Would it truly be #humpday if I didn’t start off by spending some quality time with the toys? Shoutout to @happyholensfw.bsky.social for helping my relax before I have to go to work and deal with these people 😂

Got a new dildo and may have cum hands free…. 🥵🥵 @happyholensfw.bsky.social

presenting Sasquatch from @happyholetoys.bsky.social (and yes I took it to the base) 👹

Absolutely love how this one opens me up. And to think I used to top exclusively lol.

Need to play with my toys more often. Or have one of y’all replace them, either one lol.

I think this video speaks for itself @happyholensfw.bsky.social

How I’m celebrating #humpday (ft. a Pride Plug from @happyholensfw.bsky.social)

I’ve got a meeting at 10. Should I slip in this plug by @happyholetoys.bsky.social for a fun little humpday secret???

Sorry for the late #monochromemonday post! Here’s a 9” plug by @happyholetoys.bsky.social up my ass to make up for it. Feeling nice and full this evening.

Here’s a big ‘thank you’ to @seattalt.bsky.social for his @happyholetoys.bsky.social / @happyholensfw.bsky.social giveaway! The size/texture/shape of this toy is fucking perfect 😵‍💫 and I’m kind of obsessed with this alien-green marbled color

Good morning ☀️

Against my better judgment, I douched, put on a @breedwell.bsky.social chock, @happyholetoys.bsky.social plug and my chastity cage for a night out.

Toy sampling never felt so good. Excited to see what other toys I get gifted to me this year @happyholensfw.bsky.social

LOOK WHAT @happyholetoys.bsky.social sent me for my Birthday along with some other goodies!! 🥳😍🎂🎉 (the Axol SM in Opalescent rainbow 🌈)

THIS IS SO COOL!! It actually goes in the dark!! I love my little glow worm 🐛 💖😝 Thanks again @happyholetoys.bsky.social

They’re great for warming up your oven while you bake sweets in your other oven @happyholensfw.bsky.social

I just blew my own mind Wait till you see the full vid I made with this huge plug from @happyholensfw.bsky.social

I got a pink fun new toy for my bday from @happyholensfw.bsky.social and it did not disappoint Stay tuned for a lot more of this beauty now that this bendy booty is back in action

Santa delivered me a fancy candy cane this year 🙊 Impressed how quick @happyholensfw.bsky.social who I found on the dating apps filled this order and my stocking 🥵

Taking this whole thing was a Christmas miracle 🥵

Here’s a teaser clip. 😈 . . . . . Link in bio to see full video with cum shot 💦 💦 @happyholetoys.bsky.social if y’all wanna check out their products!

Do you think this @happyholensfw.bsky.social Sasquatch will fit? (Spoiler alert it does😈😈)

Happy birthday to ME!! 🤤🥴🥳 thanks again to @happyholetoys.bsky.social

Merry XXXmas to me from @happyholensfw.bsky.social

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With this 7 inch @happyholetoys.bsky.social Pride Plug in my hole and my cock locked up, work today will be interesting…

Squirt 💦 this dildo fucked an amazing handsfree load out of me 😵 #handsfreecum

Practice makes perfect!

Out today in Green, but my cage is pink and my @HappyHoleToys.bsky.social plug is purple 😈

It’s now been a full week with this 7 in Pride Plug from @happyholetoys.bsky.social buried deep in my boi pussy as a locked boi!

Sent these to @alphabutt2.bsky.social to make sure he’s horny for my boipussy while I’m locked

Day 4 caged, Day 3 plugged. @happyholetoys.bsky.social’s 7 inch Pride Plug is keeping me company @happyholensfw.bsky.social

this puppy really really likes his @happyholensfw.bsky.social XXL geo

This @happyholetoys.bsky.social Pride Plug has completely FILLED my pussy 🥴 Can’t believe I survived hosting trivia with it in @happyholensfw.bsky.social

Plugged up again, this time with a @happyholetoys.bsky.social toy to make my hole happy while I’m chastity @happyholensfw.bsky.social

newest addition to my collection courtesy of @happyholensfw.bsky.social and @doghouseleathers.bsky.social

Me using your toy @happyholetoys.bsky.social

Happy #humpday featuring my new friend from @happyholensfw.bsky.social

Make time for your dildo 🍆 ✨

new toy 😵‍💫🐶🥵 XL sasquatch from @happyholensfw.bsky.social

Help me stretch babe 😈 #gay #twunk #DP

Took these on Hump Day to post for Thong Thursday and didn’t get around to posting them on time. So at least they’re up now! 😂

🎶 Nerdy guy, Nerdy guy; caged and plugged so the webs don’t fly! 🔒🕷️🎶

Finally decided to slide the 7 inch Pride Plug from @happyholetoys.bsky.social into my hole. 10/10 would recommend and want to go to Seattle and thank them 😂😅😜 @happyholensfw.bsky.social

The 7 inch @happyholetoys.bsky.social Pride Plug is back in for Hump Day!

Okay enough reading…time to have some fun. Really enjoying my dildo from @happyholetoys.bsky.social Go give them a follow and checkout their stuff! Video will be up on my OF! 😈😈

In honor of @happyholetoys.bsky.social joining 💙 ☁️, this video deserved to come out of retirement