The hot guy at work just got fired Pray for me during these difficult times 😞

After much back and forth, the train tickets and hotel for Vancouver have been booked. It’s my 1st time leaving the country in 20 years 🥳

Fuck it, Zordon Mamdani

In random work-related side quests, I was the “voice of god” and introduced an Emmy award winning broadcast journalist 👀

I think I killed my yeast 🤭 Time to start another batch of dough

Time to dust off the kitchen aid, slap on an apron, and start baking again. Today, I'm making bagels 🥯✨

My CPAP is trying to kill me. Around 2am last night, it went into turbo and would not let up. It felt like the mask was trying to fly off my face too 😵‍💫

GET IN THE ROBOT, ALPHINAUD

I put shorts on for the first time since the end of summer and I’m gooped. I’m two entirely different shades 😭

If I put Dr Pepper in my CPAP machine, do you think I’d wake up feeling good and nice? It’s medicine after all 🤔

Me, sending Boo to steal a star in Mario Party:

This time next week, I'll officially be in my Darth Vadar (CPAP) era. May I finally get restful sleep 😵‍💫

Whose dick do I gotta suck at Taco Bell corporate for them to bring back the full sized taco salads? The minis are cute but I yearn for the original.

My baby (car) is in the hospital (shop) again, but at least I get to eat at this bougie Taco Bell 😌

Want to fold him into a pretzel so bad. 😫

All I wanna do today is look at fat cocks and play pokopia, but alas — I’m forced to participate in capitalism (work).

Look at my precious babies 🥹

Fair question

Had a cute lil late lunch date at Halgatteok in Federal Way for Valentine’s Day with my bb @jofig92.bsky.social 🥰🥰🥰

The annual tradition continues 🎉 Bienvenu à Cirque du Soleil 😌 w/ @orso-xl.bsky.social

good morning! fuck AI

I can’t fully gather my thoughts right now. Every aspect of that show was intentional. La Casita on the field, the piragua cart, the tíos playing dominos, Ricky Martin singing “Lo Que Le Pasó a Hawaii”, the power lines, every bandera on the field. Utter perfection. Gracias por todo, Benito 🥹

‘the only thing more powerful than hate is love’

I miss her and I want her back 🥺

If I had a nickel for every time I woke up screaming from a nightmare in the past six months, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

The answer was $158.80! @sumoomoo.bsky.social had the closest guess! Good job, bb 💖

It’s time for everyone’s favorite game — how much is Jomi gonna spend at Costco?! Put your guesses down below! 😎

No new pictures. Where are you mentally

First day of February?

Nothing humbles you more than putting on something with an elastic waistband and having it immediately roll down on you. I will get my slutty lil waist back 🥺

Random fitness tip — Just because you *can* lift at that weight, doesn’t mean you *should* lift at that weight. My biceps are so mad at me 🥴

Sometimes you gotta pay $16 to lay on the ground and stare at lasers while Lady Gaga is blasting on the speakers in order to fight the Sunday Scaries (◡‿◡✿)

And he’s still fine as hell. Best appointment of the year. 10/10.

@orso-xl.bsky.social: What if we had Girl Dinner™ tonight? Me: Say no more 😌

May the glory of fat cocks get me through this day It’s been one hell of a week 😵‍💫

About to ascend to a new plane of existence. It’s been real, y’all 🩵💚 w/ @orso-xl.bsky.social

The first person to bring me a box of gluten-free Cheez-Its gets their **** ******

Sometimes I just want to see my friends dicks… not because I’m necessarily horny but because I’m nosey lol

5 minutes into the first workday of the year, and I’m ready to be done with it.

I can’t wait for *it* to finally happen — we’re living in the worst timeline 😒

Y’all, I just cut my mouth by eating a sandwich. I’m such a delicate baby 😭

Going from Time Stranger to Cyber Sleuth is a lil bit rough. The added quality of life enhancements in Time Stranger really were that girl 🥴

My 2026 New Year's Resolution: get a big fat juicy dumpy 😌

Today is National Coquito Day, and my personal recipe is now available to download (for free) on my website! Go to www.j0micrafts.com, head over to the Freebies section, add the recipe to cart, and click checkout -- that's it! Drink responsibly and have a happy holidays! 😘

I know the dev team at bsky has a bunch of stuff they are working on, but can they fix the issue where you open a video and it gets stuck with no way to fix it other than force closing the app? That would be nice.

Gay Bluesky on a Friday

Tonight’s energy while making coquito I’ll post my recipe if y’all want it 👀

Seasonal candles are back in stock (in limited quantities)! Thank you to everyone who supported the shop this year 💖