Actual conversation between me and @thebearupthere.bsky.social Me: What do you think the most luxurious letter is? It’s gotta be “V” Husbear: hmm it could be “L”? Me: No, “L” doesn’t have the range! It’s lowercase is an “I” HB: on three, what’s the cvntiest letter! 1, 2, 3 . . . In unison: Q!

Okay idea… porn but you scroll through it like TikTok… I’ll take my million dollars please.

I need a big boy to ride my cock like this

Been about 4 days since I last came… happy #fcf

Okay so Palm Springs for my birthday this year… any recommendations? Gonna be there at the end of September! Hairy titties for visibility 😉

“Unapologetically gay, and fat, and weird” is the title of my memoir!!

June 1st

Ooof dad is RIPE this morning, wanna whiff champ?

Corporations on the first day of Pride be like…

first day of pride month tomorrow:

Tit check 😈

Update! Surgery went great!! He’s a lil groggy, and ready to be at home. Gotta get my sexy nurse outfit ready!!

What a lovely day at the beach to cap off IML/Memorial Day. Now to gorge myself with Chinese food and snuggle with the boys!

The classic play about Anthony Scaramucci and his 12 siblings

Just some stronk fellas at IML

Your big brothers went to IML

Annnnnnd RuVeal!

Before and after (I did it myself…)

All these humps on hump day have given me a mighty need.

After bar trivia last night, I came home and ate chips n guacamole, soup, and a pb&j. What a great night

Finally got the packing out of my ear!! Hearing improvement for sure, hopefully will be getting more back as it heals!!

Really sad day in Chicago today… rest easy pup…

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Me: Freshly post surgery Partner: Ruptured Bicep Muscle Dog: Awful tummy troubles MY HOUSEHOLD IS FALLING APART!!

I just wanna be naked outside right now… 😭😭😭

Dear Gay Men, You can still be kind to other gay men who you don’t want to fuck. Sincerely, Dad

Feeling gross, achey, unhealthy, and sad… Can this just be over please… :crawls in bed for a year:

Five days post ear surgery, feeling better snuggled up with my partner and my pup. Who wants to join us?

Welp I got a new ear drum. Thank god for pain meds…

Just a dancing butt

One full day of work, then two half days… then heading into surgery. Feel free to make me feel better about it with pictures of tits n butts n cocks.

Green flag pokemon list!

Partner is heading to Michigan to bate with @pupperstucker.bsky.social … anyone wanna come Netflix and chill with yours truly? I got a leaky dong and a number of different streaming services

Me and my baby at a Chateau in France! Quick post a pic of you outside of the country!

Well what a lovely weekend in Ohio with the bear pack!

So today I found out that Ohio doesn’t allow you to look at porn on here without sending your drivers license… Please telegram me smut…

Belly thread!!

Without saying your age, post your favorite film that released the year you turned 18.

This is my fantasy Snorlax Daddy

I’m bringing back Netflix and Chill if it kills me.

Good hallway lighting is a precious thing.

Damn boys on telegram sending me lewds in the middle of my workday!! (Please don’t stop)

HE IS RISEN!!

Remember Jesus rose from the dead as a bunny shooting chocolate eggs out of his ass. He did it for us.

Remember, this is who died for your sins of having stuff up your butt. 😘

Standard Christian to gay pipeline

Old #FCF vid for ya today. Open wide!

Thursdays are for thicc dad bathroom shots