Booked a massage for Monday night. After how this month has gone I need it.

A dom I've played with in the past called me bear boy this morning and 🥺😵‍💫🥴

The demo for the adventures of Elliot is robust and shockingly long. I'm really impressed.

It's unfair that I still have to do laundry with all the other shit I have to manage right now.

I for one heartily endorse shipping every billionaire to a lifeless rock millions of miles away where they will struggle to live and will have to work every single day of their existence in order to survive

Unsolicited dog pic.

Three huge deadlines between today and yesterday. I'm fucking tired.

Insane thing to post as you're implementing the segregation of trans people across the UK. "...to trans people who have spent far too long in uncertainty, waiting for confirmation on how they will be able to live out their daily lives in public." And then basically answering: they shouldn't.

Who the fuck asked for this? Diplo? Fuck that guy too.

Just a reminder to enable at least email two factor authentication on your accounts.

Huh. Destiny is coming to an end. The writing has been on the wall for a while but it's kind of crazy to see it actually announced.

Finishing Dungeon Crawler Carl 8 and immediately jumping into Murderbot's platform decay just feels right.

Do I claim stolen valor and pretend I was at January 6th to get a payout from the new government slush fund? 😂 I hate that everyone there looks like a trashier version of me so I might as well get something out of it... 🤔😂

Do my traps count for hump day? Trying some new angles.

Do my traps count for hump day? Trying some new angles.

One of the highlights of the spring was getting to sit down with my first BDSM mentor over brunch and thank him for showing me the kind of person I wanted to be in this community. I'm not copying, I'm not emulating, but I'm evolving from that. He always made me feel safe, so I'm carrying that on.

I dunno, I'm certainly willing to try, you fucking ghoul. Why stop at doubling tho?

I appreciate Barney Frank’s legacy as an out gay politician when it was very difficult to do that. I just wish he’d have used his empathy to understand that trans people are fighting the same fight, rather than using his last breath to throw them under the bus

I think I'm finally to the point where I'm really starting to miss IML. I got fatigued there for a bit going every year (when it's a $50 round trip train ride, you go every year). Maybe I'll start planning my return next year.

Regular show the lost tapes, by putting these episodes at indeterminate times in the middle of the overall narrative, removes the entirety of narrative stakes from the reboot. Regular show ended up with one of the most satisfying endings, real heart in that one... This feels hollow.

Wondering how long it's going to take for some nefarious hacker to break into a fortune 500 company just to install code that burns ai compute tokens on absolute hogwash resulting in hundreds of thousands of dollars in random cost for no benefit. I'm also wondering how long it'll take em to see it

I miss when Google I/O was actual features and camera tech rather than... Whatever the fuck this is.

The problem with the fact you can't copyright AI slop is that no one would want to pirate it in the first place.

Hot guys crushing watermelons with their thighs for women's heart health is incredibly hot and incredibly wholesome. I love this trend, unironically.

What an incredible fucking lineup. Geezus.

Pre written software is the new how do you do fellow kids? I buy my software in bulk code bins at the grocery store and assemble it myself.

Lol I did my math wrong and my weighted hip thrusts are actually 250lbs not 240. That's almost two of me when I was a Twink.

Still thinking about dungeon crawler Carl 8. "We sluggalos have a code. That code is ‘unity, support, family, and kneecapping bitches.’"

Pup night was 100% worth it! It was so great being able to meet @hephaestusx.bsky.social and @ingot.bsky.social in person! ❤️

It's fuck it Friday and I'm posting another one from the series I took earlier in the week. I'm still laughing over this absolutely perfect autism awareness rashguard. People always say I'm a handful when I wrestle, they have no idea.

Did I win Diablo 4? 😂 I've never had this good of luck.

Oh no I finished it 😭.

It's fuck it Friday and I'm posting another one from the series I took earlier in the week. I'm still laughing over this absolutely perfect autism awareness rashguard. People always say I'm a handful when I wrestle, they have no idea.

So we're having intermittent issues with the water heater and I went to start a warranty claim... Was hoping for a service tech to come out but instead they just issued me a $1250 Lowe's gift card? What the fuck? They didn't even talk to me?

Weeknight concerts make me so sleepy the next day 😭.

When you're at a concert and the performer tells you to jump up and down, but it's the day after leg day and you're almost 40, so the best you can do is like, hop twice.

Also oops I read half of dungeon crawler Carl 8 yesterday.

Florence Welch could start a cult and I would sign up with no hesitation.

This one is pretty great too.

The first episode of regular show the lost tapes has honestly terrifying implications for the universe and is somehow deeply, deeply dark. Did not expect that at all.

I'm having a heck of a night.

If anything was going to make me a terrorist enemy of the government, I'm proud it was my support of trans rights.

This Lykke Li album feels so much more developed and mature than her previous work and I'm loving it. Makes me sad she said it might be her last album. music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

I'm turning 40 this year (October) and I have no idea what the fuck I'm gonna do for my birthday. I always struggle with this.

Slept poorly because of rolling thunder at midnight last night... What the fuck?

I got a new rashguard and it's fucking hilarious. It's for autism awareness and a colab with Tom Hardy. Considering most of the time I wrestle blind I absolutely had to get one. Plus I love how I feel in spandex.

went to Menards to prepare for pride month with the youth

I got a new rashguard and it's fucking hilarious. It's for autism awareness and a colab with Tom Hardy. Considering most of the time I wrestle blind I absolutely had to get one. Plus I love how I feel in spandex.