Watching this young straight couple on their first or second date. He’s in a cute colorful button down with blue sneakers and jeans, and she’s wearing a lululemon top and leggings. Men get (rightfully) burned for not putting in effort but it swings both ways.

Just remembered that time I was in a one shot D&D game on Zoom and one of the other players ran a popular “down-low dudes” sites. He slid into my DMs so fast and the first time I spoke he lost all interest. lol. Yes Martha guys can look butch and speak in purse

People out here calling themselves himbos with a full ass PhD in a bioscience smh

lol, lmao even apple.news/Az-qgGRWzS-y...

lol. The Epstein Files that were recently released by the DOJ were improperly redacted, with many just being black rectangles drawn in Adobe over the file. People are writing scripts to unredact the files and files are being deleted after being live on the site. They cant even corrupt correctly

The guys from Heated Rivalry are giving me XY Magazine and because of that I don’t think I’m as hot for them as other people. You can’t take me back to XY, I refuse to go.

I heard it’s Friday.

MAGA is mad a photojournalist simultaneously 1) didnt use photoshop to remove Leavitt's lip filler injection marks or 2)accuse him of adding lip filler injection marks. Gender-affirming care for me but not for thee! www.thedailybeast.com/vanity-fair-...

The only instance where deadnaming is not only acceptable, but expected.

Back from Palm Springs. Spent the week in 80 degree weather and back just in time for ice. Weeeee 😩

Managed to not get laid in Palm Springs. WHEW.

Maybe the guys I shared a joint with want to hook up, but maybe not because I’m bad at signals but maybe because I’m super dense when it comes to flirting.

I won a round of drag bingo

Trash

If eating ass were an Olympic sport, I'd bring home the gold 🏅

Found my new favorite underwear

Wow, this was….. awful.

Somehow, I’ll survive this December vacation. ☀️🌊🏝️

Gay guys, stop forcing your kinks into public spaces: Stop bringing your fetish content into the gym. Wearing compression underwear with no shorts. Singlets meant for fucking. Yea, you’re hot. Your ballsack sweat stain on the leg press isn’t needed. Thanks. I love kink but there’s a limit.

we're next in line for takeoff and the captain comes on to say the issue wasn't actually resolved, so we need to turn back and switch planes out of an abundance of caution. This is why I have trust issues!

The older I get the more of a nervous flyer I become. Delayed on the plane for an hour for a maintenance issue. They were able to fix it but that always makes me nervous 😟.

Needing a big man to crush me. Conversely, needing to find a smol man to crush.

Holy fuck what an incredible movie. Best Actress is going to either Glenn Close or Kerri Washington. They were a PHENOMENAL

Are you telling me corn bred this?

Ruth Bator Goonsburg

Did cupping for the first time in years and now I look like I got jumped by an octopus

🌾👀🌾

Another day Another: Fuck Spotify www.avclub.com/spotify-stan...

There’s a whole god damn Kill Bill mini-movie in this season of Fortnite 😳🤯

Don’t have body dysmorphia? Haha, get one, bitch. (I was sick for three days + thanksgiving left overs, I now feel like a walrus)

Morning glory (hole)

Happy #fcf. Hope you’ve got room for more stuffing.

God Im so tired of people talking about other people's bodies. This INCLUDES Meghan Trainor. Just let her be. Christ.

My massage therapist complimented* how tight** I*** am**** 🫦 *expressed casual concern **stiff ***literally everything from my neck to quads ****are

90 min full body deep tissue massage done. Now chicken nugget.

Absolutely incredible use of using smart UI to encourage the bellcurve of the population to read the Epstien emails without having to make people pour through a .gov website. jmail.world

Happy hump day.

Good boy

One neuro-divergent trait I HATE is that out of nowhere, on a wonderful day, I’ll get overcome with anxiousness and nervousness. My body just decides fight-or-flight mode is a good reaction to a gentle breeze and window shopping.

One of my favorite gym people are guys who wear weightlifting belts as corsets. We love gender affirming clothing

You’ll never guess what I did tonight

This is 40 but it’s just mild eczema on your balls

He is very smart

Help me pick some new bumper magnets (1 of 2)

Plur1bus isn’t looking so bad rn