I really miss my roommate checking on me by going “hey what’s a doggy doin?’

This is the year gay guys wake up that topping is not requisitely dominant, nor is dominance inherently masculine

Would 100%

Lowkey my favorite part of porn

You've all been warned. 😘

Here’s my jocked ass from yesterday. Happy hump day, now eat your heart out. 😉

I’m at my all time cutest when wearing this hat @greyotter95.bsky.social got me

And you’re a piece of shit if you make fun of trans people. Just remember that babes ❤️

psa: you are weird as FUCK if you’re gay and make fun of other gays for being too fem

Had to show the entire tattoo shop jocked ass at my consultation 🥴

It’s that time of the year.

There was a Twin Peaks reference in Spirit Farer and I’m so happy I’m playing

Who agrees? ✋

For not liking marvel 💅

Quote post with your fave chest pic or pics. I don’t care how many I just wanna see chest

Yes, I am thirsty for my friends. No I do not feel bad about it 😈

This John Hamm meme has gone too far. Someone said the equivalent for bald people is a horrid clip from a horrid h@rry p*tter movie and im mad 😡

I kinda like being the last person home at night. I get to finally be in just my jock and don’t have to worry about my family seeing.

I give this to all my good boys. Now plz send it back hehe 🙈

Legally you should be allowed to smack people that don’t mute the ads at the gas pump

Being a gay frog in a beloved children’s book series, call that No Toads Refused

Hey gentlemen repost this if you’d like to spend the afternoon under the boss’s desk onlyfans.com/xlhungadenda...

There’s is nothing more satisfying than coming home and just ripping your shirt open. Why did we as a society move away from snaps for buttons??

This is one of my faves and it’s from this morning??? 😳

Just this track on repeat until my bones disolve open.spotify.com/track/4afFT1...

Needing one or many of you to come cuddle on the floor and listen to my Sharon Van Etten records ❤️

Here I am. I’ve been sitting in the work parking lot for the last hour sobbing in the car cause of how much I care about a couple people I love. If there’s anything you should know about me it’s that i care and love fast and hard and deeply.

I am also the proud owner of a @mal-content.bsky.social original jock. ❤️ Thanks for the gift bub 🥰

Dicks and ass are great but I’m definitely a face guy and you’re all so damn pretty and handsome and I just thought I should let you know 😘

Me. I’ll do it. All my friends line up plz!

RT if you want me to hump you like this 🤭 🐶⬇️: @pupclover.bsky.social

@greyotter95.bsky.social you in?

Make the holidays extra gay if you can. Like make it uncomfortable.

The fact that my younger siblings love right wing bullshit media but also drop out tv which is full of queers will never make sense to me

On my “hot guys and assorted pornography” feeds, I have a three strikes policy about fetish AI slop. Sometimes they’re hard to spot and guys repost by accident, but If I notice you attached to multiple limp dick generations of shiny plastic pastiche men in bowdlerized scenes, you’re blocked.

Listen, I can shove your entire dick down my throat or I can wrap your presents, I’m not doing both

Everything goes to @greyotter95.bsky.social and our kitties.

Unknowingly ingested avocado. Please start planning my celebration of life.

Both makes me verse right? 😈

Every tech bro in unison seconds before turning into gollum

Money can’t buy me happiness or cure my crippling depression but it did buy my a boat load of cannoli so that’s close enough

Depression is fun cause you can be surrounded by people who genuinely love and care about you and still have a deeply nested urge to walk into the woods and hang yourself in an old tree

Just started feeling really shitty about myself out of no where. 🥺 Guess the only cure is jerking off a ton

punk/alt/emo dudes are hot.

Some were subjective so I kinda got a bingo? Also question mark on the fursona cause I have a lot of idea but none that I’m settled on

So a bad/good thing about wearing these overalls to work is that my nipples are getting constant action. I am getting absolutely feral 🤤😈

I’ll have what he’s having

Since @mal-content.bsky.social asked here my poppers tat 🥰

Will someone please go snuggle my boyfriend for me in my absence? He’s so good and needs some affection. ❤️