can you get the explosive diarrhea from sucking dick asking for a friend

the us government speedrunning the passing of permanent daylight savings when more and more basic human rights are being stripped away every single day

when uncut oomfies post pole it makes me want pigs in a blanket real bad

as gay people we get to choose our family

starting the day by listening to gay dance music

can i come over and do this

it’s so fucking hot outside

monday again

home from jim

best workout in months…no gym crush in sight

i am here btw

manifesting……..

firehouse subs for dinner

EVERYBODY GET UP AND DANCE

working out between my gym crushes

that wasn’t very slay house down boots of you :(

new rebecca black album out sept 4

finally friday

i just think that

nah bro it’s not gay….it’s love without words

108 degrees in my car

how your email found me

just learned that the year i came out, my gay ass was the town gossip

so hot in the gym right now

emmy campaign for lisa kudrow begins NOW

i got somethin i wanna talk about

emotionally i am here

thinking about

back to work after 5 days off

i love tennis

zoomed in on your bush btw

took my mental health meds please clap

wishing the bator and gooner community a very happy sunday

my black g-string, peeking out from the corners wanna snap it back like a rubber band

today is their day

drinking margaritas

not thoughts just madonna

the concept of this app working properly

confessions ii out now…pride month extended!!

daydreaming about quitting my job to be a spoiled himbo pool boy

thinking…..

homophobia rears its ugly head yet again

wanna stick that up my ass so bad

pull day best day

me: hi i’d like to place a pre-ord- friendly neighborhood record store: the new madonna album

gym crush’s pecs are so sweaty it makes me want a texas roadhouse roll real bad

heartwarming: the two worst people you know are dating

men who wear crops tops

pumpkin spice coffee just got delivered