Welp the horny hit. Can’t wait to get home now 😈😈😈

She has to deal with me the entire time Nachos traveling *evil laughter*

I will forever be a tighty whities apologist

Feeling very pastel lately, apparently. Another Bluesky beauty!

Haven’t been feeling very sexy or sexual lately. Ready to be done with this depressive episode and back to working on hoeing more.

Cuddles ?

Me and who and who and who?

Coffee is the most important meal of the day. Good morning besties 🥰

Bloomf said to post gym pic

Of course my initial GH video will be a teasing back view of my Brief'd ass....

Who’s tryna be my little

Two in the pink, put your face in my stink 🐽

Since it’s been a year and all, I think I’ll do #sundayfunday just a tad (whole day) early. Also I can’t think of anything witty for Saturday. 😅🙃

It's a nice weekend, I still have keys to the building we used for the haunted house, and a @lanieboy69.bsky.social in town. Stay tuned to see what happens when those three things come together.

In my room masturbating with a pair of daddy's tighty whities. The scent of his family, hairy, unwashed penis gets me so excited 😈

Pizza 🤤🤤🤤

With the weather finally realizing it’s autumn, I can finally break out my cold weather clothes. Which means it’s time for Lumberpup Tobias to reemerge from hibernation (for a limited time only) 🐶😌 Also, happy #fcf #fatcockfriday. Now get to work pup 😏

I can't decide which pic I like more for #FCF #gaypup #puphood #humanpup

Flex Friday #fcf

Cannot wait to see the AI fuckporn with Robin Hood characters

Getting lots of spam follows lately 😤

Morning ☀️

I just gotta get through today till 5pm, then I can have a full 48 hrs to hopefully kick this cold in the butt and get to feeling better 😮‍💨

Caught a cold 🥶🤧😷

Tuesday is for the sluts #tightywhitietuesday #tummytuesday

Bulges are great 🤤🤤

Not to brag, but…

Captions are hard, but damn I look good. Saturday was a heck ton of fun. More photos to come 🩵💙 📸 @spar-ky.bsky.social 📍The New Foresters, Nottingham

boss makes a dollar, i make a dime that’s why i cruise bathrooms and suck off hot horny dads on company time x

I still can’t fucking comprehend how daylight savings time makes it seem like it’s 3 AM darkness at 6 PM. How does one hour do this?

It might be cold AF outside but it’s warm in the bath. Come join me 👉🏻👈🏻?

Me chasing after Red Flags 🚩🤣

It might be cold AF outside but it’s warm in the bath. Come join me 👉🏻👈🏻?

Hey down there.

Needed that 😮‍💨😮‍💨

When your bro gets you hard on lunch you whip it out and show him 🥵🥵

Adding an homage to our favorite things.

I have been so horny today 🥵😈#fcf

friendly reminder that if you are sticking your dick in someone's butt, you are accepting the risk that not even the best prep will completely guarantee that things that come from the butt won't get on you, so like, don't be rude about it. 😘

Turns out a medium would have been just fine. 😂 Still comfy. 🤷🏼‍♂️

I’ll never treat you the same again, just like you’ll never know how deeply you hurt my feelings.

5 am - streaming Mature by Hilary Duff on repeat while douching, I think to myself, “Am I too gay?“

Wanna hangout in our briefs all day bro? 😚 #fcf

Wanna hangout in our briefs all day bro? 😚 #fcf

Probably one of the last times I’ll be naked out on the back patio of Heretic for the winter but it was a great night 💖💖

Hilary Duff said we come to this place for magic bitch!

My phone just autocorrected beautiful to bratty and I’m offended and dead 😂☠️

Wanna get stoned and watch some porn with me? 🙋🏻‍♂️?