literally everything he says is a confession.

Everyone is so hot

I hope Martha's doing OK.

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Hey guys I don’t know how to say this but today I lost my best friend, my instapot. It’s a really tough time so please keep us in your thoughts in this difficult time

There are two wolves inside me, and they both want CoooOOOOOOOooookie Crisp. @aquarian24.bsky.social got us with this one lmao

Presidents Day is coming up and the grim reaper could do the funniest thing.

Horny! At the Lego store

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

Had a nice time at the symphony last night, only to be smacked by the worst case of feeling like a failure and imposter syndrome I've had in years. Whew. And I have a semi-important presentation to give today. And I have a new important project I need to wrap up in 2 weeks. 😮‍💨

HEVY saw it first

Rachel McAdams in Red Eye. That's the post

“Had an abortion, search for female” www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

This is bizarre. This hasn’t happened since 9/11. Why would the government need to close El Paso airspace for 10 days? My guess, they’re disappearing ICE detainees.

I am heartbroken to share that Danny passed away. He was my partner and my home. We spent 3 years building a life and a family. We were engaged and planning our future. I grieve the love we shared and the life we built. Please keep his memory alive and keep me in your prayers. gofund.me/3ca8fb891

Someone said “are you gooning me?” with the same cadence of “are you kidding me?” and I’m sorry to say it’s in my lexicon now.

Saw the vanity plate JZYNANA and I’m still giggling The elderly woman driving the car either loves jazz or

Being gay is many things, including looking great and not being happy at the same time I contain multitudes

“Well in John’s letter to the Corinthians he said that homosexuality is a sin” “Why would I care? I’m not a Corinthian. And who writes a letter to an entire civilization. And who are you for reading their mail?”

Holy shit. I can't believe it. A cute lil guy is reading this!

Starfleet Academy may be the best NuTrek yet. I'm very surprised at how much I enjoyed ep1.

you okay, Amazon

I can’t believe I have to say this in 2026 but please don’t watch TV while you drive ffs

NO

New gym shorts! What do we think?

If fascism is back fashion, then so the protest songs

I should close some tabs huh

Ossoff: "This is a seismic event. This should have people across the country absolutely shook. This is a huge deal. This is an FBI raid on the Fulton County Elections office ... This is a shot across the bow at the midterm elections. He tried to steal power when he lost it in 2020."

Welp I got the gooner wolf Fortnite skin: Lean build Rubber short shorts Panting tongue

Im turning 40 on Wednesday! Babes over 40, how are your 40s compared to your 30s

Them: Ive gotten so fat over the holidays. Also them:

Im not here to police one's own body image, but fellow gays, if you have visible abs, please stop calling yourself fat and a chunk and etc. I know you're probably not posting that looking for validation, but know that if you literally have visible abs by definition, you are not fat.

"I asked ChatGPT" Why not instead ask me instead over a nice glass of amontillado, I have a cask in my basement if you'll just follow me

THEY LIVE (1988, John Carpenter)

We're here.

they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.

My birthday is Wednesday 😌

Via Cerebrocast

Looking for recommendations for heated blankets and weighted blankets!

I’m wine drunk. AMA

Literally had to have a guy who was giving me signals all night all over to me and say “Hey! You’re the birthday boy right? Can I **** your **** in the bathroom?” And you know what, I really appreciated the directness

We are hurtling towards Something Bad

Peakaboo

Attention. It is a wittle baebe.

I’m available for OF editing