Gorgeous start to Autumn 🍂

cuffing season? more like cucking season, amirite

On or off? 🦶 #footsky

On or off? 🦶 #footsky

See bulge, post bulge

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I’m either playing with myself or playing silksong and right now my switch is dead 🥵

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See bulge, post bulge

What's your favorite mm romance book? #booksky

Saturday morning bake-off 🤗

Saturday morning bake-off 🤗

😵‍💫 I accept

📚 Book 45/52 of 2025 📚 The Fall ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ #booksky

I feel like I spend 3/4 of my week in meetings asking “okay but that data lives WHERE?” 😭😭😭

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Someone come give me a massage pls

I am a simple boy. See wiener, like post. See butt, like post. See feet, like post. 😵‍💫

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Happy Free Feet Friday Join me 👀

How am I supposed to focus on work with all these gorgeous cocks on the timeline???

Meghan Trainor talking about 2 girls 1 cup I will Stan for life now

If my mouth doesn’t feel better when I wake up I swear

Someone come give me a massage pls

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Today's mood

Damn First Amendment just got Tonya Harding’d by the second

Everything that could have gone wrong today did. So if you need me I’ll be in bed wallowing for the rest of the night ✌️

Ending it all i s2g

Back to the dentist tomorrow because there’s an issue with one of my extraction sites!! Woo!! Gonna kms 😞

Company rebrand forcing me to update all my dashboards for color schemes and logos 😭😭😭

Something something Sunday scaries

What if instead of football Sundays we did a d&d campaign for the entire football season. Come to my house. Bring/make snacks. We roll silly little math rocks and make our characters kiss. Thoughts???

Silksong Act 2 is absolutely BRUTAL

Printing minis for d&d and Daggerheart 😍

Me and who?

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Anyone wanna work out?

I need this shirt

My favorite mm romance author dropped a new book completely unannounced after two years! 🥰🥰🥰

Hi internet boyfriends 😘

For my sole sisters

*Moira Rose voice* Labubu

Wisdom teeth out! Spending the day on the couch. Send distractions 🙏🏻

For my sole sisters

Act 1 of Silksong: Complete!

Wisdom teeth out! Spending the day on the couch. Send distractions 🙏🏻

I had a bag of my own sh*t attached to my stomach for several months before ultimately having part of my colon removed. Getting my wisdom teeth out is going to be a vacation in comparison to that. ✌️