Not me, attempting to negotiate with disembodied gods in my current D&D campaign and rolling a 38... lol. Ridiculous.

I'm so fucking ready.

Last night in BL4 I had a bug where it didn't register the completion of a mission to upgrade my ultimate vault hunter level, and I rolled into the mission again only to find the grenade from the preorder pack for sale at the vending machine. In fire. At level 50. Not even mad. It's perfect.

Aww, they stabbed my sun bear in the face 😂. Get your shots.

I just had a really weird thought about how the concept of a bodhisattva is culturally opposed to the entire concept of a rapture. In buddhism and evangelical christianity the goal is escape from the world... but bodhisattvas are those who make an active choice to stay. Evangelicals want to burn it.

Finding out this chucklefuck is only 7 years older than me sure was something. Wow. arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...

Objectively hilarious timing.

Since it's bisexual day and the rapture does that mean people are going to get raptured up and down today? Maybe I've got a chance.

After my autism post yesterday, I was just thinking about how the queer experience is deeply related to the autistic one for me. At first I was ashamed, both of myself and the reactions of my parents. They were uncomfortable with both, felt like they were to blame for both, and even more 1/4

Just a reminder, as covid vaccines become available, it's both moral and ethical to lie about your health conditions to get the shot. You're protecting yourself and your community against bad faith actors and disinformation by getting the shot, even if you're getting it under false pretenses.

Comedy Central has started airing the Cleveland show reruns during breakfast instead of Futurama and I'm taking this as a personal attack.

Nice, Walgreens in Portland no longer requires a prescription for vaccines, you have to say you have a health condition but they don't ask what.

Well, there it is. Sinclair is digging in for a fight, so please help push back -- find stations in your area, watch their local news to see what ads they run, then write those advertisers to tell them you're boycotting as long as they're on a Sinclair station. List here: sbgi.net/tv-stations/

I don't want a cure for autism, I want a society that respects autistic individuals enough to accommodate us and supports us in a way that allows us to thrive.

I would always rather be us than them, every fucking day, no matter how angry or scared I get trading our humanity for the feeble hope that proximity to power will protect us is not fucking worth it we all die as we live and their picture of what "success" looks like is truly so fucking bleak

Major body horror content warnings, incredibly gory, incredibly bleak, incredibly beautiful and loaded to the gills with hidden information and meaning. This is a hell of a pilot. I'm deeply impressed.

Major body horror content warnings, incredibly gory, incredibly bleak, incredibly beautiful and loaded to the gills with hidden information and meaning. This is a hell of a pilot. I'm deeply impressed.

THE PILOT IS OUT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. youtu.be/MCAdbUaMlAE?...

They really made Olivier the most in this remake... 😂 Absolutely ridiculous. The voice acting adds a nice touch of absurdity to him. Do pick up the trails remake. It's worth it.

Gotta say it's impressive as hell when a remake is both updated and modernized, but still authentic enough that you can use walkthroughs from the original to figure things out.

Oooh Lola Young's album is out today too! music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

This goes so fucking hard.

Oh Paris Paloma is ANGRY. music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

My birthday is in 3 weeks and I have no idea what I want to do for it and I'm historically bad at planning my own birthday. 🤔

It took SO much effort to find appliances that did not connect to the Internet. I felt like such a fucking Luddite and fool trying to stick to this... And I was right to do so. Wow this sucks.

Hmmm, just beat the quest "price of freedom" in BL4... And Amon says some lines during that make him canonically queer. 🥰, I knew he was daddy but the fact he's actually Daddy 😂...

The new follower scam is they aren't the spammer themselves, but they have like one post that's a selfie, and then they've reposted the spammer accounts. The last one I saw had 300 people follow him back. C'mon guys, use a little common sense.

As someone who gets anxiety attacks with too much caffeine... Pre workout feels like an existential terror to me. Like are y'all really enjoying this? It feels crazy.

Farming Cravens nook in borderlands 4 and the "atling gun" dropped. Y'all, it's so dumb. So so dumb. I'm trying to get a better hot slugger but I guess this will do. 😂😂😂

Hot take: good intentions mean nothing with absolutely awful execution. This is a prime example. (do not "sign up" to protest. Hell, turn your phone off and leave it at home when you DO protest)

I'm absolutely cooked this morning. When I tell my boss I'm borrowing from tomorrow to pay for today, this is exactly what I mean.

10 days till my album of the year drops... Such an interminable wait for Purity Ring 😭.

Had to push myself all day for an unreasonable deadline and literally sent off "good enough" at 4:59pm.

Forgot to post it when it arrived but I got my cup from @amyraehill.bsky.social and it's everything I could have hoped for. How stunningly beautiful.

Does the ag system in this country need overhaul? Boy howdy yes. Do I think the way to do that is to crush independent farmers wholesale and hand over their operations to one of 3 corps? The fuck you say.

It's always incredible to me, when you go from caring for one dog to two, the time involved is extremely minimally changed. When you add a third dog, suddenly it's doubled. Glad we got to return the third dog last night 😂.

Got my favorite gun in BL, in BL4... Now I'm happy. As a Jacobs ricochet build Amon, this thing slaps.

Noticed pretty significant performance drop in bl4... Quit my game, restarted, and it's running so much better. What the fuck is going on behind the scenes, yikes.

Borderlands 4 pro tip, always tip your bartender.

I gotta say, I really appreciate how no one pushes or pressures me when they ask if I'm going to bearracuda and my response is, "oh no, definitely too autistic for that." 😂

Did not intend to stay at the eagle for 5 hours tonight but... Honestly, great night. The most rambunctious I've seen it in a very long time.

I'm playing borderlands 4 for the plot. The plot:

Nintendo has the absolute worst timing for their press conferences. I'm no where near awake enough to follow on the West Coast.

stroke on 9/11 just like Ted Cruz

Rather than keep reporting cockroaches, I've made a blocklist to collect them. I'm only going to maintain it for like a week until the astroturfing stops, and will only add new accounts that are engaging in inauthentic Charlie Kirk anger spam. Here's the blocklist link. bsky.app/profile/did:...

I've definitely been spoiled by other RPG demos lately, the Digimon demo is only about an hour, hour and a half long. Trails chapter 1 was close to 7, unicorn overlord was capped at 5 hours. Though it did put a pretty strong foot forward.

Who the fuck is paying Ted Cruz to so aggressively fight against AI regulations? He's not that smart, he's not that plugged into tech. It's fucking weird.

When you go to preorder a book and find that you already preordered it 5 months ago... Just makes it absolutely certain I'm going to be surprised when it shows up on my Kindle.

Oh, all that happened while I was getting my beard trimmed. I was deeply confused as to why my phone was blowing up. 🤷‍♂️ Beard trim turned out great at least.

IG sometimes has a way of being deeply funny. Today it served up a short clip of Charlie Kirk throwing a Nazi slogan at a German during a debate when he thought he was on the same side. The German is deeply uncomfortable and says no, not quite. You don't casually throw around Nazi slogans.