My favorite (and in my opinion, which no one else seems to share, and that’s okay!) the best 3D Mario game

Finding street parking WITH tree shade cover on Alki Beach is basically like getting a surprise onion ring when you only ordered fries. I need to go buy a lottery ticket.

Hot dog #22 today 🙂‍↕️ Costco continues to be the best value in food

Before I go and get hot dog #22 today, here’s hot dogs #20 and #21! Jomi and I hit up Japadog while we were in Vancouver and shared these two absolute units of glizzy excellence. TAKE ME BACK PLEASE

Who else up having unkind thoughts about themselves

Post a photo from 2019 just me and a big ole bunch of collard greens

Leviticus gets a 4.5/5 from me!

also... new pfp... 🫣 Taken at the Bloedel Conservatory in Queen Elizabeth Park in Vancouver, BC

I did it

To my movie going girlies: Jomi and I have recently signed up for AMC A-List, and can go see up to 4 movies a week at any time, in any format, and we will be going to the movies much more frequently. Should I start a Letterboxed profile? Would y’all be interested in that?

Tickets have been SECURED!!! Thanks to AMC A-List, I get to see both of these for free! Poor @jofig92.bsky.social knows basically nothing about Neon Genesis Evangelion, but I'm a die hard fan, and will be educating him!!!

My handsome man 🥹🥹🥹

Thank god I have a big fat plump juicy dump truck badonkadonk ass to make leaning up against this tree comfortable. Now playing “Supermassive Black Hole” by MUSE

The hot tatted pierced alt dude working the counter at the car window tint shop just walked out of the front door, threw on a backwards cap, lit a cigarette, and jumped on a skateboard and flew down the sidewalk… Teenage me is quivering on the inside

Next time y’all see Kimahri, he’ll look a little different 🙂‍↕️

Don’t judge me… I watched the leak… but I will be seated for this on release day. The way that this franchise has been fucked six ways to Sunday is so sad.

This song has fucked me up every time I’ve listened to the new Muse album since it came out. Like crying my eyes out every time I listen to it. Loving someone and being loved back has really done a number on me.

me / the album on repeat (also aside from CONFESSIONS II)

My long form post will be coming Soon™. I have lots of thoughts about our time in Canada and need to go through the process of organizing them and getting them out. I will be posting up until then, but after I publish my long form post, I will be deleting this app off my phone for a while.

It's time to share all of the photos that @jofig92.bsky.social and I took while we were in Vancouver, BC this past weekend!

Well of course I got a sunburn while in Canada. Yes, I did use sunscreen, thanks for asking. SPF 70 to be exact.

Back home in Seattle. Please be gracious with me during my period of mourning.

Mexico lost and the person sitting in front of me on the train is FURIOUSLY updating their sports betting website whatever the fuck Sites like that should be illegal tbh

At Pacific Central, about to board the train back to raggedy ass America… The post vacation sad is already hitting

Me walking around Vancouver, BC in pants in sunny 19°C weather

Mid trip check in: This is the best vacation I’ve ever been on, hands down. Vancouver, BC is the best city ever. It’s all of the best parts of Seattle, but better. Everyone is so friendly. And the city is alive for FIFA. I spent 100 CAD at the Richmond Night Market tonight. Worth every penny.

GOOD FUCKING MORNING

Mid trip check in: This is the best vacation I’ve ever been on, hands down. Vancouver, BC is the best city ever. It’s all of the best parts of Seattle, but better. Everyone is so friendly. And the city is alive for FIFA. I spent 100 CAD at the Richmond Night Market tonight. Worth every penny.

We have made it on to the train and are headed towards Vancouver, BC! Gonna be radio silent on here for the next few days while I enjoy my trip and my time in Canada with my favorite person 🥰 @jofig92.bsky.social

The song in my mind this morning

Of course… just like every other time in my life… I get too excited and amped up the night before a big trip and can’t sleep… Did I just spend the last two hours re-evaluating every single thing that we have planned? Yes… Now it’s 02:30 and I need to be up at 06:00 to make it to the station… 🫠

Had my last meal on American soil for the next 4 days. Next meal I have will be in Canada. WILD.

Jacking only??? Sound Transit freaky… 🫪

Off work until 7/13. Out of office? ON!!! Laptop? SHUT DOWN!!! Pussy? POPPED!!! SEVERELY!!!

Happy Wrath Month!

Wrapped up Pride Month 2026 by going to the last showing of Stop! That! Train! in the whole of King County with my main squeeze @jofig92.bsky.social and my bestie @chikinstu.bsky.social Happy pride y’all!

One last thing before I log off for the day: If anyone you keep in any circles of your life is transphobic, you are not actually an ally And if you’re queer in any sense of the word and you’re transphobic: fuck you

There’s a very high likelihood that the same fucking pieces of shit that voted for trans women to be barred from women’s sports have “trans,” “mtf,” or “tr*nny” in their Pornhub search history. Fuck those pieces of shit until the day they die. Logging off this app for the day 😌

Call me a hater

12 years ago today, TJ Maxx, Ross, and Marshalls across the country were changed forever

Found out that multiple things on my docket at my job are supposed to be handled by someone with a whole ass legal certifications but that person doesn’t exist in my program so it’s just my problem… I need them to run me some more money

Side shot of me and my bestie @chikinstu.bsky.social at yesterdays gaymer gathering. I love him so so so much and I’m so happy that he’s in my life. He really knows how to throw a party and has the best taste in music, games, and people.

my heart is so full 🥹 HAPPY FUCKING PRIDE Y’ALL

The new Muse album is, to me, someone who has no prior attachment to or ever listened to Muse, VERY GOOD

I watched them crack a hard boiled egg on their knee not once, but twice Icon behavior tbh

my heart is so full 🥹 HAPPY FUCKING PRIDE Y’ALL

AESPA TICKETS SECURED!!!

Celebrating a very important person today! 11 years ago started one of the most important friendships I think I’ll ever have in my life. You’ve been a rock for me and for so many others, even when life has served you shit. Happy birthday @johnjohn.bsky.social! I love you!

Me listening to “To Be Alive” by Rina Sawayama