Friends are all going to a rave so I'm at home alone on New Year's Eve... Honestly not that bad. Kind of peaceful. Can Natey sure this fucked up year actually leaves at some point tonight.

reposting mitski affirmations for the new year. listen up bloomfs, this is important for the whole ecosystem:

This year I'm going to ask y'all to try to do three things. 1. Learn how to ask for help without shame. 2. Learn how to tell folks that you don't have the ability or space to help without shame. 3. Learn how to accept a no without taking it personally. These things have helped me greatly.

Another way to very quickly earn a block is to follow me with an account that's advocating for centrism 😂. In this age? No. No thank you. Fuck off.

What a weird fucking year. So much happened, so much awful shit, so much good shit, so much shit. I want nothing more than a quiet and safe year for me and my friends in 2026 and I know in my heart that's not gonna happen. That hurts. But I'll get through it. We'll get through it.

The dig against Catan in the latest Bob's burgers is perfect. 😂

Also it's been like, 8 years since I've done a pull-up and today I was able to knock out 3x3 with good form 🥰.

Controversial opinion, Gachikuta has better fight scenes than solo leveling.

Got a special at the gym I was training at with @spark.fit , our last session was today and I got absolutely what I wanted out of it. I'm feeling confident about where my working weights are at, I know the areas I want to focus on, and best of all I'm confident in the gym again. 🥰 1/2

Had someone follow me this morning whose page glorified meth usage and chemsex, and there's not many ways to catch a block faster. Yikes.

I feel like I've made it past the hump, I've successfully cut my caffeine intake in half this break.

I miss the time when sports betting was illegal.

We can fit 6+ people on the couch but somehow I'm struggling to fit with two dogs and a cat on it.

What is it about auto insurance companies? There's at least two using AI bullshit for commercials now.

Enter the new year like a long-eared rabbit emerging through a curtain of tall grass to face the stars 🌌

I've been pinned down by Anthony Pettis.

The final boob light is gone. I've officially replaced every single light fixture in this entire condo.

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So my friend sent me a meme that used the term gender non-compliance. I've realized my gender is masculine malicious compliance. I'm going to present aggressively masculine but also as soft as I can possibly get. I will train combat sports but I'm gonna laugh and comfort you the whole time.

About last night...

Welp, on the interest list for a Subaru uncharted. Fwd in Orange 😍.

Last night I had to laugh because the one TV not showing porn at the eagle was showing heated rivalry.

Did I just commit to installing a ceiling fan this week too? Yes... Ugh. Last boob light, begone.

Mountain is out today.

It arrived today. 4 of my new dishes were broken. How fucking well did they bother to inspect it?

About last night...

Goddamn I felt really fucking good going out to the bar in my leather shirt. I guess I really am entering my leather daddy era 😂.

Trying to lace up boots while wearing a very tight leather shirt... I get why they get boys to do this.

So you're telling me a fat ass is a sign of ADHD and autism? Huh.

If you're in the Portland area, Freddy's has hams for 80% off... We got two hams for $8. They freeze great.

I swear @spark.fit is on a mission to turn more of my shirts into crop tops.

You’re almost never going to outcompete a dishwasher in efficiency — it reuses water, does a better job at cleaning, saves time. One of the biggest W’s in the history of technology.

I think FedEx broke my new IKEA dishes.

Really getting tired of people riding bikes at night in dark clothing with zero lights on their bikes. Like... How are y'all seeing to get around? Are you asking me to hit you? Do you have a death wish?

A friend was clearing out some of his closets while I was over tonight and ended up coming home with a few delightful pieces of second hand gear. Merry Christmas to me 🥰.

A friend was clearing out some of his closets while I was over tonight and ended up coming home with a few delightful pieces of second hand gear. Merry Christmas to me 🥰.

Very glad that my water bottle is doing a good job of signaling that I'm definitely not heterosexual in the locker room at the gym.

I absolutely gave up on trying to maintain order in satisfactory.

I forgot to turn my alarm off this morning 😭.

Shit came up 😭.

It's so funny (and deeply sad) that it's impossible to tell if the redaction failure was an intentional act of resistance, or a huge, flashing sign that everyone competent has left the administration.

Last work day of the year, boss isn't working, no deadlines pending, nothing needing to be done immediately... Why am I even bothering to log in? 😂

Hahahahahahahaha

I've got a telemedicine appointment, I log in 5 minutes early, and he still hasn't started it 10 minutes after the start time... Frustrating.

I just uploaded @jasonparis.bsky.social 's recording of the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" to YouTube:

Nicki Minaj after going full MAGA

Also this is why I wanted to get rid of the banister. I sent this pic to a friend and he said he's seen thoughts and prayers that were more effective at securing something. This was not safe. Absolutely a hazard. It's actually safer to have nothing there at this point. Longer in the alt text.

Might be getting ahead of myself a bit.

I just noticed that Andrew Tate got his ass handed to him by a guy wearing pink boxing gloves and that makes the whole situation even more satisfying.

Incredible and kind of terrifying how quickly the water went up here.