More fillers and work done than a queen brought back to all stars.

Seems pretty split. Does anybody know if this would be a good use case for The Substance?

*desire to top intensifies*

always saying this

Both versions of me endorse the quantum sex dungeon

Vacillating between options contemplating the hardest decision of my life: should I get a hair cut?

Happy Thick Dick Thursday from me and my thick dick

Can any reporters call Sirius XM and ask for their comment on platforming this disgusting ghoul?

without downloading any new pics, describe your gender

You got it. What are you gonna do to it?

mounting a beefy dad would fix me

You left out the furry

If you weren’t able to see the northern lights, store bought is fine

It would be funny if he truth social’d “chat am I cooked”

Hear me out: reverse cumdump

CUM Handsfree

How you should be ending #HumpDay

Don’t see how that’s any of my business

Goonfellas

this is not what melania meant when she said be best!

Topping is so crazy like woah i’m really inside of you..

So, uh, the Jed Rubenfeld referenced here was disciplined by Yale Law for sexually harassing students. He's married to Amy Chua who among other things took to the pages of the NYT to defend Kavanaugh when he was under fire for sexually harassment. Ken Starr, well we know. This is just incredible.

New York Times killed Weinstein and Epstein stories but just asked Ms Rachel if she was funded by Hamas.

They call me “The Milkman”. . . Not really, but it’s real fun milkin’ @pupperstucker.bsky.social cameradad: @fuzzpuds.bsky.social

many such cases

🔥 You can see and hear how it got super slurpy all our juices mixed together 🤤 @thejackstacked.bsky.social chudai wataa

The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.

A hot NY 3some What more could you want? 🍑 @gunnargates.bsky.social 🍆 @boonebronson.bsky.social 🍆 @downunderbri.bsky.social

I know it's just dopamine But it feels so real to me

greasy wednesday hog

a bit wound up and on edge today apparently 😅😅😂. gonna talk to some pornography about it

Shields! SHIELDS!

One day, I’m going to find Chris Elliott at some low rent meet and great and thank him for his performance as a person with a similar disability that ensured I’ve had people asking to see my “strong hand” my entire life. Thank him loudly, and will likely need to be escorted away bc I’m so thankful

The issue isn’t buff dudes existing, it’s buff dudes taking a thing specifically for fat dudes, and instead of using their own spin on it by using like Machamp, they used blastoise and posted with captions like “look how bulky I am!” with their flat bellies. You guys know that shit is toxic. Cmon

Thank god you’re here to advocate for hot muscle guys, a voiceless group in the gay community

Is this that show Boots I keep hearing about?

If you’re a buff guy and you feel called out by the blastoise comic, congrats now you feel what fat or disabled gay guys feel all the fucking time. Spare me.

In this one, they destroy Runway Teen’s highly regarded political reporting apparatus, and there’s gowns too

Open wide 🤎💦 #sweater #cum #fcf

Heads up, likely to be posting/reskeeting more racy content than normal moving forward. Feeling a million times hornier lately

Our editorial stance is kidnappings are bad. This is not Real Journalism because it's important to be neutral about atrocities

Doing a music video where the theme is “what if the girl from The Ring was cvnty?” Is why Sunmi will always be mother

“RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!! EVERYTHING ELSE IS A DISTRACTION!!!111” The right doesn’t care and the left already knows. He encourages ppl to be racist and cruel, they’ll defend him even if he punches all of their moms in the face. Nothing will stick because he’s good for ratings and media needs him

cummin all krazystyle

He’s such a hunk

I love when he does an upside down boop

If this is what they are doing with the AI, what do you think they are doing with the much simpler and easier to control algorithm that chooses which posts you see and which of your posts are seen by others?

Super great chest day, sweaty sloppy post-gym bate and now pierogis.