I am the husband who fell... no I didn't get hurt. It was worth it to get this creation from him. 🤣 He is angry because I have a habit of doing this and he gets scared every time because he thinks I'm gonna hurt myself. 😅🥰 I love his art so much!

My husband seductively walked up to me today while we were working out and tried to touch it. 😡

“God really does hate fags,” - me to me when I’m asked to do my job

My high school sweetheart and I were fooling around and he put hand up my shirt to play with my nipple and instead started enthusiastically rubbing this skin tag. 😫😭🤣 I was too embarassed to say anything so I just let it happppennnnnn oh God 😭

Fun fact: I used to have my nipples pierced (it SUCKED for me). The person who pierced my nipples said mine were the smallest they ever pierced 🥺 lol

😌&😬 Happy weekend!

Last night's Halloween lewk. @bobtimeis808.bsky.social

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

I never shared my new raccoon tattoo! Inny cute? (complete with instructions for viewing) If you spent your summers in Northern Michigan (like I did), you may recognize him.

I love this dude so fucking much. 🥰

Hewwo, happy Saturday 😘

Got COVID, couldn't get my haircut and couldn't really workout as much as I wanted to... but now I am BACK and more powerful than ever so WATCH OUT. 🙂😛

We can’t have an accurate conversation about trans identity

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Begrudgingly started playing #Deadbydaylight again (after 3 year hiatus) and this was within the first 30 seconds 🔊🔊🔊

I shaved my head...

Four pics to defend your face card (Silly excuse to post pics but whatever I haven't posted a selfie in awhile and I hate that for you 💔)

Banh Mi and boba tea !

If you’re feeling sad, just remember, the Earth is 4.543 billion years old and you managed to exist at the exact same time as me

“Gagging”

I've been watching takes from my failed attempt to make a new Kpop dance cover and you know what? I was being too hard on myself that day. I look good and am proud I can move like this at 37... wouldn't have been able to do this a year ago. 😀

leaked part 3 ending trust 🙏 #megaconlive #FF7R

I'm still disappointed this #Overwatch TikTok I made didn't do numbers cuz I feel like this is fucking 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙙𝙮 𝙜𝙤𝙡𝙙 y'all. 🔊

One of my most gorgeous mutuals turned me on to a song called "Chemical Reaction" by Debbii Dawson (who I'd never heard of) a few weeks ago, and now I'm just fucking obsessed with her. If you like the sound of Dolly Parton singing ABBA music, you'd love her. youtu.be/GFFk_EAGb-s?...

Profound. Sometimes you just need a reminder like this.

"that's cringe" just say you hate whimsy and go

I got to open my birthday gifts from Chaseruni a little early and (in addition to several other amazing things)he added two new Cognitive Surplus mugs to my collection. I am fucking obsessed with these. Lol. Aren't they pretty?!

Back when I had the energy and time to, I used to do lots of community theatre productions in Metro Detroit. Among my favorite roles were Rod in Avenue Q, Jack from Into the Woods, Bud Frump from How to Succeed, and Angel in Rent. 😀

I spent about 3-4 hours filming a kpop dance on Friday only to end up feeling badly about it and giving up for the time being... sometimes you're just not in the right headspace for creativity, but I'll put on my 5 outfits and try again soon. 😀 Next time. At least I got good practice and exercise.

Chase and I downloaded Scruff to try making friends in our area and I got banned on day one because my profile was reported for impersonating... lol. 😅 I would've picked someone with slightly less forehead if I was gonna steal someone else's appearance to attract friends. (Jk love my big ol head)

Good morning

Hello, happy Monday #MCM and all that. Happy the work day is done. Hope yours went/is going well. 🖤🤍

Here's my once-a-month mean-muggin-it bathroom selfie to remind everyone I have a physical form.

Just trying to have a leisurely horse ride in #ZeldaBreathoftheWild then EVERYTHING started trying to kill me and my poor innocent horse.

My weekly "drunk and feeling myself" photoshoot. Our gameroom is my happy place, I'm grateful for it. 🎮💪

My weekly "drunk and feeling myself" photoshoot. Our gameroom is my happy place, I'm grateful for it. 🎮💪

Been a while since shared these! Note these aren't curated on if there is naughty stuff on them! go.bsky.app/91PeMZb

Gays, what are the best places to shop for clothes online? I'm writing the blocking for my next big smash hit of a kpop dance cover (lol) and realizing I don't have 5 cute fits for all 5 Bobs. 🫠

This is who runs this account

THE WOKE LEFT HAVE GOT HIM #DonkeyKongBananza

Hey you 😡 Happy Monday 🙂

😛 Let's do the weekend over again.

Switch 2 releasing right after we got back from vacation has left me not wanting to workout at all! 😅 Today we pick the weights back up. 🤢 #mcm

Last time showing off my supreme Mariokart 8 skills for a long time I'm sure. ❤️ I love the Nintendo Switch so much... tomorrow is an amazing day to be a Nintendo fan! Happy gaming!

We need a summer playlist... what's everyone been listening to on repeat? New or old, any language, I don't care. I've been obsessed with this song and MV. Would love to give your music a listen. 😀 youtu.be/EBsIag0TJKk?...

We went on our first cruise and had an unbelievable time. Thank GOD we have the Nintendo Switch 2 to look forward to, or I would be so sad to be home!

Yes shirt. 🙂 No shirt. 😡 Happy Friday!

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