I know this sounds crazy but how to yall keep thongs from tearing up y’all’s O rings? I love mine but after about an hour I simply cannot stand the rubbing anymore 😭😭😭😭

Quote with your fav dick pic Yeah yeah I know I just did this. But I have a lot of favorite pictures if my dick 🤷🏽

Here’s some #humpday material since my timeline has admittedly been very negative lately. Guess I need to slip a plug in and play my clarinet to unwind. I’m thinking Sibelius 2 tonight.

Fast forward a month, and now it's "such and such wants to make new friends, can I bring him to [event]?" NO. He had a chance to make a friend and blew it. I guess I'm just gonna have to stop extending invites now because I'm not having this conversation every single time.

Babe wake up, I have breakfast ready for you😜 #humpday 🍑

I’m still here. Struggling a bit with tons of stuff going on but I’ll make it in the end. #monochromemonday

Interesting plants from today’s forest stroll 😌

Wanna hump? #humpday

The apps have really destroyed people’s ability to have normal interactions with each other. It’s to the point that I’m just gonna have to be happy with the connections I do have and stop trying to meet anyone new lol.

This has been a crazy week and wish I had the energy to take pics and stuff but I just don’t sadly 😔

Y’all want some ass pics? #humpday

Truly hope the astronauts make it home in one piece. Not sure I’d trust any sort of national project right now but I’m sure they know what they’re doing.

Y’all ever have them days where you just gotta sit in the shower and let the water roll down your face while you stare at the wall like 🫪? Just me? Ok lol.

Thanks for the lighting Melbourne Airport ✈️

Last nights dinner was so good: Pickle amuse bouche Avocado and crab salad Beef tartare with crispy potatoes and herbs Snapper fillet with adjika sauce and hasselback potatoes Tuxedo pie Sauternes and a cocktail to wash it down I wish I took pics but I was too busy shoveling it down 🤤

There is no way it’s time to go back to work again already tf man 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Wasting expecting it to cool off as much as it did from yesterday. Perfect excuse to stay inside and take my shorts off!

S4 in Dallas, not my type of establishment AT ALL these days but it was an awakening for young me lol.

Time to make a little music I guess. Haven’t played Pictures in a while so I guess I’ll start with Baba Yaga 🧙‍♀️

I need some sauna time so badly but the one near me is just no good. Maybe I should look into a home sauna instead.

Protein consumed, now having some lychee black tea to try and bump this headache so I go ride this bicycle for a bit 🫩

I just got called daddy by someone in their 30s . Like girl what I am 7 years older than you 😭😭😭

Happy FCF 😈

Finally made it to #fatcockfriday, let’s get this shit over with and start the weekend! #fatdickfriday #fcf #fdf

I think their flight was probably a little more fun than mine.

Every day this week I e gone in thinking it’s gonna be a reasonable day then KABLAM, 10-12hrs out of nowhere. Maybe I’ll find the energy to post this weekend!

The way this made sense with zero thought whatsoever 😭⚜️

I have no idea how many people have to get hurt and how many planes we gotta bend up before we give the national airspace system the power overhaul it so desperately needs.

Which photo are you using to defend your low hanging balls card??

Took a nice evening stroll and now I’m back home making dinner. The house is filled with the smell of onion, garlic, tomato, preserved lemon, and oregano. Relaxing way to end another weekend!

Just Sunday things 😌

we just wanted to say good morning 😈

I wish app developers would be more clear about what they changed in the release notes. “Bug fixes and experience improvements” for the last 250 updates ain’t cutting it no mo.

made for grabby hands 🤗

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What video games (PC) are we playing these days? In the mood to give Steam some money lol.

I really am solar powered 😩 After daylight savings, this is the first time I've been able to wake up for morning gym since last year 😭 In honor of morning gym AND an available smith rack (which I also haven't seen in months) here are some cheeks after much needed squats and hip thrusts. 🍑❤️🫂

Christians always complain about gays shoving xyz in their face (allegedly) but today they forced me to stare at a 4’ tall photo of an aborted fetus like I’m out here having anything to do with abortions. I really wish humanity would move beyond mythology and focus on real work.

Morning wood for #fatcockfriday #fatdickfriday #fcf Hope everyone has a chill day and great start to their weekend!

Today was a DAY, I need a cocktail but I’m out of lemon juice, so I’ll whip up a substitute and get to mixing 🍸

This Louis Theroux: Inside the Manosphere documentary is insane.

#humpday, brought to you by @mcecreations.bsky.social as always 😌

Yall ever just get these weird aches in your extremities to the point it feels like it’s gonna detach? No? Just me? Oh..ok.

I know some of yall like pits so here’s my skinny lil arms…hope you like lol.

Kiss me I'm (taking a sick day) (falling behind on both my reading and my movie watching) (horny)

Falling asleep to Tchaikovsky 5 tonight. Fate motif pretty much sums up my feelings on going to work tomorrow smh.

It is so interesting how people really just film themselves committing crimes on Snapchat. Like you know everyone can see that, right sweetie?

I adjusted the front derailleur on my bike and that simple act took every ounce of energy I had 😵 I have no idea why it’s being so finicky but I think I got it adjusted to a paint I can at least ride it to the bike shop