New gundam done!

My dog won the MacArthur Genius Grant!

Okatsuka posted the censorship rules for the controversial comedy festival, noting how many "You can’t say anything anymore!" comedians have signed on. www.avclub.com/riyadh-comed...

It's pretty wild to me that investigators have uncovered that anti-trans campaigns are largely funded by the fossil fuel industry, and that the presumed motivations are pretty directly to redirect the public conversation away from climate change... and that this isn't bigger news.

I’m at my building’s gym looking like absolute shit and there’s a guy who looks like an ottery James Harden in a retro athletic crop top, shorty shorts and glasses 🥵 Why must I only dress slutty at the gym half the time?!

From the vault because, again, lazy #fcf

its finally her time

horny as hell but also lazy as fuck

Y'all ever go through your saved reaction photos? When would I ever have used this...

When Steve Lamplough heard a commotion outside his south-west Victorian home, the last thing he expected to see was a joey koala riding his dog like a racehorse.

Some transgender people see only darkness in front and behind them. The current climate is especially accelerating this. Transgender people just want to love the people they love and live their lives as themselves. Let's all join hands and change the world🫶🌏🫶

Seeing sexy art like this makes me feel less anxiety about having a limb difference 🥹!

TIL there's a huge major comedy show in Saudi Arabia happening and also that Zach Woods remains a king

I was bemused by this guy at first, because sometimes a woman is hot to me, but I noticed he only comments on white guys encouraging us to be dads “for our ancestors”. I’m gonna be extra gay out of spite

A regular who’s who of guys who are dying to call you a faggot

Proud to be endorsed by @lgbtqvictoryfund.bsky.social in this race and to continue down the path of progress: LGBTQ+ voices belong in the halls of power, and I will use mine to protect all of our rights and freedoms.

birria ramen, they could never make me hate you

Look at Toad. His edible is just starting to take hold and he needs to tell Frog that instead they should watch Big Trouble in Little China

I love XG music videos so much because they’re like a cvnty lil Kpop acid trip m.youtube.com/watch?v=8cEd...

bro lemme top you, it’ll be funny

the real question is does wolverine’s suit have a seat belt attachment because i’m trying to go for a ride

average night at the casa

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Physical media is under appreciated

“The no loads refused cumdump we’re launching is going to be disruptive, and lie at the intersection of storytelling and data driven insights. Watch this space”

“Here’s how a flip fuck opened my eyes to productivity, a 🧵”

Bluesky is LinkedIn for slutty queers

the Amtrak cruising stings caught an NYPD officer cranking hog with other dads. I’m not into cops, but damn that must’ve been like an IRL Joe Gage film

It should not be ignored that the Cubs have a Nazi sympathizer at third base, that he hides behind the cover of “faith” in his defense, and we don’t have a media that actively presses people on their heinous beliefs

if I’ve been this hairy, horny and musky with clinically low T for my entire life, I’m almost worried what’s gonna happen when I start TRT next month. Might be an actual werewolf for Halloween

🙋🏾‍♀️ Glinda, is it true you were her friend? 👸🏼 Yes [The CROWD is shocked.] 👸🏼 I-I mean, I did know her. That is, our paths did cross... 👸🏼 ...At JavaScript

Finally have some actual free time, and I’m gonna be bad* and act like a huge slut**, just absolute depravity*** 😈 *sit quietly listening to Lo-fi beats while assembling a gundam model **scroll Sniffies briefly, but decide on a long bate instead ***make a stew and watch a Miyazaki movie

This is the best news to come out of one of my fandoms in FOREVER! Yes!

I saw Goody Proctor with the Tylenol!

I moved my smut collection to near my work desk, so now when I take a second to change tasks or have a quick break, I see Mack’s warm, dad gaze. I imagine he’s giving me gravel-voiced encouragement during the day

me when I’m forced to go to an improv show

LOL

Beef Strokinoff

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

I can’t wait for the Rapture today

to the lovely, well-dressed woman in my building’s courtyard this morning smoking a fat doobie at 10am and petting my dog, how dare you make me feel even an iota of heterosexual attraction

Lucy Lawless deserved an Emmy for this. “Lucy looked amazing, and she was amazing as me. So I could not have been happier,” Stevie has said about the skit: www.theringer.com/2020/05/26/t...

When there’s a slight breeze, he likes to go on the patio and face the wind like a lil sea captain on the bow of his ship