Almost blew my damn gooch out moving this dresser up the stairs to my bedroom, but on the upside, I no longer feel a need to workout 🤣 I’ll have a nice walk and go for an easy ten mile bike ride instead.

These anon profiles on sniffies making ridiculous demands simply must be eliminated at any cost.

Which do you prefer? Happy #humpday, halfway to another weekend!

Loving my new toy so far! Outside would be better but American drivers are insane so I’d rather not share the road lol

It is too early to be back at work again, but it’s never too early to get my ass out in the airport 🤣

Figured I’d get a head start on my #monochromemonday #mcm post before I go to sleep and completely forget to do it in the morning.

Don’t get me wrong, the night was fun, but I really wanted to end up with one of the guys I’m sharing the air bnb with. Alas, he had other plans, but that’s ok. I’m glad everyone is really enjoying this little weekend.

I could get used to this.

Traveling today, but there’s always time to share a pic #fcf #fdf #fatcockfriday #fatdickfriday

That aldi burrata is actually really nice. Love a nice healthy dinner.

When you wanna change your name on here but it’s already taken <<<<<< 😑😑😑😑😑 I just figured Gayviator is easier to understand and I can stop explaining to people what quasi-stellar objects are lol.

So glad to get out of this dump and over to Palm Springs tomorrow. Looking forward to sussing it out and seeing if it could be a place I move to permanently one day.

Good morning indeed

People on here really are something else. Dude came out swinging slurring people with developmental disabilities (why are they even in it??) then got his feefees hurt because someone called him ugly in return. Self awareness is dead.

I’m gonna have to cave and just order delivery for dinner bc I simply do not have it in me to cook today. Now to figure out what I want…

Well I forgot you can only post one video at a time, but here's #humpday part 3, last one for today I promise lol.

#Humpday part 2. Y’all want more toy videos? I think I have a few more laying around.

#humpday part 1, pics to follow 😏

Pretty sure my neighbors are gone this week, might be able to enjoy my coffee on the patio without being dressed for a change 😌

I guess should at least try to get out of bed. Need to do a little trimming before my trip on Friday.

I wanna go back to Croatia so bad, the food was great and the people were pretty nice too despite what the internet said. This is Krka National Park, great place to enjoy some nature and just listen to the birds and water sounds.

I’m sure my neighbor is very tired of hearing the same arpeggios in Der Erlkonig over and over but practice makes perfect 😊

🎵 touch my body 🎵

I’m too lazy to get out of bed so a throwback to last week it is for this #monochromemonday #mcm

Everyone acting surprised the Clarence Thomas is in them files smh.

Put my underwear back on, but I’m still horny

Shining

First I got my ass beat by this wind, now my stomach is doing somersaults bc I ate cream cheese knowing full well I have issues with lactose. Today was such a fun day though, I’d do it all over again lol.

It’s a New Jack Swing kinda day. music.apple.com/us/album/i-l...

Face / ass

Maybe I should work on that anterior pelvic tilt. I dont think it’s supposed to look like that lol.

Up way too early on #fatdickfriday but an old friend is coming to stay with us for the weekend so I’m excited for that! #fatcockfriday #fcf

Best day of the week #fcf

I need to do these pushups but I’m just so lazy today. How do yall motivate yourselves when you’re mentally over it? Just feel like I’m wasting a rare day where my body is fully ready for activity and ofc my brain is just like “nope”.

That part. I also don’t understand bottom shaming in general as someone who is vers and comfortable with either role. Being a top seems fairly pointless if you shame all the bottoms out of wanting to do it lol.

Which do you prefer, front or back? No need to choose honestly, just have both 😜

This gets you immediately blocked

I guess marriage really is a game of compromises because this man changed the sheets on the bed and each one is a different color or pattern. It's driving me insane. He likes it though, so it'll stay lol.

#Humpday has arrived once again! Hopefully it’s a good one for everybody. Shoutout to @toppedtoys.com for keeping me right in the last pic lol.

Let me get up and go workout, I’ve been so lazy so far this week. Kettlebells, ab roller, push ups, and Hindu squats on deck today.

Well we’re on the third day of lowish temps and I didn’t want the plants to go a whole week with no light. Here’s to hoping a work lamp plus whatever sunlight this side of the house gets is enough to limp them along!

Pleasantly surprised at the turnout for the local anti-ICE protest, especially for this redneck ass area.

Took a weekend trip over to Slovenia once, Lake Bled is super touristy but so calming and relaxing at the same time. Views from the castle were great but I seem to have lost those photos somewhere sadly. Next time I’ll have to pay Ljubljana a visit!

Now why on earth did I wake up at 3:30am overcome with feelings of inadequacy for no reason whatsoever. It’s too early to be starting my day like this. 🫩

QTP with the game you’re currently playing. It’s better these days, but that launch was something else lmao.

14F/-10C with wind chill…I’m about to go help myself to these citrus trees next door since they won’t survive this little cold snap!

Time to go to that place again to make enough money to simply survive 🫩 #mcm #monochromemonday

Double-cheeked up on a Thursday (morning). Sun’s out. Hella ass. #thirstythursday

Would rather squat on you #gaynudist #normalizenudity #boner