If you're trying to pick up a bear, this is a solid place to start...

This feels more like a draw 4?

Here's mine.

I originally thought this was targeted at Alyssa Edwards.

If all your pics are others and a bunch are gen ai? Nope.

Any #MtG or #EDH mutuals in #PDX? Gonna be down there next month and would love to play some.

I wanna know who everyone’s favorite X-Men are!!! (i was an edgelord)

Such nice dad dick.

😍

Did you hear there was a marked decrease in breast augmentation surgeries since the end of March? Apparently a lot of people canceled their planned surgeries because they were worried about looking like Bryon Noem.

I should text him 🥺

Traffic titties.

👋🏻🐻 Bye Oregon Coast

Obligatory hotel bathroom selfie before I head out.

Look at all the cute lil chubby guys!

Hehe.

We’re shirtless because faggotry.

Who knew there were so many straight men who’s dream was a toothy blow job from Gene Hackman at the end of the Bird Cage.

Hmmm… one of those Mexican trajineras you get drunk on at Xochimilco. 💋

Lovely view to wake up to.

So fuck me in my booty 'til I pass out from the pain. We can make a movie, damn, I love to scream your name. Don't you stop until you cum, I love it when you fill me up. Kiss me, say you miss me as it's dripping down my nuts.

oh i’m sorry, am i late for #fatcockfriday #fcf? 🤭🫣

We can all agree the real villain of Steven Universe is Rose Quartz, right?

Always! Also, obvi.

And we’re off!

I love how pro-work life balance my job is. I was trouble shooting something with a coworker who I told I had to leave in 20m and two mins before he said “where done for the week. Gtfo and enjoy your weekend.”

QTP with the anime with the best dub 🗣️

We got black today!

Fuck dads, marry nerds, kill twinks. (To be fair, all my fave dads and twinks are also nerds)

It’s a shock, I know.

I’m already a bit musky and it’s only 10am.

I’m driving 4h to see a bro for the weekend. Give me some questions to answer at pit stops? ngl.link/heredialangner

Someone help this very sexy, very good boy out!

Gotta share my buddy’s big cock.

It’s from the vault (and I’m sure most of you have seen it) but I’m getting ready to drive to the Oregon coast, so here’s my #FCF submission.

Come get between my legs.

Do you ever let people get tattoos of your designs @bearpadart.bsky.social? I’ve been jonesing for a cute/slutty tat and your art would be perfect!

Charlie Mac Dennis Deandra Frank Patty’s

I added four more…

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Claude" yeah well I asked Aunt Wu and she said your future is full of struggle and anguish, most of it self-inflicted.

This one?

For your #Humpday consideration.

So apparently you can make more than one island, so here are the residents of my new island so far.

He did a lil version of me!

Should I delete my friend filled Tomadachi life island and switch it to something more unhinged? It’s cute but not dramatic enough because I want good things for them.

trans people will always be safe with me. as i told my man, if he became trans, i’d fuck his pussy so hard and eat him out many times a day

Paul McCartney is an relevant hack.