Post workout philantropy for you in honor of nothing. I'm just a ho. 🤷‍♂️ 😘

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🙂🌵 and 👕🚫 Happy pride! Yay gay!

Don't care if the movie is new. This is already iconic. #Obsession

I feel beefy... 🌮🔔

Sharing a smile with you on #MCM. 😀

✨fuck AI✨ all my homies hate AI I dreamt up this sticker yesterday so I made it real ✨ get it here: mcapriglione.art #caturday

What are the Six Genders? Wrong answers only

No offense to every other human, but today is the birthday of the world's BEST human: @chaseruni.bsky.social Take a sec and wish my husband a happy fucking birthday, dammit! (Lookit those big brown eyes... 🥺🫠)

If you're not gonna have the balls to give this man a bulge of any kind, then don't waste everyone's time by putting him in a wetsuit.

I'm not feeling very monochrome today. I would prefer this week start with a splash of color. 🌈

Hope your weekend is good so far and that you did something nice for yourself today. 😘✌️

My favorite singer dropped a new song and has an EP coming out 6/26! New song by Debbii Dawson means summer may officially commence. #DebbiiDawson youtu.be/QoTbMt_UWz8?...

The original trilogy (though iconic) are kinda boring and difficult to follow. I never know why we're going to where we're headed. The newest trilogy of films (if we can set aside that some characters didn't get the plots they deserved) are overall the most entertaining, action packed and funny. 🤷‍♂️

If you see this, post a bird. How about several? These are the turkeys my ex and I raised together. The skinny twink pictured is me before my twinkhood died. The turkeys were incredibly social and friendly. I loved them! 🦃

I would like to thank my YouTube algorithm for pushing me the Katamari Damacy OST today. Mood instantly better. 🥰 youtu.be/8UcT1rJPw-U?...

🤷‍♂️ Boobs of Bob's.💁‍♂️ (I can't be trusted to write a caption without misspelling something - just enjoy my boobs)

Been trying lately to lean up a bit around the midsection... Intermittent fasting and jump-rope seem to be the killer combo. Not hating the results. May delete later cuz 👉 👈

As if being gay or non binary wasn't enough, this solidifies that Tomodachi Life just wasn't made for Republicans. 💁‍♂️

A lady came into the pie shop where I worked and complimented my boss's blue eyes. She pointed at me and said "like... his eyes are just regular blue but yours are beautiful."

We're going to a clothing optional resort soon, and though I doubt I'll get nude, I'll give the men there a liiiiiittle philanthropy in these shorts. 😛 #MCM Might delete 🤔

Hope you had a good Saturday evening ✌️💪 Ears got lowered so I think I'm supposed to show everyone. 💁‍♂️

The Mariokart World OST continues to bring me such incredible joy. I listen to it nearly every day. This is the best song on it but there aren't any losers! Love this game so damn much. youtu.be/oyieDrmcgAk?...

yeah im bummed about sora. bummed i sora bunch of stupid fake videos

Post a gaming picture that gives you video game anxiety.

Working late and taking a long lunch to work out has been a good way to ensure I'm energetic for my workouts. Feeling sexy today! 💪

I finished Resident Evil Requiem... this was my first solo Survival Horror experience and to help you truly understand what a big deal it is that I finished it, here is 6 seconds that represents how well I handled the rest of my 15 hour run. (Spoiler: not very) #ResidentEvil #ResidentEvilRequiem

What's a song you get to on your playlist that you end up putting on repeat for hours? (Video game edition) "Serenade of Respite" from Sea of Stars is one of the best video game songs ever. It is a perfect song from a stellar OST for a spectacular game. youtu.be/F8BAceW0CE4?...

Is anyone else who grew up playing Pokémon (and still plays the modern games) a little whiplashed by the difficulty of Leaf Green/Fire Red? 🤣 Every single trainer in this game is passing me off... and I am so damn sick of being confused and poisoned! 🤬 Gonna go back to Reqiuem to relieve stress.

I guess it's THAT day again. Working today instead of playing Pokopia... but it could be worse. I could be playing Resident Evil. 🫢 Happy #MCM 🖤🤍

Hoyyyy happy Friday n' all that. I hope your week has been good, and that this weekend your residents are eviled and your poko's are pia'd. 😛

Finally the cuntiest part of my dance cover. 😅 While learning this, I wasn't sure if I'd be physically capable of doing this dance break at 37 years old. Regardless of who cares; I'm proud of myself, think I look amazing, and will continue doing crappy kpop covers as long as I am able. 😛

Anyone else addicted to #Pokopia? #Pokemon

Be it a person (friends), activity (work/excercise), or necessity (eating/sleeping), I am annoyed at everything that is preventing me from playing Pokopia. The Mario Kart World OST is helping a bit though. Great soundtrack for Mar10!

...and now we're married. 🥰 Best DMs I ever slid into! We still regularly nerd about all the things we love and fantasize about what characters will be in the next Smash Bros.

This just in: Chest was chesting after chest day. 💪

I'm growing my hair out a bit and have some curls on the back of my head again. ☺️

Walp, what can I say except that I loved it?? Will def play another one of these games because I'm done with it and I totes played it!

I'm getting Resident Evil Requiem on Switch 2. Other than RE5&6 (which I played through with my husband) it will be my first RE game. For context on what a big deal this is, I can't play the Luigi's Mansion mini game in Nintendo Land without screaming in horror... I'm preemptively nervous. 😬😅

If you choose to respond to a bad person by pointing out what you perceive are their physical flaws, you are only showing the world that your maturing ended sometime in middle school. 💁‍♂️ Hold shitty people accountable without making others who share their physical traits feel shitty too.

✅️👕/❎️👕

#Pokemon30 Who’s your favorite… …Starter? …Pokémon? …Eeveelution? …Legendary?

Lookit my cute hubsind. (But don't touch! 😡) (Okay, touch too 😁)

Fuck your ChatGPT, if I want to see a caricature of myself I will make the effort to go to the seaside and pay £15 for a cruel man to give me body dysmorphia like we’ve always done.

👋 Hoi 👋

Well ya DUH 😛🤓

Yes, I am FULLY aware only 4 people care, but I'm finishing my list of top cuntiest parts of my WANNABE dance cover. 👑 2nd cuntiest part is the shoulders/intro. The shoulders were the 1st part I learned because I wasn't sure if I'd be able to do them at all. 😅 I think I nailed it. 🤓

Do not fucking put AI slop into my skyline.

Hey you. 😡 Happy Monday. Don't go too hard on yourself this week and make sure to take some time to do something that brings you joy. 😤 #mcm