good morning! fuck AI

I can’t fully gather my thoughts right now. Every aspect of that show was intentional. La Casita on the field, the piragua cart, the tíos playing dominos, Ricky Martin singing “Lo Que Le Pasó a Hawaii”, the power lines, every bandera on the field. Utter perfection. Gracias por todo, Benito 🥹

‘the only thing more powerful than hate is love’

I miss her and I want her back 🥺

If I had a nickel for every time I woke up screaming from a nightmare in the past six months, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

The answer was $158.80! @sumoomoo.bsky.social had the closest guess! Good job, bb 💖

It’s time for everyone’s favorite game — how much is Jomi gonna spend at Costco?! Put your guesses down below! 😎

No new pictures. Where are you mentally

First day of February?

Nothing humbles you more than putting on something with an elastic waistband and having it immediately roll down on you. I will get my slutty lil waist back 🥺

Random fitness tip — Just because you *can* lift at that weight, doesn’t mean you *should* lift at that weight. My biceps are so mad at me 🥴

Sometimes you gotta pay $16 to lay on the ground and stare at lasers while Lady Gaga is blasting on the speakers in order to fight the Sunday Scaries (◡‿◡✿)

And he’s still fine as hell. Best appointment of the year. 10/10.

@orso-xl.bsky.social: What if we had Girl Dinner™ tonight? Me: Say no more 😌

May the glory of fat cocks get me through this day It’s been one hell of a week 😵‍💫

About to ascend to a new plane of existence. It’s been real, y’all 🩵💚 w/ @orso-xl.bsky.social

The first person to bring me a box of gluten-free Cheez-Its gets their **** ******

Sometimes I just want to see my friends dicks… not because I’m necessarily horny but because I’m nosey lol

5 minutes into the first workday of the year, and I’m ready to be done with it.

I can’t wait for *it* to finally happen — we’re living in the worst timeline 😒

Y’all, I just cut my mouth by eating a sandwich. I’m such a delicate baby 😭

Going from Time Stranger to Cyber Sleuth is a lil bit rough. The added quality of life enhancements in Time Stranger really were that girl 🥴

My 2026 New Year's Resolution: get a big fat juicy dumpy 😌

Today is National Coquito Day, and my personal recipe is now available to download (for free) on my website! Go to www.j0micrafts.com, head over to the Freebies section, add the recipe to cart, and click checkout -- that's it! Drink responsibly and have a happy holidays! 😘

I know the dev team at bsky has a bunch of stuff they are working on, but can they fix the issue where you open a video and it gets stuck with no way to fix it other than force closing the app? That would be nice.

Gay Bluesky on a Friday

Tonight’s energy while making coquito I’ll post my recipe if y’all want it 👀

Seasonal candles are back in stock (in limited quantities)! Thank you to everyone who supported the shop this year 💖

Going down the Boston Cop Slide would cure me 😵‍💫

It's a 3-day week for me, and I have zero will to do anything. Someone motivate me 🥺

Can we talk about the use of "All The Things She Said" in Heated Rivalry? Of all the songs they could've chosen, they chose an incredibly queer-coded song that was released in Russian and English with subtly different meanings. Is the English version Shane's POV and the Russian version Ilya's?

I agree with the concept of “there is no ethical consumption under capitalism” but you still have practice harm mitigation.

Heated Rivalry got me like 😮‍💨

Can’t say I’m surprised by this 🥴

We all have needs....

I stg if this boy doesn’t let the russian man clap his cheeks I’ma be mad

Lemme see what this gay hockey show is all about 👀

It’s really weird to care what other people prefer sexually or in relationships if you aren’t fucking or dating them.

Not a fan of candles? We got you covered! ✨ Our Black Friday Sale continues through Cyber Monday! Enjoy 30% off storewide through December 1st. Support small-owned, queer businesses and get some cute merch! 💖

Did I make the conscious decision to sacrifice heat for a Christmas tree? Yes. Will I be getting a space heater later today because a binch is freezing? Also yes 🥶

Support a small, queer-owned business this Black Friday -- it's the hottest thing you can do 😌

It’s officially Christmas time in the Jomi_XL household! @jofig92.bsky.social

Support a small, queer-owned business this Black Friday -- it's the hottest thing you can do 😌

There is a chance that my Christmas tree is too big for my apartment...Watch this space to see if I found my 13th reason 🥲

Me (in the shower): "I think I need like a...fitness dom...Someone who will call me a 'Good Boy' when I lose some weight and keep me accountable. There's definitely a market for that." Chat, I just describe a personal trainer. I shouldn't be allowed to work this week 😭

Just beat the main story of Age of Imprisonment. Being the first canon Hyrule Warriors game, I hope Nintendo takes this as an opportunity to expand Zelda lore in other formats. This was absolutely lovely.

It happened 😭😭

THE HOLIDAYS ARE 👀 RIGHT 👀 AROUND THE CORNER!! ARE U READY TO SLEIGH 🛷 THE HOUSE DOWN?! OUR NEW BALSAM AND BERRY 🌲🍓 CANDLE IS SO GOOD IT’LL HAVE SANTA 🎅🏼 CHECKING HIS 📜 NAUGHTY LIST 📜 TWICE 👀!! AND DON’T WORRY -- WE SEE YOU TOO, HANUKKAH FAM!! 💙 LET THIS SCENT SPICE UP ALL ✨ EIGHT ✨ NIGHTS!! 🎁

Proof that I do, in fact, leave the house sometimes. If y'all ever see me in public, hugs and smooches are always acceptable 💖