I’m honestly so obsessed with jetpack cat and hope they get the kiriko treatment with skins.

Where is the petition to get Punch a gun?

I take being cozy.. VERY seriously

I can’t stop thinking about that monkey. It’s both cute and sad as hell. I hope it lives a great life

Finally starting my final fantasy 14 grind again :)

Honestly.

Nothing is more annoying than when you hangout with straight ppl and there is the obvious white girl who is “obsessed with you” at the party… like ma’am im not looking for any new f*g hags at the moment. Thank you for your interest however.

Won a Gintama plushie at the arcade

I swear everything is a fucking game to these animals

We got drafts?!? FINALLY

Totally forgot about Valentine’s Day since it’s been a while since I celebrated it. I should order a heart shaped pizza for myself.

Totally fucked my sleep schedule up bc I had breakfast for dinner and went into a food coma…. I’m now wide awake at 2 am. It was worth it tho bc the waffles I made were 🙂‍↕️

Flu finally leaving my body and the sun is out… thank god

still sick

That one couple in horror movies that always dies when they run off to have sex:

Winter storm is over but my brother gave me the flu so I’m still locked up

Another blooper of bestie Lego night and the dogs are looking at us like we are stupid.

yo ~

This winter storm can suck my dick

stay warm this winter storm.

Me reading all the quote posts about how they are electing a new pope

It would be so sexy to come home to a man making me curry in this cold weather.

There are currently 7 cardinals in my yard and I’m just staring at them thru the window.

Knuckles x Dale x Sandslash

Forget my post this is way better

my friend went to Japan and got me Kirby underwear, pokemon cards, a thong, and a Lego set..

does this work? #humpday

Sunday funday do time to bury myself in video games

🌱

Bloopers He twerked and decapitated one of the kids

goon morning

G’morning! Let’s have an amazing Friday!

goon morning

Just made the prettiest tomato soup and grilled cheese. And right when I was gonna go and take a pic my friend was already a few bites in…. Like it was so pretty :(

Me and the bestie made legos

So unserious

DEADPOOL IS AN ALL AROUNDER?!? TANK SUPPORT BUILD IS GONNA EAAATTTT

I think I found the culprit to my neck pain. (Yes this is my third attempt at positing this bc I kept making typos)

No way a 39 year old man hit me with a “you took a while to respond” message and doubled the time it took me to respond before sending that passive aggressive message….. bro don’t you have kids from your failed marriage to bother?

tyrant posting

My corgi gets jealous bc my other dogs can jump up on the bed and the couch and she always needs to be picked up.

two photos of me being upset bc I spent half the day thinking it was a Friday… but look at my lips

I lied I wanna be passed around like a blunt.

Hey so I got a question, wanna have a slumber party in my basement? xo ke$ha

So I did the fortune reading on ff14 for the new year and I only got bad fortunes just to find out that year of the horse is a bad year for my sign (rat)….. like can we press pause on my suffering?

I sometimes catch myself being mean to myself and gotta yell at myself for being mean. Not like out loud but there is this mini debate going on with different varients of me. (Picture unrelated)

locked in

Oh looks like my asexual arc is back. Time to not be perceived and dissociate within my hobbies.

Dildo Faggins