Walp, what can I say except that I loved it?? Will def play another one of these games because I'm done with it and I totes played it!

I'm getting Resident Evil Requiem on Switch 2. Other than RE5&6 (which I played through with my husband) it will be my first RE game. For context on what a big deal this is, I can't play the Luigi's Mansion mini game in Nintendo Land without screaming in horror... I'm preemptively nervous. 😬😅

If you choose to respond to a bad person by pointing out what you perceive are their physical flaws, you are only showing the world that your maturing ended sometime in middle school. 💁‍♂️ Hold shitty people accountable without making others who share their physical traits feel shitty too.

✅️👕/❎️👕

#Pokemon30 Who’s your favorite… …Starter? …Pokémon? …Eeveelution? …Legendary?

Lookit my cute hubsind. (But don't touch! 😡) (Okay, touch too 😁)

Fuck your ChatGPT, if I want to see a caricature of myself I will make the effort to go to the seaside and pay £15 for a cruel man to give me body dysmorphia like we’ve always done.

👋 Hoi 👋

Well ya DUH 😛🤓

Yes, I am FULLY aware only 4 people care, but I'm finishing my list of top cuntiest parts of my WANNABE dance cover. 👑 2nd cuntiest part is the shoulders/intro. The shoulders were the 1st part I learned because I wasn't sure if I'd be able to do them at all. 😅 I think I nailed it. 🤓

Do not fucking put AI slop into my skyline.

Hey you. 😡 Happy Monday. Don't go too hard on yourself this week and make sure to take some time to do something that brings you joy. 😤 #mcm

Decided to say "goodbye" to my jawline and "hello again" to the porn stache.

Little bit of chest, little bit of legs... great end to a great weekend. 💪

My hair actually just does whatever the hell it wants with absolutely no regard to my feelings. 😅 🖤🤍 #MCM Have a great week!

Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

I had a rough day today. I'm thankful for all the sexy mens and thems on here. 🥰

My attachment to each #Nintendo franchise. 💚⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ Earthbound 💚💚💚💚⭕️ Metroid 💚⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ Star Fox 💚💚💚💚💚 Mario 💚💚⭕️⭕️⭕️ Rhythm Heaven 💚💚💚💚💚 WarioWare 💚💚💚💚⭕️ Donkey Kong 💚💚💚💚⭕️ Kirby 💚💚💚💚💚 Pokémon 💚💚💚⭕️⭕️ F-Zero 💚💚💚💚💚 Zelda ⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ Fire Emblem 💚⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ Pikmin 💚💚💚💚💚Animal Crossing 💚💚💚💚💚 Splatoon 💚💚💚💚⭕️ Xenoblade

Good morning, happy Monday and #MCM n' all that. Stay safe and warm today. 🖤🤍

Alright top 3 cuntiest parts of my video, starting with this section... the Bob in the joy con tank top has two messups in this section the resulted in me having to edit creatively or change my choreo for later Bobs. He was my first Bob recorded so I was able to adjust later Bobs. It worked out!

Been sick since the New Year... first 2026 workout was a nice little pump. I'm finally feeling healthy but my hair needs cut and I need a rub down! 🥺

Here's the second least cunty part of my dance cover. That being said, it's still like a 7/10 on a scale of how much cunt that I, personally, am capable of serving. When I started learning this dance, I was not physically capable of doing the squat... I fell countless times trying to learn it. 😅

If you thought I was going to post my dance once and then never talk about it again, you were wrong! 🥰 In this thread I will count down each section of the dance cover in order of cuntiness, starting with least cunt served. This section, though maybe my fav, is way too cute to be considered cunty.

If you enjoy looking at me, wait until you look at 5 of me dancing for 3 and a half minutes! Please enjoy my cover of "WANNABE" by ITZY! 👑 youtu.be/LtOqokcZEYI?...

Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.

Spent hours recording a new dance a few days ago... I can't wait to edit it. 🥰 I realize next to nobody cares, but I love having this as a creative outlet and fun way to exercise.

I'm just gonna say it... I didn't love Donkey Kong Bananza. Most of the bananas were just dig until you find it then realize there was an actual intended path that would've been way more fun to do. Not to mention is was just plain frustrating toward the end. 🥺 Breaks my heart, but didn't love it.

Need this button for everything

Maybe I'm in the minority here, but I find it really off-putting when people boast about a particular physical feature being superior when that physical feature is completely out of one's control.

Happy Monday 🖤🤍 I hope everyone (who celebrates the holidays or who has a difficult time this time of year) has a manageable week.

I can't live like this anymore

Four isn't enough for a year as good as this one was... here's four of my favorite pics with my hunk of a husband and our beautiful friends aaaand...

It's a comf scrumpts kinda day 🥱💤

Happy snowy Monday ❄️

This year, instead of "let's circle back to that after the holidays," I've been trying, "not my problem you stupid bitch." Results pending.

Got this shirt because I've been really into sports and watching games in which competitors have an objective they have to complete involving a sport ball of some type.

Got these framed today. Wherever they are hung, they'll be next to each other because they convey the same message I think.

Anyone ever heard of Napple Tale? Sega Dreamcast Japan exclusive. I want a remake/re-release simply because the music is absolutely incredible and I want more people to hear it. 😡

I got a new tattoo! Or three new tattoos? Kokiri Emerald 💚 Goron Ruby ❤️ Zora Sapphire 💙 I love them and I just want MORE. (Tattoos, not spiritual stones 😛)

I am the husband who fell... no I didn't get hurt. It was worth it to get this creation from him. 🤣 He is angry because I have a habit of doing this and he gets scared every time because he thinks I'm gonna hurt myself. 😅🥰 I love his art so much!

My husband seductively walked up to me today while we were working out and tried to touch it. 😡

“God really does hate fags,” - me to me when I’m asked to do my job

My high school sweetheart and I were fooling around and he put hand up my shirt to play with my nipple and instead started enthusiastically rubbing this skin tag. 😫😭🤣 I was too embarassed to say anything so I just let it happppennnnnn oh God 😭

Fun fact: I used to have my nipples pierced (it SUCKED for me). The person who pierced my nipples said mine were the smallest they ever pierced 🥺 lol

😌&😬 Happy weekend!

Last night's Halloween lewk. @bobtimeis808.bsky.social

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

I never shared my new raccoon tattoo! Inny cute? (complete with instructions for viewing) If you spent your summers in Northern Michigan (like I did), you may recognize him.