Is the Samsung washer song Ding Dong Merrily on High? Why would you make it that song?

A British cop called "PC Loadletter."

I mean, I'd argue that I'm an exhibitionist who is slightly intimidated by my exhibitionist streak. If that makes sense. I want people to see me, but kinda grew up in an environment that prioritized hiding. Social media in lieu of therapy and all that.

The more I read about the AI data center they want to build in the RM of Sherwood, the more I think we REALLY need to take a close look at Scott Moe's bank account. There's something very obviously corrupt happening. Like, leaving aside that it's AI, this is being shoved through in an alarming way

A reminder to myself: I do not need Marl Kingdom Chronicles.

PSA: If you recognize me when I'm out and about and want to say hi, please do. I am way too awkward and weird to say hi first, I assure you.

To the absolutely gorgeous big grey haired man with a dark beard who was in the mall at noon. Hey, wanna, you know, do stuff?

Wes Anderson's Stasi

Oh God this carousel is even worse than I thought it would be.

Ever have a dream where you're not even in it?

Pie Another Day

*Showing the straight guy at work my tattoos.* "And what's the significance of the bear claw... Wait..." "Well when you're a gay man who looks like me..." "Oh that's a really tame description." "I mean you aren't interested in anything more. Unless you are." "NOPE!"

He's so cute! Also I need to stop buying these, the danger of having a place that sells them RIGHT NEXT DOOR to work.

Bluesky on Fridays.

New coworker.

*Hog Country magazine inexplicably delivered to the office. It is placed on Youth's desk by Straight Guy.* Youth: "Are you saying I'm a hog?" Straight Guy: "I'm saying you're a big hog enthusiast." And then I laughed very loudly.

The trouble with having a boyfriend of roughly the same size is that you can never be *completely* sure whose shirt you grabbed in the morning.

Fine, me in another country, I can do that. Here's me in Montana.

Very bold to attempt this after no Marvel movies broke the top 10 at the box office last year.

"What's your creative process?" I wander around the house eating twizzers and being confused.

Made a new friend.

"Yay, the basement is finally done!" "Looks like half the plugs in your office don't work." "God DAMN it."

I have too many hats for the top of the wardrobe and need a new hat solution so I actually can access all of them easily. This is not a problem most people have.

She's a squirrel On the verge of a nervous breakdown.

Places I love: The bubble tea shop that is openly hostile to children.

I don't like how the Catholic church has become Jason Statham in the Fast and/or Furious series. They were the villains in the last movie!

Final Fantasy VII Rebirth is a good game that I wish wasn't Final Fantasy VII.

i like this bear. the game is just sokoban but the bear is good

Value Village bringing the hits tonight.

Come visit and we can go for silly sweets.

It's what we all need.

Hat Watch 2026! Today we get Fort Garry Industries, which sells truck and trailer parts.

"That guy? Totally would." "He just looks like an '80s dad." "Yes, exactly."

The trouble with this tattoo is that I will have to wear sleeveless shirts more and I don't love sleeveless shirts.

Someone should have told Buick that they can use all of the taillights as brake lights.

I'm a dress with pockets

In constant danger of calling my hot coworker "hot [name]" at actual work.

It's like she didn't even watch her hit 1995 film The Net.

I like how she says that about the guy whose one job is to represent the Catholic Church. Like, that's what the pope does. It's the definition of pope-ing.

Given the sheer number of autistic people I know in polycules I think the average one will have gone on more dates than this weather-beaten ham.

Sorry, I unbutton a little and I break the website. Didn't see it coming.

I would like to speak to the weather's manager.

Now that I'm an adult I get to dress like the dudes who I kept staring at when I was much younger.

An old pickup truck is an absolutely stupid thing to own and I want this to be my last non-EV car. But I also want to listen to cassettes in a farm truck because that latent rural streak is hard to break.

My ongoing quest is to make Regina as gay as possible in order to make the city better. I don't know if I'm succeeding, but I'm trying dammit.

The problem with "to a T" is that I can't stop thinking about the sandwich giraffe and her theme song.

Uh, Garth, honey... (A huge thanks to @thealmostbear.bsky.social for indulging my weird Garth Brooks habit. Now I'm gonna have to write about these albums!)

Instagram has gone from recommending exclusively large men to also recommending I look at tortie cats.

In a moment of depression I played through the entirety of Villgust for SNES in one day - I think I was going to 5 am, just playing this genuinely bad JRPG. At a certain point you climb a mountain, and the characters talk about the amazing view. All you can see is an overhead view of the ground.

It's weird that I haven't seen Buffy since my BF literally wrote a book on the subject.