Sold out candles will be restocked on December 17th! This will be the *last* batch of seasonal candles for the year, so get them while supplies last! 💖

Everyone is posting their best brief pic and mine is a bit too much to post on main…Do I just post it anyway? 🫣

Heated Rivalry got me like 😮‍💨

Can’t say I’m surprised by this 🥴

We all have needs....

I stg if this boy doesn’t let the russian man clap his cheeks I’ma be mad

Lemme see what this gay hockey show is all about 👀

It’s really weird to care what other people prefer sexually or in relationships if you aren’t fucking or dating them.

Not a fan of candles? We got you covered! ✨ Our Black Friday Sale continues through Cyber Monday! Enjoy 30% off storewide through December 1st. Support small-owned, queer businesses and get some cute merch! 💖

Did I make the conscious decision to sacrifice heat for a Christmas tree? Yes. Will I be getting a space heater later today because a binch is freezing? Also yes 🥶

Support a small, queer-owned business this Black Friday -- it's the hottest thing you can do 😌

It’s officially Christmas time in the Jomi_XL household! @jofig92.bsky.social

Support a small, queer-owned business this Black Friday -- it's the hottest thing you can do 😌

There is a chance that my Christmas tree is too big for my apartment...Watch this space to see if I found my 13th reason 🥲

Me (in the shower): "I think I need like a...fitness dom...Someone who will call me a 'Good Boy' when I lose some weight and keep me accountable. There's definitely a market for that." Chat, I just describe a personal trainer. I shouldn't be allowed to work this week 😭

Just beat the main story of Age of Imprisonment. Being the first canon Hyrule Warriors game, I hope Nintendo takes this as an opportunity to expand Zelda lore in other formats. This was absolutely lovely.

It happened 😭😭

THE HOLIDAYS ARE 👀 RIGHT 👀 AROUND THE CORNER!! ARE U READY TO SLEIGH 🛷 THE HOUSE DOWN?! OUR NEW BALSAM AND BERRY 🌲🍓 CANDLE IS SO GOOD IT’LL HAVE SANTA 🎅🏼 CHECKING HIS 📜 NAUGHTY LIST 📜 TWICE 👀!! AND DON’T WORRY -- WE SEE YOU TOO, HANUKKAH FAM!! 💙 LET THIS SCENT SPICE UP ALL ✨ EIGHT ✨ NIGHTS!! 🎁

Proof that I do, in fact, leave the house sometimes. If y'all ever see me in public, hugs and smooches are always acceptable 💖

One “fun” consequence of owning a small candle business? Having your apartment smell ridiculous while pouring almost 40 candles with different fragrances back-to-back 😵‍💫

Mark your calendars, besties — our biggest sale of the year is here! 🗓️ Nov 28–Dec 1 ✨ 30% OFF storewide (yes, everything!) 💸 Discount automatically applied at checkout We’re restocking ALL of your favorite fragrances plus dropping a brand-new holiday scent that’s sure to make the yuletide gay!

Took my bestie @jofig92.bsky.social out to a drag show for his birthday! 🥳💃🏼

Me as a therapist: Have you tried *not* doing that? Just curious 🤔

So I made it to 33 — what are we doing to celebrate? 🥳

One last meal before heading back to Seattle. Portland was cute 🥰

The vibes at Luc Lac in Portland were immaculate, and my phở was FILLED with tendon and tripe

And Part 2 of the Tillamook Factory Adventures is done! Turns out I’m probably a super taster, so that’s fun! They gave us all this ice cream and an ice cream sandwich within 45 minutes. Pray for my insides 🫠

Part 1 of the Tillamook Factory Adventures is complete! Now it’s nap time in the car until it’s time for the ice cream experience 😍

I’m a lightweight again lmao. Time to soak in the tub and sober up a bit.

Badlands is cute! Let’s see where the night takes us 🥳

So this room is probably the size of my old apartment…May the Portland Birthday Adventures begin! 😍

you’re a L-EYE-R and a M-AH-LIH-SHUS, DES-PICK-UH-BUHL PERH-SEHN.

I need King County Elections to update their election results. The suspense is killing me.

Lots of good news tonight across the country. Hopefully Seattle does the right thing too 🥹

Cutwaters: do they actually mess you up or is the internet exaggerating? 👀

Hey.

Soup! Soup!! SOUP!!!

Toaster Strudel is both a delicious treat and an aspirational goal 💖

"Sorry, this package isn't eligible for a claim since it wasn't purchased with insurance." I hate it here 😡

I was getting so cocky at Clair Obscur with Maelle singlehandedly destroying everything… …then I met Simon and was immediately humbled 🫠

It’s Fat Cock Friday ✨ Gobble gobble 😏

First hot pot of the season 👁️🫦👁️

I can’t stand when I’m at work and they actually want me to work

Y’all, I pay too much rent for my bedroom window to *literally* come off the hinges. This is ridiculous 🙄

PDX bloomfs — I’m thinking of visiting next month for my birthday. Any recommendations of things to do while I’m there? 👀

omg i'm actually crying -- this is so unreal 🥹

Pray for me, girlies. I need these tickets 😭

USPS: We delivered your package! Parcel Pending: You got a package! Here’s the access code to the locker! The Locker:

Y'all, I'm honestly considering getting a chunky orthopedic shoe and sacrificing fashion for comfort. Pray for me in these difficult times 😔