Had the best time carving pumpkins with the besties tonight! 🥰🔪🎃

Both the White House and Homeland Security accounts were automatically blocked because they were added to the “far right accounts” block list that I’m subscribed to 💅🏻

This is in ATMOS on Apple Music y’all… truly what a blessing this is

God is so good to me

Truly one of my favorite things to do

Blessed and highly favored

Who the fuck is the Soup Man??? #RHOSLC

My first shiny post!

Two no elimination episodes so far on #DragRaceEspaña… send these women home!!!

Robyn is so important to me

It’s been a minute… happy first #fcf of spooky season everyone 🥰

It’s soup time divas!

Making some really cunty broccoli cheddar soup. God I love soup season.

My partner called La Zavaleta the SHEIN Naysha Lopez

Finally watching The Boulet Brothers Dragula: Titans!

According to RFK Jr., I’m double autistic

Time for me to become an actual Once in time for this concert!

I started Donkey Kong Bananza tonight and boy howdy is destroying everything in sight so much fun

What I’m trying to say is Pop2 is that girl

Call me basic but this is a top 5 Charli track. BROOKE CANDY FAG MOB!!! CHARLI XCX!!! PABLLO VITTAR!!! MISS CUPCAKKE!!!

Cookies are done besties!

Making pumpkin spice cheesecake cookies, y’all want some?

Katseye is just so good

It’s been a minute… happy first #fcf of spooky season everyone 🥰

Listening to classical music tonight

Whoever invented these… I hope you get your back blown out on the regular

Lisa Barlow is truly unwell

Better a Faggot than a Fascist 💪🏽😤♥️

I’m about to FUCK UP some Popeyes

Survived Portland ✅ @jofig92.bsky.social @bandgeeksrppl2.bsky.social @pbjase.bsky.social

Currently in the war stricken city of Portland fearing for my life

WE’RE FINALLY ON I-5!!!

Left the house at 11a to take a day trip down to Portland… 2 hours later we’re still in King County because of I-5 Southbound being closed for multiple miles and having to take the backroads to a portion of I-5 that is actually open… K*ll me now

My kink is very loudly saying “EEWW” whenever I see a Cybertruck

Does anyone else who’s on Instagram get flooded with ads for GLP-1 and other weight loss drugs from all of these MLM looking companies? Or is it just me?

LIKE ARE YOU KIDDING ME

New Doja Cat is SO good

Is Lisa Barlow the villain this season?

I made meatballs tonight… I guess you could say that I’m a domestic goddess in the making…

T A C O S

Freakier Friday was a film that did not need to be made

6 out of 10 rating

The new calzone at Costco is just an absolute unit. I’m about to be so full.

My partner and I just watched Weapons and I’m not so sure I understand modern cinema

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The curse of the Climate Pledge Arena strikes again (I’m sick)

Just watched Together and boy was that a film!

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I’m so happy that Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is back