on or off?

I can feel it

One of my go-to one liners to say.

This, but MySpace top 8.

Only cried twice during bad bunny’s concert 🥳

In a hotel

Im horny😩

u mean this? 😛

I have GOT to sniff some sweaty balls right now

So I get the same feeling when someone calls me good boy as a bottom and as a top?! Bitch am I in a soft top era??

Perfect. Yes. Just the headline I needed to read today. Thank you.

We made it to Friday 🫶🏼

“Free speech for me, but not for thee.” GOP.

Soon!

Being a bit naughty at work

THE SECRET INVASION (Corman, 1964)

Elected officials are the chosen officers of the people, they carry a democratic mandate, they are oath-sworn to uphold the Constitution, which makes civil disobedience by them potent in a way private citizens are not.

And everything she said is coming true! Mind you it’s only been 8 months so far

🚨Mayor of Portland, OR, taking formal action against ICE for violating rights of residents. 👏🏻More👏🏻Of👏🏻This 1/2

H**** after leg day

I didn’t do it but I thought about it. It’s the thought that counts.

This is the playbook, folks. If you're not paying attention now and doing something about it, then you're going to have to sit down the rest of your life because democracy is being taken away. Do not be quiet in this moment.

It’s also #fursday so figured you guys would want to get a whiff of this 😈🐽

the horrors persist but so do i

Teyana Taylor-Back to Life 0:00-1:39 vs 1:40-3:14

Fuck Charlie Kirk

Yeah, I'm being a tad hyperbolic today. But anyway, here's how things are going in our country:

i’m not a twink, not yet a daddy

Dick is gluten free

Mouth harassing these gluten free corn dogs hubby got me what are yall doing

in light of the kimmel news, just a reminder that a few days ago a prominent fox news host literally called for killing homeless people. right afterward, someone shot up a couple homeless encampments. that fox news host still has his job.

Doom scrolled on here and like holy fuck. We really are in the middle of the fall of America and there’s like….not much I can do about it.

quote with a photo where your booty is looking extra plump I mean… this is an undeniable hit…

Happy Hump day! (My large supple cheeks wouldn't fit in the picture 😔)

Rolling up to the dark room with a couple of these tucked in my sock

Has any software engineer for Grindr actually used Grindr recently? Its hands down the worst user experience and instead of making it better they are rolling out gay-i? No thanks. I’ll stick to sniffies and scruff.

Here's to hump day

I guess, since it is Wednesday 🙂‍↔️🍑

Is this a safe space? 🫣 I have only caught shiny Pokemon in Pokemon Go. I have never caught one on any other Pokemon game.

this pic told me I need to do more squats and get a haircut

I’ll be leaving the iPhone behind but I don’t know which phone to get 🤔

Can I put my legs behind my head? No Can YOU put my legs behind my head? Yes. Please.

No one locally wants to go to a civil disobedience course with me

So many truths are being drowned out around the globe and for the life of me I don’t know how we get to the point where facts can dominate the conversation. Or if they ever really have.

I miss him

Ops sorry I liked a bunch of your posts. I was scrolling and thought it was my feed.

In this essay, I won't.

clocking in for another week of being cunt’s servant 🎀

"They're politicians, what are they supposed to do? Literally fight in the streets?" Unashamed to say this made me cry.

Also I am atheist. Any skeet mentioning or referencing religion is meant to be taken as offensively, and sac religiously as possible.