’m not a bottom. I’m not a top. I’m a dedicated team player who thrives in a fast-paced environment.

The best candy bar. I won’t be taking questions.

TGI #FCF

Went to get my body pillow and realized it fell into his dog bed. It’s his body pillow now

Spent the day at the Halloween parade and street festival.

Are we still shaving our balls or nah?

Spent the day at the Halloween parade and street festival.

Watching my elderification in real time as I approach 40. Zevia Ginger Ale and Gin

I’m so glad they’re leaning into the supernatural in S2. The games always flirted with it, so I’m glad it’s more in focus in the show.

Twisted Metal is an amazing show, but their dedication to Axel is perfect. Also Quattro is Knight Rider. Incredible.

Oh fuck bro I’m cumming

Wha the fuck is a Moment on Scruff? I keep seeing PNs about it but I can’t find it in the app??

😠

Dimensional #Jocktober

OH MY GOD DEATH it’s spelled D-O-N-A-L-D not Diane. Not D’Angelo. DONALD.

Oh just heard the phrase "You've got to kill the cop in your head" when talking about putting every interaction on blast "We dont need to invite the judge, the jury, and the executioner into every human interaction. You have to kill the cop in your head. This level of surveillance is cop behavior"

Had a great Pride! ✅ Hung out with friends ✅ Did something every day ✅ Took today off ✅ Made out with a boy

I sometimes wear pants

He needs attention

Absolutely feral today. Please someone make me ***