I love watching mess from afar and this whole BigCMen drama is providing!

I cussed my congressman out via email and got some dumbass auto reply back. When are we as a whole gonna give a fuck about the fact that our government is completely ineffective? “I’m not into politics” is not an acceptable way to live when politics as definitely about you lol.

Happy FCF!!

I’m up early and don’t wanna disturb the husband’s slumber, here’s a throwback #fcf pic from around like 2016-2017 timeframe! #fatcockfriday

That just because THEY are into something means I will be into it as well. Talk. To. Your. Partners. People.

Trying to recreate whatever they see in the porn they watch. Real life don’t work like that video you stole from someone’s Onlyfans. Communicate with your partner and do what works in the moment.

Need some cake for thong Thursday? #thongthursday

Listen... we can exchange saliva through kissing all day. But please do not spit in my mouth 😭 now THAT? Not for me.

We have really got to grow up as a community (using that VERY loosely) and stop insinuating people that are HIV+ are “dirty”…like can we please just call it what it actually is???

@cuircub.bsky.social was a good hole for me the other weekend. Look at that gaping cunt 🤤

Good night’s sleep, good election results, and a good breakfast. Today is shaping up to be a very pleasant hump day indeed

Having a little basil lemon balm tisane to relax. I love having fresh herbs available and really wanna use them more for treating minor ailments instead of reaching for pills. Except PrEP…imma keep taking that one 🤣

I hate having to make the text/call rounds every time there’s a plane crash 😞

Now why did Siri think I wanted a dead rat to be my background featured photo?

Sorry I’m late. It’s been a Monday for sure 🫩 #monochromemonday #mcm

Saw this guy crawling around earlier. Hopefully not on the way to terrorize someone who is afraid of bugs lol.

was arching so hard for this pic. am i a good boy? 🥹

Bloodwork came back good! Cholesterol is kinda high but it’s on a downward trend since I started caring about my diet and exercising more. Just gotta figure out my slightly low WBC count and I’ll be healthy as an ox!

11hrs of quality sleep was exactly what I needed. Hopefully it warms up enough to go for a stroll and get my ass out in nature later.

enter here ⬇️

It’s def a “get in bed early, enjoy a beverage, and zone out” kind of night.

Threw a quick lil stew together for lunch with a bunch of vegetables I needed to use. Love having a pressure cooker to cut down on how long things take. Now to fill the fridge back up with fresh ingredients!

Firing up Cities Skylines 2 for the first time since the Bridges and Ports DLC came out. This game has received a ton of flak since it came out but honestly I still enjoy playing it. Hopefully the added assets and mechanics breathe a little new life into it!

A movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a gif

Lil Robin S, Juan Atkins, and Honey Dijon to set my musical soundscape tonight 😌

This stupid Cupcakke album has my brain in a chokehold. Be sitting there in silence then out of nowhere “Monday eat my ass!”

I’m always so lazy after showering but I had enough energy for hoe pics still.

Had to cut the heater on for the first time this morning. I'm not ready!!!

Same…and let me tell you, this shit is TRASH depending on who is running the show 😒

Yall I just had my initial PrEP appointment and not only did they tell me to fast for 12hrs beforehand, they took 6 vials of blood so they check on some other things as well. Let’s hope I don’t get woozy and drive off a cliff accidentally lol.

Humpday hole with a little added sole for those so inclined. Not much pole in this one, can’t do it all sorry! 😂

I love setting my lights to some loud ass color and just relaxing 😌

I decided to have a little night out on a Monday, and while it was fun, it definitely opened the floodgates for a lot of things I’m feeling but haven’t quite come to terms with. That’s good though, time to finally get over what was and turn the present into something useful.

This Honey Dijon x Chloe collab is sending me back to my London clubbing days for some reason. I miss that city so much 😭

Once again praying for gays to be freed of oontz-oontz music in sex vids 🙏🏾

Wow this has been…a Monday. I’m going directly to the bar I don’t care if it’s 3pm. I need a drink 🤣

#monochromemonday always starts off so 🫩🫠🥴 but the pics quickly make it tolerable!

Okay so there’s threads of tops posting ass and bottoms posting pole, but this is vers erasure and I won’t stand for it! So here, have both.

The husband made apple cinnamon rolls. Not helping my gym goals but that is a small price to pay 🤤🤤🤤

New Voyager game seems like it could be good with a little more polish. Excited to see how it looks on release!

This birthday has made me so grateful for all the lovely and sexy people I’ve connected with on here❤️🎂 Reposting my two favorite pics of me on here, so for my birthday show me yours in the replies 😈

I don’t understand how I can tell someone verbatim “do not invite me to parties because I’m not going” and they just…continue to do it anyway

Loving these quiet Saturday mornings before the rest of the town wakes up

hope this throwback will suffice for fcf this week, i am tooooooo tired to offer anything new 😚😚

Doing everything possible to avoid changing my oil. Just lazy for no reason.

Yall are really tempting me with all this perfect dick in my face 😩😩😩

Swinging it around first thing in the morning on a #fatcockfriday #fcf

This is the kind of cosplay/roleplay I can get with 🤣 let me go start a new play through of Fallout real quick…