A lady came into the pie shop where I worked and complimented my boss's blue eyes. She pointed at me and said "like... his eyes are just regular blue but yours are beautiful."

We're going to a clothing optional resort soon, and though I doubt I'll get nude, I'll give the men there a liiiiiittle philanthropy in these shorts. 😛 #MCM Might delete 🤔

Hope you had a good Saturday evening ✌️💪 Ears got lowered so I think I'm supposed to show everyone. 💁‍♂️

The Mariokart World OST continues to bring me such incredible joy. I listen to it nearly every day. This is the best song on it but there aren't any losers! Love this game so damn much. youtu.be/oyieDrmcgAk?...

yeah im bummed about sora. bummed i sora bunch of stupid fake videos

Post a gaming picture that gives you video game anxiety.

Working late and taking a long lunch to work out has been a good way to ensure I'm energetic for my workouts. Feeling sexy today! 💪

I finished Resident Evil Requiem... this was my first solo Survival Horror experience and to help you truly understand what a big deal it is that I finished it, here is 6 seconds that represents how well I handled the rest of my 15 hour run. (Spoiler: not very) #ResidentEvil #ResidentEvilRequiem

What's a song you get to on your playlist that you end up putting on repeat for hours? (Video game edition) "Serenade of Respite" from Sea of Stars is one of the best video game songs ever. It is a perfect song from a stellar OST for a spectacular game. youtu.be/F8BAceW0CE4?...

Is anyone else who grew up playing Pokémon (and still plays the modern games) a little whiplashed by the difficulty of Leaf Green/Fire Red? 🤣 Every single trainer in this game is passing me off... and I am so damn sick of being confused and poisoned! 🤬 Gonna go back to Reqiuem to relieve stress.

I guess it's THAT day again. Working today instead of playing Pokopia... but it could be worse. I could be playing Resident Evil. 🫢 Happy #MCM 🖤🤍

Hoyyyy happy Friday n' all that. I hope your week has been good, and that this weekend your residents are eviled and your poko's are pia'd. 😛

Finally the cuntiest part of my dance cover. 😅 While learning this, I wasn't sure if I'd be physically capable of doing this dance break at 37 years old. Regardless of who cares; I'm proud of myself, think I look amazing, and will continue doing crappy kpop covers as long as I am able. 😛

Anyone else addicted to #Pokopia? #Pokemon

Be it a person (friends), activity (work/excercise), or necessity (eating/sleeping), I am annoyed at everything that is preventing me from playing Pokopia. The Mario Kart World OST is helping a bit though. Great soundtrack for Mar10!

...and now we're married. 🥰 Best DMs I ever slid into! We still regularly nerd about all the things we love and fantasize about what characters will be in the next Smash Bros.

This just in: Chest was chesting after chest day. 💪

I'm growing my hair out a bit and have some curls on the back of my head again. ☺️

Walp, what can I say except that I loved it?? Will def play another one of these games because I'm done with it and I totes played it!

I'm getting Resident Evil Requiem on Switch 2. Other than RE5&6 (which I played through with my husband) it will be my first RE game. For context on what a big deal this is, I can't play the Luigi's Mansion mini game in Nintendo Land without screaming in horror... I'm preemptively nervous. 😬😅

If you choose to respond to a bad person by pointing out what you perceive are their physical flaws, you are only showing the world that your maturing ended sometime in middle school. 💁‍♂️ Hold shitty people accountable without making others who share their physical traits feel shitty too.

✅️👕/❎️👕

#Pokemon30 Who’s your favorite… …Starter? …Pokémon? …Eeveelution? …Legendary?

Lookit my cute hubsind. (But don't touch! 😡) (Okay, touch too 😁)

Fuck your ChatGPT, if I want to see a caricature of myself I will make the effort to go to the seaside and pay £15 for a cruel man to give me body dysmorphia like we’ve always done.

👋 Hoi 👋

Well ya DUH 😛🤓

Yes, I am FULLY aware only 4 people care, but I'm finishing my list of top cuntiest parts of my WANNABE dance cover. 👑 2nd cuntiest part is the shoulders/intro. The shoulders were the 1st part I learned because I wasn't sure if I'd be able to do them at all. 😅 I think I nailed it. 🤓

Do not fucking put AI slop into my skyline.

Hey you. 😡 Happy Monday. Don't go too hard on yourself this week and make sure to take some time to do something that brings you joy. 😤 #mcm

Decided to say "goodbye" to my jawline and "hello again" to the porn stache.

Little bit of chest, little bit of legs... great end to a great weekend. 💪

My hair actually just does whatever the hell it wants with absolutely no regard to my feelings. 😅 🖤🤍 #MCM Have a great week!

Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

I had a rough day today. I'm thankful for all the sexy mens and thems on here. 🥰

My attachment to each #Nintendo franchise. 💚⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ Earthbound 💚💚💚💚⭕️ Metroid 💚⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ Star Fox 💚💚💚💚💚 Mario 💚💚⭕️⭕️⭕️ Rhythm Heaven 💚💚💚💚💚 WarioWare 💚💚💚💚⭕️ Donkey Kong 💚💚💚💚⭕️ Kirby 💚💚💚💚💚 Pokémon 💚💚💚⭕️⭕️ F-Zero 💚💚💚💚💚 Zelda ⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ Fire Emblem 💚⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ Pikmin 💚💚💚💚💚Animal Crossing 💚💚💚💚💚 Splatoon 💚💚💚💚⭕️ Xenoblade

Good morning, happy Monday and #MCM n' all that. Stay safe and warm today. 🖤🤍

Alright top 3 cuntiest parts of my video, starting with this section... the Bob in the joy con tank top has two messups in this section the resulted in me having to edit creatively or change my choreo for later Bobs. He was my first Bob recorded so I was able to adjust later Bobs. It worked out!

Been sick since the New Year... first 2026 workout was a nice little pump. I'm finally feeling healthy but my hair needs cut and I need a rub down! 🥺

Here's the second least cunty part of my dance cover. That being said, it's still like a 7/10 on a scale of how much cunt that I, personally, am capable of serving. When I started learning this dance, I was not physically capable of doing the squat... I fell countless times trying to learn it. 😅

If you thought I was going to post my dance once and then never talk about it again, you were wrong! 🥰 In this thread I will count down each section of the dance cover in order of cuntiness, starting with least cunt served. This section, though maybe my fav, is way too cute to be considered cunty.

If you enjoy looking at me, wait until you look at 5 of me dancing for 3 and a half minutes! Please enjoy my cover of "WANNABE" by ITZY! 👑 youtu.be/LtOqokcZEYI?...

Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.

Spent hours recording a new dance a few days ago... I can't wait to edit it. 🥰 I realize next to nobody cares, but I love having this as a creative outlet and fun way to exercise.

I'm just gonna say it... I didn't love Donkey Kong Bananza. Most of the bananas were just dig until you find it then realize there was an actual intended path that would've been way more fun to do. Not to mention is was just plain frustrating toward the end. 🥺 Breaks my heart, but didn't love it.

Need this button for everything

Maybe I'm in the minority here, but I find it really off-putting when people boast about a particular physical feature being superior when that physical feature is completely out of one's control.

Happy Monday 🖤🤍 I hope everyone (who celebrates the holidays or who has a difficult time this time of year) has a manageable week.

I can't live like this anymore