I swear Canada has some of the hottest ppl. wtf is in yalls water?

Drinking a summer tea in fall.. I’m so sorry British oomfs

Waiting in line is like edging except you can do it around others

All these blastoise edits are making me question if I wouldn’t be a monster fucker if push came to shove…

still thinking how I tried a duel last night in from of 40 other players and lost on less than 10 seconds to the boss….. never again

They are making ai yaoi… IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE?

I saw it before oomf deleted and it was beautiful

figured I should enjoy the weather before it gets too cold

I’m a 29 year old gay man and I still don’t totally know what mewing is

One of the most annoying things is when one corner of the sheet comes off of one corner and it’s a game of fixing them.

BET

🌞

Goodmorning let’s all have a good day

out of my way gay boy

took me an embarrassing long time to actually win the fall guys event last night on ff14 last night…

still mad I saved this after sending it with the words…. But like how’s it hanging? #fcf

I really need drafts to be a thing bc I had a funny tweet typed up at 2 am but thought “nah this will hit better in the morning”. Now I have spent my morning trying to figure it out

Giving my best friend one of the keys to my cock cage just for shits and gigggles

me while waiting for q times on ff14 (Yes thats the music in the background)

Good morning

Ppl posting pole for zohran winning… it’s a great night for several reasons now

I’m so close to texting my friend just to ask if I can come take a bath at his place since mine doesn’t have a tub… I miss my lil soaks

Overate and now I’m sleepy

it’s getting cold so yes… I will be wearing my oversized onesies to bed every night (I have several)

No way someone slid in my DMs saying “go make a blowers account for me” GIRL GO VOTE!

Ppl that can go on runs when it’s cold are so scary. Like I remember doing that when I was younger and my lungs felt like ice.

I really should paint or draw today bc this weather has me feeling bleh. We will see

Pesto is an underrated pasta sauce

So since it’s Christmas season now I just have to say… I hate eggnog

the dick; the face

requesting donuts for this hangover

Yellow>

My dog won’t let me poop in private

I haven’t been the same since i saw Gian Marco in BDSM

Okay it’s suddenly too cold and I require a beefy man in my bed to keep me warm.

Everyone was dropping thirst traps it seems tonight… meanwhile I was playing video games. I need to lock tf in

So all my oomfs just speak German? We need a gc so I can brush up on mine

Okay but why did my hairstylist call me out and say “this is the first time I haven’t seen you in shorts or sweats”… LIKE MAAM IM SORRY I LIKE BEING COMFY AND HAVE DEPRESSION

I got a haircut today and am self conscious so be nice

My friend really has the audacity to invite me to his birthday dinner at a place where plates are 100+ dollars…. THIS WEEKEND. Like bitch that’s so last minute why would you do this to me

Finally below 70 degrees… on my porch like this rn with a coffee watching the donkeys play

Wait booktok has started doing manga?! I might have to peep bc it’s refreshing to actually hear comments on a story and not powerscalers.

oh hey didn’t see you down there 🙈 #humpday

Oomf updated his pfp to an actual pic of his face?! Im down bad

Beeeeee 🐝

Top a twink Tuesday (I’m the twink)

most the randoms DM requests I have gotten since this blew up have just been female porn bots… but this one? I busted out laughing. Tbh I never even played uncharted

Take your ai art and shove it up your piss slit 🤭