It seems like I'll never be good enough to go back.

Me seeing all your fcf posts

I love a short king. I really do. There's nothing like being able to hug and kiss someone my own height. But tall people's proportions. Omg. Long arms and long legs, big hands and big feet. Dear Santa, I want five more inches of height please. 😂

Remember boys, the first hole you penetrate is the nostril. Take a shower and put some damn cologne on!

Have fun with octopath and metroid! I have like seventeen games i bought in the last five minutes that I need to play first 🤭

All of you 😏

anyway, hi

Today is the first time in almost 36 years that someone questioned why my name is my name. "But the Bible says..." Sorry lady, I came from a deeply catholic country and I couldn't choose my name! Otherwise I would be Kevin or Shawn, something inoffensive!

Well, yes! 🙂‍↕️🎶✨️

Top 5 Britney Spears deep cuts Joy of Pepsi Mona Lisa Amnesia State of Grace The Answer

Okay but WLW 👯‍♀️ and flip that around you get MΓM. Men Waluigi Men. That’s right

Don't come for me, but today I discovered Lindsay Lohan's Speak album. And THIS SONG omg I can't get enough. The borrowed chords in the chorus is soooo good, it makes my brain *** everywhere hnnngggg I have listened to it ten times in a row now 🤘🎵

Thanks for the feet pics, boys. I got my cookies. 😚🍪

I remember why I dont wear these underwear anymore

I dont normally participate in the villain of the day conversations but I feel strongly about this. Thinking that sides are afraid of their prostate or that you think only tops and bottoms should exist is heinous and immature behavior.

As a Side, I will be unfollowing any of yall liking Side Shaming posts. Like imagine being tacky enough to openly make fun of other people’s sexual preferences on social media??? Grow up lmao

Good morning to sides and sides only! 🫡☀️

I'm seeing all the 30+ hot men post their photos. Lately I was told twice by men my age or older that I dont look my age. What I'm wondering is if there's a disconnect here and if this is affecting my ability to get dates. Does that make sense? Am i trippin'? Maybe I just need to go to bed? 😂

20 likes and three personal feet pics in the replies and I'll get a cookie after work.

I really need a haircut to feel my oats, but it's too early! I just have to hold out for ten more days or so 💇🏽‍♂️

I really love being gay this is so much fucking fun

It's like negative a million outside, but I wish I had someone to go on a cute ice cream date with tonight.

Forgot it was Friday, then saw everyone's **** and I promptly remembered. 😌

Amazing album minus one song. 🤭 I remember going out to Walmart as a freshman in college to buy this day one. What a fun time.

If I can't buy a three dollar double toaster, it's not a real bl*ck fr*day. 😤

It's here — our biggest sale of the year is happening right now! 🗓️ Nov 28 – Dec 1 ✨ 30% OFF storewide (yes, everything!) 💸 Discount automatically applied at checkout We’ve restocked ALL of your favorite fragrances, and the new Balsam & Berry candle is now available for purchase! 🎄

I'm still sad that my daily cologne has been discontinued and my sexy cologne has become really hard to find. I have just ordered samples of new scents and I can't wait to see if I like them!

After all the food I ate tonight I think I am 28% butter, 47% corn, and 12% potato

Happy thanksgiving! Thank you to all of my bloomfie boyfriends for being my bloomfie boyfriends! 🥰🍗

I heard someone sucking dick in the bar bathroom so now I wanna suck dick at the gay bar bathroom Let's be honest, i just wanna suck dick anywhere

I wish I had a better grasp of where to put accent marks in Spanish! 😅 They're literally everywhere and also nowhere at all!

Thinkin about How much sexier i would find myself if I didn't have 100 lbs of stomach sticking out How i wish I never **** ****, but also how things might be if I kept ***** How i can't change my genes so why bother trying to keep up How these thoughts means I need to just fuckin sleep 😅😴 gn✨️

CASTLEVANIA CHRONICLES KONAMI 2001 PLAYSTATION

Not a single December birthday above 281? This is rigor morris, girl.

Los hombres cumplen 30 años y se convierten en uno de estos :

I don't understand why I am finding Dragon Quest 1 so difficult. Every single boss has bodied me like 20 times before I figure it out, and then I turn around and get killed by regular degular rabble. It is draining! 🪫 I cannot wait to have a dedicated healer. 😮‍💨✨️

Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 (2025)

Locked out of work for the time being so I'm being a reply guy to guys' feet posts in the meantime 😗👣

Following me and unfollowing me three times is not gonna make me want follow you, pal.

OKAY yes this is what I NEEDED thank you Canada! 🇨🇦💅✨️

The collective "meh" around Drag Race UK makes me feel like I'm finally watching the same drag race as everyone else. 😂 I guess we'll see what Canada has in store!

Seattle gamers and friends! Pink Gorilla is hosting a food drive to help feed families in the area! If you have any canned goods you want to donate, you can do so at any location, and they will even match what is donated! 🥫✨️

If you're wondering, yes, I am making my own adventure time reaction images and im only on season two so you best believe we shan't see a shortage of these

NES. That console showed me exactly what video games were ans what they were capable of stirring within me. The imagination amd creation to make those lil games has always inspired me. The NES flipped my switch as a kid and then it broke it because I can't turn it off now. 🫡🎮✨️

I keep saying this. If you're in Seattle, you must go to Tush! 💃🏼✨️

Queso fresco is so VILE 🤣🤣

Something is happening outside with many many sirens.... but i cant see anything!

I Love LA is *such* a good show Damn, I miss my 20s 😂

I've been sick the last two days and I hope it doesnt get any worse

I washed* and put away** my laundry today! *this week's load ** the load from two weeks ago