When I hear someone chewing

Four Christmas movies to know me by.

This is making me want a Glenn Close Curella sequel

One more day of teaching. And then I don’t have to teach until December. Well I won’t have to teach children. I’m sure I’ll have to help my parents learn how to do something next week at Thanksgiving…

It might only be 9:00 but this bitch is tired. Maybe a little reading in bed. Probably a lot of snoozing in bed.

Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once (if you feel like it)

Name a film with a forest

Post your favorite beanie baby Chip was my fist beanie baby and my first love.

I honestly say the absolute most unhinged shit in therapy while avoiding real issues. And my therapist is just rolling on the floor laughing all the time. Which just proves the theory of a person might be super fucked up but they are funny.

Eye thread 👁️

there are four types of guys online. no exceptions

Finally home. Dinner with a coworker, a board meeting, and then second dinner with my dad and old neighbors. My social battery is spent.

✨logging onto bluesky✨

Me, running away from my problems

Tuesday mornings are always harder than Monday mornings. 😴☕️

Mostly because I’m allergic to oranges and my parents always forget that…

Cheeseburger and pop

Tavern style pizza (and deep dish pizza but that’s special occasion pizza).

This woman just popped up in my reels and unlocked a core memory.

I need to be somewhere warm and naked.

How the hell are yall watching Wicked tonight?!? 😭

list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong 1. Liking posts but never having the guts to comment on them even though I want to 2. Annoying selfies 3. Updating everyone on what movie I’m watching

Remember when it was 70° on Saturday? That was fun…

Time for bed. One more week before break…

After spending the last 4 hours with 15 people (7 of them being under the age of 7) I am ready for some silence. But it was a fun time being social.

Time to go be social…

🦃🌽

Waiting for my Sunday Blues to turn into Sunday Scaries. What fun…

Drop some ANIMATION

Just not feeling it this morning.

I hate falling asleep early on a Saturday night because that guarantees that I’ll be awake way too early on a Sunday morning.

What's a movie you never tire of? 🖤

Time to finish this

Watched a rom com. I am once again convinced I will die alone. Maybe I’ll watch Sleepless in Seattle next weekend…

After watching You’ve Got Mail tonight, I feel icky for going to Barnes and Noble this afternoon.

Drop something BLACK & WHITE 🖤🤍

Wine is poured, candle is lit, a Nora Ephron flick on the tv, and I’m snuggled on the couch on a Saturday night. I think I’m turning into a middled aged woman.

Post your favourite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.

What fictional creature/villain traumatised you as a child? The government agents scared the shit out of me and I always had to hide behind the couch when they showed up. ET was cool though.

Time to get caught up.

Someday I will stop buying books until I’ve read all my unread books on my shelves. Today however, is not that day…. 🤷‍♂️

Last weekend it was snowing. This weekend it is 70°. I don’t have the energy to keep up with this weather.

Share a Christmas movie 🎄

Will I be able to stay awake until 10pm? It’s Friday, and my pants are already off. So I doubt it.

I wanted to watch a movie tonight. But once again I’m too fried from work to commit to a movie. So instead I’m alternating from staring at the Christmas tree to saving memes to annoy people with. 🤷‍♂️