The air quality is so god awful in PTown. Of course every place is packed and I need to shout, but this sore throat is making that impossible

Yay or nay

Doing the thing I came to Ptown to do, lie in bed.

PTown days 1 and 2

Curious to hear Mitch McConnell's comments on the passing of Lindsey Graham.

BREAKING: Lindsey Graham’s sudden death reveals everyone’s wake-up time on Sundays.

Live footage from Ptown youtu.be/Zyrpd1sGnTg

Packing for ptown and I just keep getting distracted

Please circle back on this dick

Why are sauna sweat prints so hot 🥵

:/

Almost was a victim of a savvy $1000 “missed jury duty and now you need to pay a bond” scam. Whew!

Shopping carts at Costco need to have car horns

Straights will never know the anxiety that comes with matching your speedo with your ballcap

Having margaritas so that means one thing! Drunk online shopping!

What do we think of the necklace

Work in finance, call me day trade

The ONLY acceptable use of AI music generation; making old timey songs about shoving hotdogs in your asshole. youtu.be/M1K3n6a8XjY?...

Happy pride month

Just had someone spoil that *big thing* Supergirl and I swear to god 💢 I wish I didn't know about it!

What do we think of the necklace

Buying necklaces to feel something other than crippling sadness.

I need to get back to talk therapy. This depression has been kicking my ass. I got so in my head Saturday evening at the bar, I left and crashed out so hard I was just sobbing at 2am.

Instagram ads got me girls

Did a gym again. When does this cure the dysmorphia?

Really wanting a 3D printer 😬

Speaking of seats, the gym is working

Fuck the police. Please don’t tell my gym I did this.

One of the sweetest, kindest guys I know is running a fundraiser stream to support his move. If you like sweet, hot nerds, tune in and follow! twitch.tv/shayhart

I feel like the LGB and T get picked on way too much. We need a yhe QIA+ side to get their fair share. (This is a joke)

Speaking of seats, the gym is working

Oh hey your seat is here

Speaking of sperm, this stuff tastes SO GOOD. Fuck.

We are NOT using 'sperm' as a verb in 2026. I don't care how many abs you have, if you want to "sperm in that hole" you're done.

There IS a difference between “concert scream” and “I’m being murdered scream” and I WISH people would learn it! 😤

So wet at Evanescence 💦

“Call her Bammy cause she jerking on my oxtail” is that anything?

Ahh this is why so many queers coke

I’ve gotten 5, maybe 6 hours of sleep every night for the last week. I’m exhausted and have a concert tonight. Pray for me

Keke Palmer & ‘Hot Ones’ host Sean Evans were spotted on a dinner date in New York, TMZ reports.

Duane Keiser (American Artist, born 1966) "Mandarin and Water", 2022. Oil on Board, 9" × 8". Private Collection. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

RIP David Hockney

another Happy Pride Month, Hippies! Anthony Hurd (American, b. 1975) "Feeling One's Oats," 2024 acrylic on canvas 26 x 32 in.

“Speakerphone” just annihilating my auditory ossicles all day

me joining 20 discords, but never participating

This is Flip-Flop Fury, a physics-based projectile steering indie game where you hurl footwear at despicable targets! Coming to Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3608830/... by indie dev @shapeshifterdgt.bsky.social

Dad is proud of you

This is actually the secret chord that David played and it pleased the Lord

:/