I’d wished they’d do the giant guy as Toph, but this one is also amazing.

@maljam.bsky.social and I chilling with Sam while Sam waits for @greyotter95.bsky.social to come back and give him more treats.

Might I recommend this video on vacuum decay? youtu.be/ijFm6DxNVyI?...

Want!

Not really, since I don’t eat meat. But I do love mask potatoes. 🥵

Nah. Can’t for work and that sort of buzz doesn’t do it for me.

We are taking a brief break from breadposting to share important news: local goodboy spotted, is very good

I am obsessed with this dog. youtube.com/shorts/WcLvp...

I know yall with enjoy a handsome tattooed bear with a luscious stash as much as I do.

Relatedly, it’s real fun when your brother’s Filipino in-laws bring these treats around your Mexico husband…

lol. I always use the same first word. #Wordle 1603 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Lazy weekend ahead. Ask me something fun or saucy? ngl.link/heredialangner

Who’s coming over to snuggle me while I play on my steam deck?

A fat cock and a fat sack would make such a good snack.

No one on the discord server wants the “twink” role.

Anon cum dump is something I’ve always wanted to do but I’m way too nervous to.

Remembering that time a shitty Baptist minister caused a war the left 30 million Chinese people dead and ended up dying from leporacy for his trouble.

Haircut secured! Plus rare smile

How profane am I @profanity.accountant ?

An early contributor to my pup obsession.

Bashful cow

I love him.

!!!

For those of you who can pull off the throbbing hard on ticking out past your waist band: Please do!

Woo! #Wordle 1,602 3/6 ⬛🟨🟨⬛🟨 ⬛🟨🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Scammer looking for “sugar babies”.

I’ve always wanted an erotic massage…

My two fave types of people to follow: - hotties with cute animals - cuties with weird niche interests If you’re both, let’s make out.

No better way to phrase it.

Slow day ahead of me… ngl.link/heredialangner

Post you from a different era. 1996ish?

I love when artists I like make songs with people I’d have never encountered otherwise. That’s how I end up finding like Maki, a Philippino pop singer. youtu.be/QslsIWyagvU?...

Is the UK government dumb/self destructive enough to ban VPNs? It’s a basic piece of tech for all companies working with proprietary data. You might as well post everyone in the UKs medical records of Reddit.

Post you from a different era. 1996ish?

If you see this, post egg

Remembering that time we made Jamaican/Jewish fusion food for Christmas…

Body drafted!

I just ordered a pair of overalls on Poshmark to give it a try! If it goes well, I may try jeans too.

The perfect woman doesn’t exist… 👀👀👀

So… sometimes like this but made from thrifted Carhart?

If you think I didn't take thirsty pics with the Esquie mask you'd be sorely mistaken.

It took everything I had not to follow up my coworker saying “pass around” with “party bottom”.

I just want to mention something by the way. Just because I post myself naked on the internet does not mean you are entitled to 1. Touch me whenever you want and 2. Get mad when I don’t want to fuck you. I’m a human being. I do not owe you sex. I do not owe you attention. I do not owe you love.

This dick pic deserves more love than it got. 🥵

Some Mal lore that came up during Jackbox last night: The first time I topped was with a DL straight guy who turned out to be my high school bully’s father who I met from Craig’s list.

A big fat cock in a tattooed hand will always get me. 😵‍💫

I should mention my JFF is only $4.99/£3.85! Cheaper than buying me a drink or a coffee and it really does support me! If I keep up with uploading for more the rest of November then I’ll probably put the price back up again. Thank you so much to everyone who shares / replies on here too!

My husband asked me to dig through the closet with all his stuff so I can bring him some cold weather clothes when I visit at the end of the month. Thankfully he’s as type a as me with clothes, so it was all in one drawer. 🤣

Fred Flintstone Ripped clothes 👀