Happy anniversary to the album that got me through the pandemic Love u Charli

I’m at a point in my life where if I’m scrolling on my phone while on public transit, and you see dick/balls/ass on my screen, you should have been minding your business

Man at the SeaTac Airport light rail station just fully stripped down to his underwear in the middle of the platform and then frantically pulled a change of clothes out of his suitcase to put on. It’s currently 47° with the wind chill.

For those not in the know

Hey Siri, play “Pink Hoodie” by AESPA

Didn’t look at a screen for the first hour and a half of my day this morning and it has done wonders for my mental health

Just take me out back and shoot me already

My fav on Top Chef got sent home this week 😭

QTP with the Pokémon that runs your account.

Saw this great collection of bumper stickers at Trader Joe’s tonight

I think the person that this is in reference to deleted their account on here

I’m being a bit harsh on Katie, I will admit, but even things that her and city council are somewhat to majorly aligned on are just not getting done with any swiftness. We’re a mayor-council city, and city council currently is still stocked full of centrist and right leaning Harrell era ppl

We need leadership like this in Seattle. Katie Wilson needs to step her fucking pussy up.

Update: I drove home with the windows down and blasted HorsegiirL as loud as I could stand to

Having the incredibly non-binary urge to scream at the top of my lungs in my workplace parking garage

carbs are Good, Actually

I expect tickets for the Seattle show to be sold out 0.0000003 seconds after sales start, so I’m not even gonna try. Also, #JusticeForManon

Forced myself to do my nightly skincare routine before bed, even though I’m a sleepy lil thembo that just wanted to do the bare minimum and crawl in bed after a long day. Please clap.

I need to kill the little demon on my shoulder tonight that keeps saying “you need a little sweet treat”

The spirits of Athena Dion and Angie Katsanevas entered my body tonight and shook me VIOLENTLY. Used our new Breville Sear & Press grill and made Mediterranean chicken skewers, and @jofig92.bsky.social made a lemon pesto orzo pasta salad. I ate the FUCK out of this!

@jofig92.bsky.social should have never told me that you can make custom maps with Google Maps. Just spent the last 3 hours making one for our Vancouver trip with our hotel, all of the metro stations, attractions, and a few restaurants. We have T-Mobile and will have full service in Canada…

hey so what the fuck?

No picture, but I had hot dog #14 today 🥰

What kind of person says “ah yes let me take my MacBook with me to Costco and post up in the food court and get some work done” Go literally anywhere else please

Me watching the tables at the Costco food court for an opening

Bought a bag of o-rings to go on my new keyboard… Think that they don’t fit in the housing of the switch and that I’m gonna have to return them and find smaller ones.. I forgot they go on the stem of the key cap… I truly have two brain cells and they’re both fighting for third place…

PTO? BOOKED!!! Amtrak? BOOKED!!! Hotel? BOOKED!!! My first international trip! Can’t wait to spend 4th of July weekend in Canada with my love 🥹🥰

Slightly increase a band Paramost

My July 4th weekend PTO was approved. Can’t wait to celebrate 250 years of America by being in Canada!

Update: I'm in a much better mood now. All I needed was a sweet treat and some dick.

Blasting this song on my AirPods Max to cleanse my body of all the pent up rage from the day

I’ve become such a grumpy old piece of shit. I fell asleep on the couch earlier for like half an hour and woke up at 20:00, and every single minor inconvenience that has happened to me since then has sent me into fight or flight mode.

After weeks of being covered in pollen, I finally had the time to go give Kimahri a much needed bath today! He also got a couple new decals! Now people won’t be guessing whether I’m a gay gamer weeb, they’ll KNOW that I’m a gay gamer weeb!

I’m going to be blasting this in my AirPods Max at full volume while doing my silly little desk job tasks tomorrow

HorsegiirL has a new album coming out soon and it’s going to absolutely send me into the stratosphere

Happy Mother’s Day to all the female musicians I’ve ever called mother

After a year in our current apartment, I finally have a desk setup that I'm somewhat proud of! Light bar for my monitor to light up my desk, some new wrist cushions, and some art behind the desk gifted by my besties. (Potentially) more to come at a later date!

Seattleites love to shit on Bellevue, but I was in Bellevue for 5 hours today and encountered not a single bump in the road or a single pothole

Every time La Toya Jackson giggles, an angel gets its wings

Had a lil tteokbokki feast tonight 🤤

Just submitted my timesheet for this week… Why does it feel like I did 75 hours worth of work in 37.5 hours… I feel RAGGEDY

If this Diet Coke shortage hits the US, I will make January 6th look like an afternoon garden tea party

First Robyn doesn’t come to the PNW for the Sexistential tour… Now MUNA isn’t coming to the PNW for the GETS SO HOT tour… It’s okay… I’m okay…

It’s an 8.0 cuntquake on the mother scale

I need Bree Runway to release a new album ASAP!!!

The new Charli XCX single…

Fuck it, Zordon Mamdani

FUCK ME ALL THE WAY UP I FORGOT THIS CAME OUT TODAY

TRADER JOE’S BROUGHT BACK ONE OF MY FAVORITE JUICE DRINKS!!!