Bluesky Tip: if you post "she blue on my sky till i post" on bluesky everyone will find it because they search for it and comment with words of affirmation

fuckin excuse me XVI?

I think I deserve to be Miles "Tails" Prower

im also not immune to the ....theyre so majestic...... #ymiart

ngl I glanced at that icon real quick and saw a buttplug

Started using "I age greatly every time you speak" thanks to @maladroithe.bsky.social

cancel culturing griffin and rachel McElroy because they said pass to werewolves on their 2025 Halloween smash or pass episode of Wonderful

bluesky toe-dipper: I don't knowwww the upload quality is a little mid twitter artists crushing their artwork into a single-frame gif so twitter can compress it again into an mp4 to avoid letting groypers ask grok to put swastikas in it:

would you fuck a Nerds mascot

cursed artifact a sentient demonic longsword that grants +2 to attacks and saving throws, and once per long rest allows you to cast Tenser's Transformation as a bonus action unfortunately upon attunement it's revealed to be tsundere

how your email finds me

Potion of Based Paws

i heard they're making a new season of Andor that takes place after the death star explodes but Andor is still alive somehow and has to fight misplaced Empire residents trying to gentrify Tatooine

sticker idea #ffxiv #ffxivart

How I'm turning up to the bluesky Christmas party

i made soup AMA

OH WOW Is that an espy under the tree? Help support me on my patreon patreon.com/c/bepon

i was diagnosed with being a silly lil guy!!!! it is terminal

I can't stop thinking about this I don't even play xiv anymore

i'm stealing this from @moxsully.bsky.social to make 2026 at least kinda interesting drop a game recommendation for me

🎅🎁🎁🐾✨✨❄️

maybe i'm the crazy one but i think the bagel setting on toasters is the proof of god's nonexistence i think he would want both sides to be toasted

the is happy bc everyone loves it :D #TheArtParty inspired by Louis Wain's piece

rolling a druid/bard multiclass so i can do freaky wildshape shit with bar patrons

ngl i stopped that atlyss drama this summer so fast i thought i had a superpower for a second

i truly can't be excited about video games anymore. I saw a cute looking game about a ferret during christmas that just popped in my feed and my immediate gut reaction was "ah, this came up out of nowhere for me, did they use AI to make it?"

this week we're allowed to convince Toriel to wear the Sexy Mrs. Claus costume

you don't get it. none of you understand

i think it's incredible we are seeing The Streisand Effect in its truest form happening right now

realistically the tauren would kill the vulpera as soon as penetration happened so the solution is to just spec tank or healer

oh fuck I have a toaster which means bagel and a schmear with lox for breakfast

guys what's my fursona

will my oven finish preheating or will my laundry finish cleaning first, place your bets

hm i'm scared, debian i'm very scared

i never set the clock on my microwave so it's always an hour ahead and i panic a little whenever i glance into the kitchen

this is what a cabal of lesbians looks like

goddam i think everyone should macerate some fruit when they get the chance i did that to some cherries, put that on my waffles with some yogurt, fantastic

New reaction image potential

i'm playing sports games

ゼラオラってなんだか妙に胴体が太くてセクシー度数が高い気がするんですよね。

i love not using ai because it means i get to send artists shitty little 2 minute doodles like i did for my most recent ref sheet

my essential tremors have isolated themselves to my middle finger and while i can grip things i'm now tapping everything

my horny ass could never be santa claus

little man on da TATES

is sneezing really a common symptom of getting sick because it's never happened to me and tv shows seem to think it's the only thing

Irresponsibility

Haha, you Joestars

here's a fun fact if you have a front loading washing machine you can put your desk mat in that thing no problem cold wash only, soap optional hang dry it afterwards, never put it in a dryer

to be fair, the alpha grindset never mentioned being in shape