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I am assuming there aren't many straight ladies among my followers but if one stumbles across this post: Why do you need so many decorative pillows?

At the point in the year where I go "this was a pretty weak year for movies" as though I don't say that every year and then generally watch a ton of great stuff in December.

I liked Frankenstein but my BF is extremely annoyed that it was set in the mid 19th century instead of the early 19th century, and my explanation of "Guillermo del Toro just really likes Daguerreotypes" is somehow not satisfying him.

I think we've become so poisoned by Marvel continuity that we can't just accept that movies don't really need continuity. They're just all basically different interpretations of the same character and none of the actors have continuity.

When it gets cold my hands start to move slowly. But right now my left hand is acting like it's cold. It is not cold. It also has a dull pain. Did I give myself arthritis after decades of doing stuff in the cold?

Aw man Colisuem's Anxiety's Kiss isn't on Tidal for some reason. I actually own the CD but that's not useful when I'm not in my house or my garage.

I am bad at reading novels because I'm always overly critical and don't enjoy anything.

Idk here's my face.

Terminal C in the Calgary airport is missing the airport staple of "A&W where someone is crying."

Kim Davis is what happens when you're too homophobic to go into a hair salon.

Personally, I'm glad we're still getting new DOOM mods.

They call him a holiday bear.

I don't think I have the sanity to endure the horrors of America so now I'm discovering that muting the right terms is a game of whack-a-mole. I don't even go there.

You know, there are some real obvious jokes I could make given the crowd I run with but I'll just leave that to your imagination.

As someone who is getting on a flight tomorrow, mighty glad that flight is not going anywhere near US airspace.

I wrote about sex, violence, and animation. And also Crying Freeman: Portrait of a Killer. I'm also going to (finally) post from the archives of my old Substack. I kept forgetting to do it and now I'm like "there was some good stuff there." But that will be spread out over weeks.

I'm reading "The Secret Life of Addie LaRue" and if this bitch doesn't become a jewel thief this entire thing is wasting its premise.

The problem with redoing a bathroom right now is all the trends suck. "I want a floor in a nice color!" "We have grey, and also different grey." "How about a decent shower?" "We have that glass that doesn't keep water in the shower."

One of the tricks has been conflating "moderate on" with "talk less about." Those are actually the opposite! The easiest way to talk less about trans issues is simply stated, unambiguous support. Travel down the road of "well we'll give up these rights..." And it sucks the air out of the room.

Current thoughts on Tokyo Xanadu EX+ I'm having fun, but I'm pretty sure it's not good. Does that make sense?

No one sucks like Gaston No one fucks like Gaston No one bottoms in big diesel trucks like Gaston

"Oh no he has a sexy voice." - When you already have a crush on someone but then you find out he also has a sexy voice.

My boss has the same haircut as Tasha Yar's sister.

i want the fat gay bird nativity scene

Hat Watch 2025! Yes, I am from Saskatchewan, how could you tell?

The trick is that you both have to work in offices full of big drama and wild personalities.

I don't think my forties will bring the chest hair I've always wanted, but I did notice like, five chest hairs in the shower, so there's a chance.

Also, I need to mention just how good this jacket makes me feel. I don't know what it is, but I can't think of another garment that has made me feel this good.

SaGa is the #1 series of games where I buy them constantly but never actually finish them ever. Anyway I'm not going to buy SaGa Frontier 2 today even though I clearly want to continue that habit.

"There's no conceptual reason you couldn't" needs to go in the grand pantheon of "things you say before an expensive failure."

I say this as a card-carrying homosexual: I could find it with my eyes closed.

Hat Watch 2025; The Claas hats were way more minimalist than I was expecting but I like it.

I wonder why some posts are more popular than others. I mean it's not like different photos of my silly face are that different from each other.

My pen mug at work.

Personally I do this look but somehow it has not resulted in any exciting developments.

I don't know what Tidal does for its algorithm but last night a suspiciously large songs about New York popped up and I just thought that was weird. Or it was making a statement about world events. Which is an odd thing to do to someone in Canada getting ice cream.

Hat Watch 2025! John Deere might be playing to a specific market with this one.

Maybe by destroying Dick Cheney you have managed to unravel the curse that was placed upon America.

Carney's budget is going to destroy universities so he can get points with racists.

It's never spelled "Kevon"

QUITE excited about seeing Neko Case and John Grant at the Vogue in Vancouver next week. QUITE excited. And yes this is basically giving internet people the chance to hunt me down.

Every day I am slightly closer to getting the gay cardinal snow globe from HomeSense.

Hat watch 2025! This John Deere hat is just good. Nice design, good colors, great fit.

I feel like the sexiest man alive is just some guy who doesn't even know it. Just out there in the world, getting down with everyone he meets, but not really realizing that he's above and beyond all of the other men who exist. "I'm nothing special" he would go, buttoning up his shirt...

"Sadly, I do have a gag reflex." "Not much of one." "No, I've just developed strategies."

Say what you will about John Deere, their hat game is STRONG.

The cassette deck on my sweet '90s stereo doesn't work. Clearly, the solution is to find a cassette player I had lying around and then plug it in to the '90s stereo so I can listen to the sweet sounds of an a-ha album I already own on vinyl.

"If she made the order I'd drink her bath water and not even use a chaser." Jesus Christ ZZ Top.

I hate mesh back office chairs and I think Herman Miller is a menace for popularizing them. Evidently this is a solitary position but I stand by it. Or sit by it.