Oh my god 😍 Who needs money these days, not me 😭

Need to hack into my own mind and take control of the operating room. I have some notes for whoever is running the place now

🎶 The foreskin on the dick goes up and down, up and down, up and down The foreskin on the dick goes up and down while he’s laying facedown 🎶

Just bought my first plant in years today Please pray for it, everything I breathe near dies 😔

Do I back the Dropout Gamechanger Home Edition kickstarter campaign, yes or yes?

Oh no, I have found Easy Street Records and they do punchcards … my MP3 player is not ready for me

You can never tell who’s straight and who’s gay anymore Back in my day, all the fags dressed like Kurt Hummel

when they ask how deep that b*ssy is:

Our new duvet insert didn’t come with loops, so I spent the afternoon turning some old Gilmore Girls themed fabric into loops and sewing them on. She’s not pretty, but she’s functional!

Episode 1 Drag Race no spoilers

bf: we could get treats but for gay people me: so poppers?

Okay Seattle bloomfs, bf and I are thinking about seeing Demi in concert next week. Who’s coming with us?!

Package was supposed to be delivered today but postman marked it as an invalid address :( Post office couldn’t do anything right now :( Am sad :(

Laufey graces the cover of Vogue Portugal. 📸: Élio Nogueira

Time to meal prep again

I went outside today AND I put sunscreen on, so I’m kind of unstoppable

The way I have become a clownsexual needs to be studied

ever since I was a little boy I knew i liked to buy physical media!!!!

I‘m anxious to get my first piece of mail at my new place so I can get a new library card 😍

I worked for an internet company for 4 years and feel confident in my knowledge setting up mesh networks. But my god, I cannot get my bridged modem to give a public IP to my mesh Wi-Fi router and I’m OVER IT 😭

me when i ask for bulge pics

Been waiting for packages all day

i hate deluxe albums, just release the full track list all at once 😭

Hello, Seattle 🥰 I’m home (Also omg, loving the new 2 line 😍)

Bye, Utah! See you soon, Seattle 😍

It’s move to Seattle week for me! Feeling very bittersweet about leaving Utah, but it’s time. I’m so excited and ready to be a PNW girly full-time 🥰

Waking up from a nap and feeling like death <<<<

Greatest Change from The Legend of Korra Soundtrack will forever be one of my favorites 🥺 it gets me good every time!

I need so many Lum berries for a project on Pokopia but I only have three trees and expanding that number is gonna be so expensive 😭

Have had Pokopia for less than a week and already got credits, ama

the way I was sweating so hard during my workout today 😭🥵 I normally wear a hat so I didn‘t realize how bad it was

And this was ranked! What are we doing? I should not be doing the most damage as a Supporter 😭

I finally got a Switch 2 and Pokopia and…. 5 hours have flown by. What the fuck?! Anyway, add me lol

Having a gay guy experience™ listening to Click Clack Symphony by Raye alone in the parking garage with an iced latte

My car might be on her last leg and I’m so sad 😭

Hudson Williams was right 😌😂

Finally updated to iOS26 and ohhh Liquid Glass sucks so bad, I hate it here

Sometimes having a body is scary 😭

Someone who’s good at the gym help me with my shoulder challenge 😭

I LOVE to live in sin, gotta be in my top 3 favorite ways of living

When it’s thick 🥵 >>> (tattoo lines)

I want a new tattoooooooooo

Did I just order every album from The Strokes on CD? Yes. Yes I did. Cause I miss them.

The way it’s 80° today 😭

I think I'd rather play a game the way artists designed it to look

Had a dream that Hudson Williams was hanging out with me and my family, I hope it comes true

windy day can’t mess up your hair if you don’t have any

Just performed surgery on my MP3 player, oh that was so stressful 😭 but she’s all better now

Happy Bandcamp Friday to all those that celebrate

Oh New York, I’ve missed you 🥺