If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses 🤓 (honestly, rare to find me without)

Parent teacher interview night, including an interview with the wicked principal from the first teaching job I ever had, was no match for my razzle dazzle conflict avoidance charisma

Staying home sick again today, very thankful for the gays and their tummies in my phone to keep me company

I'm traditionally awful at flex pics and my only strength routine is playing with my toddler, but I feel like these are worth sharing. Nothing on most of you, but better than I used to be.

Another Model UN conference, time for the executive sweater vest to come out

We've suddenly left sweaters-to-work season and I'm feeling self conscious, please confirm if I look ok.

Just had some acupuncture on my glutes and lower back from my hot muscle cub chiropractor and am verrry ready for more hands on me

Just because I'm back home and at work again doesn't mean I have to stop with the France pics, so here's #mcm from Avignon

Big bear, small airplane = the full relief map of my seat imprinted permanently on my thigh

Heading to the airport to fly home from France in 5 hours, still can't sleep, so you get a grumpy bear selfie in the hotel bathroom.

Having a Nice time on the côte d'Azur

There was a nude swimmer in this calenque and I was very jealous

Maybe just staying in France. (feat. chest hair)

Switzerland is nice outside the hotel too!

Before/after/home

My face: My personality:

Snow Day #22 for the school year, but tomorrow I'll be on a plane heading for the south of France to rediscover the sun 🌞

The school where I teach just posted an AI picture of another teacher who literally works here and I think I might set the whole place on fire if they ever did one of me

#tbt to 2020, skinniest I ever was after years of keto and the day before COVID hit and made me stop caring about body weight and start embracing joy

Saw an article about Franz Ferdinand calling out the IDF stealing their music for vile propaganda and glorification of murder, so I'm doing my part and revisiting the whole discography, and man what a throwback! Premium nostalgia to living in Scotland in 2010. youtu.be/r8k-iy_tWtQ?...

#mcm, this time spotlighting the hairy back and tattoos

How I arrived on Bluesky

Made it to the gym after work again, proud of myself. Sadly, this was the only pic I could get before a bunch of teenagers came in!

Band Shirt Day at work - do we prefer Joy Division hoodie or Talking Heads T-shirt? As a big fan of both talking and head, I think I'm leaning that way

Happy #fursday to those who celebrate 😌

Happy tummy day, couldn't choose so you get two today

Made it back to the gym after some interruptions, did a full hour on the cross trainer, and even found a brief moment with an empty change room to grab evidence for the Internet

Pyjama day at work, here's the fit

Finally healthy enough for a normal work day, but now that the day is done I'm the sleepiest dad in town and require snacks and belly rubs

Been kinda stuck on this album lately and genuinely think it might be part of accepting the ADHD diagnosis, just feels like music that celebrates it

So sick, send soup and snuggles

Pizza night chez Fruity Been loving the cast iron pizza that's secretly just a focaccia with pizza toppings lately, even though they tend to get a bit misshapen when I get them out of the skillet 😕

At a Model UN Conference with my students today, had to break out the executive sweater vest

The government told me to stop teaching and show the Olympics hockey game, so I'm actually watching sports on purpose and it feels very foreign

Help help, I'm being cyberbullied by my furnace. It's sending me hourly emails saying that it doesn't work, as if the freezing cold house wasn't a clear sign. Someone come snuggle for warmth!

If you see this post, do it 🫡 Pronouns: he/him Height: 6’5” Shoe: 15 Zodiac: Libra ♎ Smoke: never, but I don't mind an edible Tattoos: 2 on my back, 2 on wrists, and two 3/4 sleeves that connect across my chest Piercings: Septum, earlobes, and a secret third thing 🤫 Fav drink: a crisp flat white

Freezing rain storm -> school is closed -> work from home day -> forgot computer at work -> a day that would be far more enjoyable if daycare wasn't also closed

I found a self portrait in topiary

Survived the first gym since August, focused on cardio, worked up a mighty sweat, and then the change room was full of teenagers that I teach so I didn't get a sweaty bear tummy Tuesday pic 😒 Have this one from my favorite mirror once I got home instead?

Ugh the ego death when your boss calls you by the name of the only other big guy on staff who takes no care of himself and looks a mess every day

Heading to the gym for the first time since August, send your best vibes pls

1000 followers? For me? Umm hi folks. Flattered beyond belief that you're all here. Here's something a little extra, in monochrome and colour.

Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19 still consider it a masterpiece fwiw

Happy Valentine's Day from the crazily decorated bathroom of the restaurant where wife and I got brunch today - crème brûlée french toast, pas mal

More new glasses, maybe big enough to not cause headaches this time

Well if it's bear law I'd better comply #tummytuesday

Post a banger that's not in English youtu.be/6KeEw0yp9_Q?... Can't understand a word, love the vibe

post a banger that isn't in English youtu.be/hcNyYyvUw7Q?... did you folks know I'm a French teacher?

Monochrome Monday featuring tank for extra drama