Almost forgot to post haircut pics, how embarrassing

For #tummytuesday, enjoy my gardening fit from yesterday, the first actual warm day since October. Yes, I did use sunscreen. No, it wasn't enough!

2000 of you? Crazy. Thanks for the attention, folks. Have a little voice, as a treat.

drop some COLORFUL HAIR 💜

So the mutton chops got a way better reaction than I expected, which I saw after I had already gone to the next step: Wealwell Gotch moustache, seen immediately at shave and then dressed for the wedding, and one bonus shot of me cracking up as my daughter the flower girl stole the spotlight. #mcm

Drafted into a wedding against my will today, perhaps a villainous Hatwell Gotch-inspired muttonchop is in order?

AOTY just dropped, in case you're interested. REDSTAR WU & THE WORLDWIDE SCOURGE, Genesis Owusu.

Thick Thursday, featuring a rented suit for a wedding this weekend that doesn't quite fit. Shoes were too small too, despite being 15W.

I'm in a wedding this weekend and I have low confidence in the measurements taken for the suit, so I got some compression shirts just in case. Not sure if they work or if I just look like a tube of toothpaste. Presented here in its full form, and its #tummytuesday form.

One ego boost, please #mcm

Proud of myself today for finally getting started on the food forest I'm planning to grow! Today was the berry patch, with raspberries, blackberries, and red and black currants. Not pictured is the rhubarb patch I put in behind where I stood for this picture. The future is fruity!

For Throwback Thursday, I offer my pandemic hair.

Hammock weather has finally returned to Canada, for today at least. Gotta soak up as much sun as possible before it's gone again!

#mcm from work, anyone know a valid excuse to get outta here?

Few things make me feel as much like an actual bear as parent and toddler swimming, dwarfing all the other parents and being the only hairy person in the whole pool.

Bored on a bus, let's talk music

What is this, a crossover episode? It was great to meet @nickwrites.ca in person while I visited Toronto, even if I had to crouch for this photo!

hello hello it's 7AM on a Monday and I've already been on a school bus full of teenagers for over 2 hours, send help and/or euthanasia

Got my first hate comment on that last pic, someone called me a pig and put two barf emojis. Milestone, I guess? And it was just a picture of my face!

Happy #fursday from my classroom, where I don't hide the fur. Featuring classic bearface, of course.

DONT SKIP! Post you in another country. France was already a month ago, and I think I should just move there and live my full Julia Child fantasy.

Today's #mcm brought to you by a one-size-fits-all hotel robe.

Staying at a hotel with an infrared sauna in the room, and therefore now accepting donations to the "Fruity needs an infrared sauna in his house" fund

Powers restored ✅

Every once in a while Google photos gets something right

Lucky I decided to throw on some boxers instead of freeballing home from the pool today or else everyone would have been finding some eggs (and don't mind the toddler handprints on the mirror 😅)

I made a worms and dirt trifle for family Easter and my family won't mention how cute it is, so I'm sharing here for you folks to do it instead. Rich chocolate cake, vanilla creme pâtissière, Oreos, gummy worms, mini eggs. We're here for nostalgia this time!

Me and who?

If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses 🤓 (honestly, rare to find me without)

Parent teacher interview night, including an interview with the wicked principal from the first teaching job I ever had, was no match for my razzle dazzle conflict avoidance charisma

Staying home sick again today, very thankful for the gays and their tummies in my phone to keep me company

Another Model UN conference, time for the executive sweater vest to come out

We've suddenly left sweaters-to-work season and I'm feeling self conscious, please confirm if I look ok.

Just had some acupuncture on my glutes and lower back from my hot muscle cub chiropractor and am verrry ready for more hands on me

Just because I'm back home and at work again doesn't mean I have to stop with the France pics, so here's #mcm from Avignon

Heading to the airport to fly home from France in 5 hours, still can't sleep, so you get a grumpy bear selfie in the hotel bathroom.

If you find bigger people/fat people attractive you owe it to those people to learn how to flirt and show that attraction without coming off like you’re fetishizing their size

Having a Nice time on the côte d'Azur

There was a nude swimmer in this calenque and I was very jealous

Maybe just staying in France. (feat. chest hair)

Switzerland is nice outside the hotel too!

Before/after/home

My face: My personality:

Snow Day #22 for the school year, but tomorrow I'll be on a plane heading for the south of France to rediscover the sun 🌞

The school where I teach just posted an AI picture of another teacher who literally works here and I think I might set the whole place on fire if they ever did one of me

#tbt to 2020, skinniest I ever was after years of keto and the day before COVID hit and made me stop caring about body weight and start embracing joy

Saw an article about Franz Ferdinand calling out the IDF stealing their music for vile propaganda and glorification of murder, so I'm doing my part and revisiting the whole discography, and man what a throwback! Premium nostalgia to living in Scotland in 2010. youtu.be/r8k-iy_tWtQ?...

How I arrived on Bluesky

Made it to the gym after work again, proud of myself. Sadly, this was the only pic I could get before a bunch of teenagers came in!

Band Shirt Day at work - do we prefer Joy Division hoodie or Talking Heads T-shirt? As a big fan of both talking and head, I think I'm leaning that way