I liked my bedhead this morning

I keep moaning 🫦

Sunday soles for you

Verbal dads are my weakness 😵‍💫

This poor baby has been through it the last few days. She won’t leave our sides. Happy she’s doing better ❤️🥹

Me: “No she died last year. This is her son. Can I help you?”

Alphabet, Meta, and Amazon all have headquarters in Seattle. This year the Seattle School District has an 80 million dollar shortfall.

Oh... Oh no!

Cite the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written and I think it’s important to credit our sources.

📚 Book 26/52 of 2026 📚 Fake Shot ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ #booksky

Friday Eve Boss is on vacation Only one meeting today

Anyone y'all ever listen to Celtic Woman? Or am I just really gay?

I saw this and I had to share it with you. Im sorry.

Pitt stop! Quote with your Pitt pics 💪

SIX YEARS AGO TODAY Interstate 5 into downtown Seattle at rush hour.

Changing my name to Nintendo Freak 2 🫦

Infusion ✅ Now time to nap and ignore my j*b

Sliding into my DMs to send me a canned message and a link to your onlyfans is fucking wild 🙃

First grill of the season ✅ Made some flank steak in a spicy gremolata with potatoes, squash, and peppers 🤤

She won’t let me play video games

📚 Book 25/52 of 2026 📚 Hammer & Gavel ⭐️⭐️⭐️ #booksky

She won’t let me play video games

Show me your Easter Eggs!* *your balls

Feets & Peeps

Fun night out with friends! 🥰

Upgrade ahead of summer! Ready for many backyard bbqs with friends 🥰

Time to bring back the curls

Miss playing video games with the homies 😢

Time to bring back the curls

Her ✨

invincible is crazy because when gay ppl said they wanted to see mark's guts be rearranged i don't think they meant it like THAT

Ohhhhh babe im feeling like i need to scream some taylor swift while i deep clean the entire house until i collapse 😵‍💫

They draw Omni-man barefoot for me specifically

Reading my first Omegaverse book. Oh noooo. I hope this doesn’t awaken something in me. 🙈

Tumblr throwback for April fools.

📚 Book 24/52 of 2026 📚 Slewfoot ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️.5 #booksky

What’s one step above an Eiffel Tower? That

Kraken at 6, Mariners at 6:40 oh noooo what're we gonna do?

Hit me with it

Do you like your left ball or your right ball better? 🤔

In the future please refer to me by my full government name

This is very close to what my current d&d character looks like

Seattle understood the assignment yesterday!

Edible hit. Time to become one with the couch.

The boys hit the farmers market and got delicious treats 🥰!