Manny Machado bravely comes out as a side

need

ah, I was wondering why the NYT was having a panic attack yesterday lol

the only pride set that matters tbh

these are getting weird

Why does imperfect have to mean cruel and degrading, racist and misogynistic? Imperfect is fine. Former addictions, financial difficulties, broken marriages are normal imperfections.

“You faggots better vote for the Nazi tattoo domestic abusing merc who used gay slurs or there won’t be pride anymore ever again!” Being American is cool, and fun!

I think a lot about what Carl Sagan said in one of his final interviews.

Uniqlo’s least cool employee

Actual conversation between me and @thebearupthere.bsky.social Me: What do you think the most luxurious letter is? It’s gotta be “V” Husbear: hmm it could be “L”? Me: No, “L” doesn’t have the range! It’s lowercase is an “I” HB: on three, what’s the cvntiest letter! 1, 2, 3 . . . In unison: Q!

Mother Nature serving cvnt

We honestly should be at least a sequel or two into the D&D movies franchise after Honor Among Thieves. Finding out the final battle scene was entirely turn based and watching game mechanics IRL filled me with such joy and I love the way they got old fans and new involved.

I think southern USA has breakfast figured out. There is truly nothing like some good country fried steak and eggs, fresh biscuits, and sausage gravy. Given I need a nap after breakfast, but my mouth started watering just typing this.

Sorry, wait... Yvie Oddly is pro-AI?

Damn looks like I gotta play Star Fox 64 all day

Bears it’s time to wear those cargo shorts with the boxers poking out the top again they were actually sexy I’m sorry society told you otherwise

I’m built different than other bears

People like Kane and many many others that do care about human art and the creative process have been a beacon of hope while trying to navigate making art in this current climate.

By Jim Benton

Perfect weather for doing nothing and recovering

@thebearupthere.bsky.social is the best partner! I don’t know what I’d do without him! I love him so much!!

I hate the Final Fantasy battle systems that are not turn based. The extra time is nice for smoking a bowl, and for me action based systems aren’t as fun.

Liberals can’t stop being homophobic even during pride month.

this coming from the guy behind the #1 film in the world right now (and youngest director to ever have that honor) while a lot of the hollywood old guard is happily hyping up AI and entering into deals with AI companies is hot and sexy

Oh no. My physical therapist is a cute otter jock bro that’s shorter than me and loves anime.

Okay, but seriously, the Dad Craving™️ is overtaking me. It’s becoming an issue

Cooped up during the summer is going great

Decided to watch the OG Backroom web series super late at night. I am so tired this morning and also terrified

I was genuinely looking forward to that shirt. No hard feelings, it’s the internet, but I am genuinely bummed.

I am entirely here for Woke 2.0 puck

Happy Pride Month. If you're a gay man, please remember your power. People often think that gay men are innately fashionable, which means if you wear some stupid shit for long enough, straight people, including homophobes, will copy you and then you can laugh at them.

anti-fajita signage

I joke about the teen takeover, but ppl not in Chicago should understand that this is an insane thing to do. There have been “takeovers” on the South Side w/much smaller response for months. The main motivation here is racism. The north side beaches are being closed to keep mostly POC teens away.

the teen taking over the beach

The only upcoming deity-based video game I’m interested in hearing about revolves around this diva

The energy I’m bringing to the cumdump

Sorry for being extra today. I just really need a guy over 50 to call me good boy and jizz on my beard

I think I’m going to create a gooning themed outdoor wellness persona called “Pat E. Goonia”

This is why I only idolize one man.

Sorry for genuinely asking a question about the article you posted about Pattie Gonia. I dunno if I deserved to be blocked for it. Sorry you got all that fabric for the shirt I commissioned, I was really looking forward to it

Misrepresenting trademark law is drag, mama

I pray the 173-acre Armillaria gallica mushroom in the UP rises up and defends my second favorite state from this garbage

NASCAR IML Weekend! We’re driving cars and running trains!

Pawnee Sun-ass headline

Happy Pride Month!

Truly. I taped this SNL episode just for this youtu.be/hCOSejS1SSY?...