If I heard this in the clubs I’d dance my ass off idgaf youtu.be/dgJWZiBt6_w

Can you feel the sunshine? Does it brighten up your day?

I’d rather drink piss than Dasani

I’ve started putting just a teensy weensy itsy bitsy demi wispy pinch of salt in my coffee and it has made it a thousand times more fierce

Playing Pokémon to keep my mind off of terrible personal developments is like putting a bandaid over a bullet wound

I cooka da pizza

Sucks to feel like your life is ending just when it was starting

Oh yay bad news! Just what I wanted! Not stressed enough! 😍😍😍

The lustrous doll of Lumiose

Going out with the girls tonight and frantically trying to reach rank D before then 😩

people who are "too scared" to go to Seattle are also afraid of their own shadows. scary ass bitches.

The only shinies I have so far being the free Mareep from that one side mission, Pidgey, and Patrat… like girl who cares

its always 2 dumb bitches telling eachother "exactlyyyy"

Sonic R’s soundtrack is absolutely legendary

Grinded all the way to rank F and have nearly finished 100 Pokédex entries ooooh the girls can’t take it

Reached Rank V in ZA… it’s getting gaggy

Ok y’all it looks like I actually have a good chance of landing this opportunity 😫 if yes then I will post ass again and if not then I’m gonna stay covered up

Only put like 4.5 hours into ZA so far but I’m having a blast esp now that I’ve made it out of tutorial hell

I will never EVER forgive that piece of shit.

Do you worship the dolls?

Can’t play ZA till after this innerviu smh

I have a great opportunity right in front of me please send good vibes, good luck, and good dick that I’ll get it 🥺

I absolutely adore Legends ZA so far but that Abra on the rooftop in the first wild zone can buzz off 😭

Kalos I’m coming

Saying shit like crikey and dingo ate my baby around my Switch 2 to trick her into thinking I’m Australian so she’ll let me play Legends ZA

Need to use someone’s chest as a pillow

This pumpkin spice creamer is turning me outtttt

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

Yves Academy potentially going public ooooh maybe we’ll make some fierce new friends

If I seriously get fucked over bc my package got lost in the mail I’m leaving this planet

I’m on other platforms too btw

Do you worship the dolls?

This ass is too fierce not to be seen or felt…

You’ll never know peace if you don’t master the art of keeping some opinions to yourself

Gen 10 leaks look sooooo fierce these could be the best main series games in a decade

Ready to be sacrificed

Haunted house wasn’t very haunting but I had an absolute blast with my drag divas 💖

The Ace Attorney series turns 24 today, with its debut in the West just over 20 years ago! Thank you all for joining us in our pursuits! Soon you can experience the first game in new ways when the free update for Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Trilogy arrives on November 19!

Tempted to go to a haunted house with my drag friends tonight

On this day 13 years ago Pokémon made the jump to 3D… XY were cute when they came out but nowadays they’re dated af

Call my hair a robe bunny the way she loves to get all knotted up 😑

Had a dream I was at supper with 12 oomfs and one betrayed me…

The temptation to stay in bed all day

Should I become a furry

October is supposed to be a month of joy and so far it’s been one of the worst months of the year like should I just go sail away or something

Has anyone heard from @viridian.bsky.social this month? Really concerned for them

Some of these new mega evolutions are fierce but some of them I’m questioning why they made the choices they made…

It hurts to be rejected over and over

Why do so many people brake on the freeway with nothing in front of them… it’s called the freeway not the stopway luv