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Gender is a performance and I'm

Incest rp is great, cause if it's ever going bad, you can just stand up and be like, "whelp kiddo, gotta go to the store for some cigarettes" then stop responding

i think i lost the pen to my computer tablet huh

be jealous of my power, whelps

voted the most likely to have blank canvas anxiety

oh mommy?

all in a days work of being a weird pervert (endearing)

it's my time

i had a nice salad for dinner yesterday and i think that much health was a shock to my gut biome

i was convinced by my mom to make a pepperoni and hot honey pizza so if i don't post again after today that's what happened

i think the church needs to invent thanksgiving hymns so i don't have to hear christmas music this early

i genuinely think he's not over soulja boy and his insane descent into being "the world's okayest right wing game developer" is the result of a rapper thinking the time mechanic was "funny"

what cartoon character should i lust after today

I should put my dropout subscription to use so I'll continue watching Game Changer oh and it's the Make Jess Cry episode so it's time for ME cry as well now goodbye

I'm finally watching superman goddamn whys this movie got me sobbing

Wankko #furry #art #animaniacs #furryart

oh man I can't wait to not watch this and be around my friends who also aren't going to watch it

I need these two, carnally

a "YouTuber" greeting the audience

you turn around and see me looking at you like this wyd

Yeah I looked upon Cthulhu's dread visage and I was fine. Big octopus on a man's body. Not exactly "difficult to comprehend." Maybe you guys should go outside more idk

I feel like people just enjoy being aggressive when talking to me online.

Still on the otter brainrot Her name is now Nova

in the Pokemon Legends: Z-A 1.0.2 patch they finally added the dicks and pussys to the pokemon

who up erecting they piggly wiggly on he butt

my hospital visit was originally 800-something dollars after insurance. I dunno what happened but I made a 70 dollar payment and suddenly they went "WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT STOP IT WAS ACTUALLY ONLY 200" So, small wins tbh

my pronouns are whatever is hottest to you at the moment

late halloween comm for @nycki.bsky.social ! #myart #commission #choocan

species accurate Hornet

Bless Point Hat for making an animal folk species for 5e docs.google.com/document/d/e...

is it abuse to give your puppygirl a cringe dog name like Sniffany or Chewbarka

The first of the Patreon rewards from August! This month was all about the Bad Guys, and here we are kicking it off with the baddest of bad~ Looks like Buck Wolford having a bit of a wardrobe malfunction during his latest heist!

pour one out for cuomo who can't use his status to justify being a sex offender anymore

i collect isos of linux distros ive tried and ultimately gave up on like sick, sad trophies

in celebration of my state doing something, i'm gonna nut so hard then go to bed

lesbians out here performing libadism on one another they're striahgt up libbing each other

zohran mamdani keeps texting me like this, i don't have the heart to tell him i don't live in new york

would you love me even if i was a bipedal pokemon

guess who just ate like 20 bulgogi dumplings

I wanna get one of those facial cleanses that makes me look like Im a Canadian prime minister at an Arabian Nights themed gala in 2001

Eye Candy

purest fox propaganda

Stupid

ok i got linux mint in a state that doesn't make me think it's ubuntu so that's good enough to trick me I think

why did he just set me down like this i don't mind but like vethir please your mom's right over there 😳